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jj-bezant
Reviews
Dark Places, Deadly Illusions (2021)
So bad it made me write my first review
Worst writing, directing and acting I've seen in a long time. Speaking of long, does it ever end? Only thing worse than a terrible film is a reeeeaaally long terrible film.
I've never thought of KD as a great actor but thought this might be 'cute'. Wrong.
The twist was terribly predictable. And then, honestly, was that supposed to be another twist at the very end? When a woman leaves the hospital at the end, she's all wrapped up, similar to the woman shown leaving Elaine's office after she was killed. Was it a last attempt to really 'switch things up' and imply that KD did kill Elaine? Or that somehow Grace escaped. Or more likely, they just wanted us to groan and roll our eyes one final time.
My cat could make a better movie.
San Andreas (2015)
So terrible yet amazing at the same time.
So terrible yet amazing at the same time. I've never written a review before but this has inspired me. And the song that plays in the end credits. It maintains its cheese factor strong and solid to the end. Awful but I had a great time watching it.