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Tall Girl (2019)
So much to hate
I didn't think Tall Girl to be good, but it's so much worse than I imagined.
I was expecting body positivity. But the main message of the movie is that if you hate yourself for long enough, you'll eventually settle for the manipulative prick who's actively trying to undermine your happiness because if he can't have you, no one will.
A Perfect Ending (2012)
Profoundly bad
No one should watch this movie. Ever. I was expecting a fun, sexy movie. Instead we get incest flashbacks.
The protagonist apologizes for not being there for her daughter. Several minutes later we learn that her husband attempted to or successfully raped their daughter.
The couple is still married, and the daughter still lives at or spends a lot of time at the house.
Not sure I've ever seen a worse movie. A new level of awful. I'm a little concerned for anyone who enjoyed it.
Queen of the Desert (2015)
A crime against film
Now I know why Queen of the Desert only has 6 likes on Facebook. It's. That. Bad. Werner Herzog took a remarkable woman and reduced her to nothing more than her love life.
Gertrude Bell was so influential that she helped draw the boundaries of modern Iraq, but you'd never know it from watching the movie.
It's a crime against film. Want to learn more about Gertrude Bell? Read the book.