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Feud (2017)
Hey Fonzy......Malibu Pier
Hello jump the shark episode. What on gods green earth inspired this heaping pile of stink.
Oh, hmmmh? Let me guess, it was creative, yes, was it true? NO! Who makes up a whole episode just so they can get thier Disney inspired DE-EYE on. Gotta check the boxes of the mandatory people, races, BY-POC to make a show legit nowadays. I mean they have the gay characters, check. Now how do we work in a major part in the script for a person that is underrepresented. Guess no one has seen commercials lately. Well in this show we just make up a savior in a dream scenario. It was so phony from the get go. It took all might to resist, going online and checking if this ever happened. I resisted, because I trusted Ryan Murphy enough to know, well used to trust, that he would never do a thing like that.
Color me schooled. Thanks Ryan for showing no matter how much power you have in Hollywood, you still have to check boxes. The ruin of great TV and Movies.
The Beanie Bubble (2023)
How about the Truth
Gotta say, this was watchable but as a cartoon movie. It seemed to try so hard to promote all the women and downgrade the man who was the brains behind the enterprise. The writers, producers, directors didn't want to tell the truth of the story, even though they based it on a book that told the true story. They just wanted to make a movie of a world they want to see. The truth? It's inconvenient, uninteresting to them. White men are to be shamed, not encouraged. Women are to be praised even if it's not the true story, the world owes it to them.
Is this watchable? Yes. Yet it feels so untrue as you watch it, you can feel it in your bones. Apple just can't help themselves, that's the problem.
Air (2023)
The ego of Afflect
First of all this movie is a somewhat entertaining romp of a feel good story. You feel good inside watching how MJ doesn't get screwed over by the man. His mother should have been an agent, she would have been legendary, she sees all the angles. No one can out think the strong smart black woman. MJ is a legend, he's such a god you can't show his likeness, you might be Charlie Hebdo'd. Ben was concerned for all the people involved, he's almost Muhammad, you can't show any likeness. Think I'm joking, that's what ten year old Ben felt growing up. He idolized this player, he's untouchable.
The problem is Ben worshipped him so much he couldn't tell the truth to make a movie. What's a fanboy to do? Well? Lie, make things up, exaggerate, tell the story you want to believe, people are stupid naive. I'm Ben, people will believe what I want, to hell the facts.
Enjoy the movie, it's not really true except in Bens bedroom when he was a worshipful 10 year old. That's fantasy. Now you can enjoy the movie, it's just fantasy not truth. Mislabeling at its best.
The Fabelmans (2022)
Really? I mean really?
Sorry, but this soggy mess, trying to be a cinematic tour de force, just really is a flat tire for 2 hours and 30, 40, 50 minutes. It just never starts, never ends, I think it's still being filmed for Fabblemans II, when Sammy, sorry Sam, discovers drugs and Hollywood. Heard it was a good movie, but was it a movie? It seemed as though it really wanted to be seen as a stage play. Got it, Fabblemans on Broadway. Michelle Williams over acting made me feel like I was already transported. Saw TAR, the night before and can't believe both can be seen as good films, when obviously one was a cinematic masterpiece.
The Lincoln Lawyer (2022)
Stiff as a board
What is going on in TV land? This show was so stiff from the opening moments, it constantly had you asking why were these actors were hired for these roles. The lead character, actor, just seems so out of place in this role, it's like his dad his the big cheese so of course he got the role. No pizazz, no sparkle, no emotion just flat and one dimensional. Some of the other actors seem to be put there to hold him up. I know we picked the wrong actor, so let's put some tinsel all around to distract from the boredom.
You can never compare anyone to Mcaunahey, so don't try. At least put someone in that wants to better his performance, not slug around because he can't. There are no second season's for bad shows. I know there are alot of people who like this show, that does not mean it's worth watching. Next.
Making the Cut: Social Media Content (2022)
Tough decision??
Why does tough decision equate to we cant kick a certain person off. Which one because of certain things, dont know. Seems phony, make a tough decision its your job. No one wants to be mean, but once again both designers outfits sucked, just happens they both have great backstory's . Love the show though. Don't leave people on just because it meets the quota. That's what every other show does, be different pick the best candidate and that's the only criteria. Saying it's such a hard choice, so now we need to keep both peeps, just boring lazy reality show happenings. Heidi never got such treatment in her 30+ years modeling. Don't think Tim or Jeremy had people saying well it's a tough decision let's keep them both, not happening. They know it, so do you.
Persuasion (2022)
Crazy Casting
You start to watch a famous book, made into a movie and what you get is a big pile of manure. It's spread oh so nicely, let's sprinkle a little woke her and a fairies dust of woke here, just a smidge of political manure here. Fini! It's done, now just a big steaming pile of a bunch of peoples opinions about the perfect world. Not yours not mine, but whose? Someone, but who? Who knows? If doesn't matter, just accept it and watch it. We will tell you how the future MUST be. It will be how we tell you. Enjoy the film, or else!
The Black Phone (2021)
Summer Movie
This a very good suspense, thriller, just what you go to the movies for on a hot summer day.
Great story, that follows minimal characters thru a time in their memorable time in their lives. Acting is great, the main character dies outstanding as a very vulnerable kid, who needs to find his strengths to survive.
Director really moves the story along with an ease that never feels rushed or slow.
Definitely recommend to those of us that don't want or need bloody gore to enjoy a scary movie.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Perfect Summer Film
This was great, we're there problems? Yes, does it really matter? No. Am I hoping this helps Hollywood change all their recent, last 5 years, antics? Yes. Hollywood does much better entertaining people than putting them in reeducation classes.
So for that reason alone, I have to love this film. That is just pure entertainment, no reeducation.
Spiderhead (2022)
Fun to Watch but....
Yes, this is fun to watch. Actors doing their acting thing, having fun in their roles. Script? All I got to say is, when you have to explain the whole movie in the fourth part, well, that explains it all.
Totally budget film but not too noticeable.
Hey, it's a fun watch, you could do a lot worse. After Yang for example.
Julia (2022)
A Little Too Love Boat
It's a nice show, with nice actors, nice script, altogether just nice piece of fluff. Which is great, who can argue with
that. That said, it does take some time to put some thoughts in to completion. Milking that cow a lil too
long.
Here's a gripe with the new Hollywood. Replacing people who worked hard in real life and just erasing their existence with
a made up person. It's so insulting to these real people, give THEM their due. Don't just hand a gift card to someone who never
existed just so we can all sing and hold hands and slap themselves on the back. So boring.
Bosch: Legacy (2022)
The Color Wheel Art
I loved Bosch, this is adequate. Commercials, Amazon switched it to IMDBs free service almost just to promote FreeVee, kinda ruin it. Honey has a black child? Hey throw in some more woke to meet our quota. Its so obviously casting by color wheel, most of the time it feels forced, like your getting lectured by your neighbor whose a Bernie Bro! I now just stop watching when this happens. Who cares about art, art now is making sure a color wheel is used in casting. Don't get
me started on the arrests in this show, just count who gets arrested, too funny!
Summary: Force Fed.
The Staircase (2022)
Weird Character Changes
Love this show, very well done. The Docu. Was great too. The weird thing is they changed major characters from white to black. Even Rudolf the lawyer in real life finds this odd. The docu director especially is very odd. White guy in real life black in the tv show. How does this build trust? Just woke nonsense again and again.
C'mon C'mon (2021)
What A Snore
It's watchable, but man oh man is it so nothing. Just one long, look at me act like I'm not acting. This lil boy is so kool, now I'm kool cause I interact with him. Really not cool, just a big back slap for everyone, we're telling this really important story about peoples lives. So many better to choose. The Lost Daughter for instance. Cheers!
Naomi Osaka (2021)
Skates, Glosses thru-People magazine style.
It says not too much about any real part of her life. The Serena debacle? Says nothing about. Even though she used this match to explain all her depression troubles. Don't want to offend another woman of color. That's says it all.
The Wilds (2020)
Lost Lite
Loved every minute of this girl power, teen drama, ode to lost.
More than just a lost copycat it furthers the story and seems to not
follow some of the infuriating parts of lost. Had me from minute one to
the last frame.
Bonus; they didn't try to knock you down and kick you with their political beliefs.
A tough find in tv land these past 3 years.
Try it like Mikey, and you will like it too.
Little Fires Everywhere (2020)
The Worst
So race baiting, that says it all. Doesn't even stay close to the source material. Had to change almost everything to make a show out of it. Finished it and wished I hadn't. Good luck.