fafryns Reviews

The Curse (2023– )

I tried

[1/10 · 10 December 2023]

Ok so I don't normally write reviews, but I have to with this one if I can save someone else from having to suffer through it.

It is so very very cringe, and I don't find it even a little bit funny.

The whole thing is like one big, long slow bad joke with no punchline.

I only watched it because of Emma Stone but just watching her play her character makes me want to hide under my blankets from embarrassment for her.

As the episodes went on the worse it seems to get. So please save yourself some time and take a hard pass on this show I promise you won't regret it!

And now I just need to write some stuff to make it up to enough words. Done.

Dawn (2023 TV Movie)

It was so bad

[2/10 · 9 August 2023]

The whole thing was just so bad, the acting, the story.

I mean omg you've been brother and sister for 16 yrs but oh you find out you're not blood related so that means you can now want each other sexually.

I can't believe I actually watch all of it as well. I kept hoping that something even remotely good would come out of it but Dawn was absolutely spineless letting her actual blood brother harass her and not tell anyone.

I still can't get past the fact that they got married and had a kid.

Dawn hears she isn't blood related to him and what instantly has sexual feelings towards him.

The whole thing was so absurd and the acting was so cringy.

Purple Hearts (2022)

I wanted to hate it

[10/10 · 31 July 2022]

I only watched this movie because I couldn't find anything else so I thought I'd give it a go.

I don't like romantic movies they just remind me of what I've never had but I loved this movie I couldn't help it.

I loved the songs but I agree with a lot of the other reviews about how messed up her attitude was about him being injured and an inconvenience to her and also who makes someone that has just almost lost his legs sleep on the couch, that part really bugged me, that was a really cruel thing to do to him.

But in the end it did give me goosebumps and good feels.

Was definitely surprised it was good cause we all know how "great" Netflix had been doing lately lol

And yeah I would definitely watch it again :)

The Bubble (2022)

HAHA

[1/10 · 6 April 2022]

WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FUNNY.

THE BEST PART WAS WHEN IT WAS OVER!!

And now I am just writing because I didn't have enough characters to submit my review.

1883 (2021–2022)

Fantastic

[10/10 · 28 February 2022]

It's the first show in a long time I've enjoyed. I loved it all I just don't know why the main character had to always have snot running down her face it was distracting.

Battlefield Earth (2000)

Hahaha

[1/10 · 17 June 2021]

I just couldn't look away or stop laughing for the first 15 minutes but then that's all I could take. It made my eyes bleed.

Black Summer (2019–2021)

What zombies?

[1/10 · 17 June 2021]

So far I'm only up to 2nd episode of second season but all I can think is what the hell am I watching, jumping from here to there with their little pop up titles and where are all the zombies and honestly I'm finding it hard to stay interested. I'm really kinda bored. A bunch of people freezing their faces off in the snow killing each other. At this point I wish I was a zombie, at least I would see some more action. And I'm sorry but these people don't seem to be very smart when it comes to the situations they face oh and omg look it's a plane.

Resident Alien (2021– )

Love it

[10/10 · 16 May 2021]

I am not one to usually watch comedy, I don't know why but most of the "funny" stuff I watch I just can't stand but I love this, I couldn't stop laughing.

Horizon Line (2020)

Why

[1/10 · 16 May 2021]

Wow that was terrible, couple break up, year goes by, couple see each other again sleep together, end up being late to wedding due to having sex, miss transport to wedding, both end up on tiny plane together, pilot has heart attack, she ends up "flying plane" but omg all the instruments, navigation, radio and compass oh and their phones end up all broken, they fly around basically in circles for a while dealing with a few issues, run out of fuel then amazingly find a sand bank in the middle of the ocean, crash, but end up getting to the sand bank only to realise it's a sand bank which was completely obvious as soon as you see it, tide comes in, they profess their love to each other and then just as the fin of a shark is seen a boat miraculously finds them and they're saved.

How I just described it sounds soooo much more exciting than it is. The acting was so bad and the storyline was so far fetched.

I had to skip thru parts I was so bored and just wanted it to be over but also kept hoping that it would get better but nope.

The Nest (I) (2020)

Don't waste your time

[1/10 · 23 November 2020]

Omg I kept waiting and waiting for something to happen but wow I will never get back the time I wasted watching this snooze fest

The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

Omg snooze much

[3/10 · 11 October 2020]

What a disappointment, so very bland and hard to watch I was so bored, waiting for it to get more interesting, but each episode I watched, more and more I got the urge to poke my eyes out. Seriously with covid we need some decent on the edge of your seat shows please.

Roswell, New Mexico (2019–2022)

Nope just nope

[1/10 · 19 January 2019]

It just doesn't even come close to the original Roswell series and is agony to watch and I'm only half way thru the first episode, it really needs to improve thru the season, but I highly doubt that will happen