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Match Point (2005)
Contains spoiler! Beware! Bewaaaaaaaare!
If you don't know by now, "Match Point" is such a ripoff of "Crimes and Misdemeanors" that Woody oughta be censured for plaigiarising his own work. If this man, admittedly a cinematic genius, can't come up with something more original, then he needs to follow Paris Hilton into the pop music genre. How hard could it be to digress, if even so slightly, into a different story arc than the well-beaten trail he's already traveled? I've always waited impatiently for the Woodman's next entry in the cinema pantheon, but if this is the best he can do, maybe he should just pack it in.
Woody, it's time to stop borrowing from yourself. If Paul Simon can do it, so can you. Come up with something truly original, and your fans will follow. If not - I can't even imagine an "if not." Please...PLEASE put your thinking cap on. It's not too late.
MAC
Escanaba in da Moonlight (2001)
Yow
This may well be the worst movie I've ever seen, and that's saying something. It's like saying George Bush is the worst President ever. Well, duh. If this is the best representation that Yoopers can find, then I feel really sorry for them. And I'm from Minnesota. Ya gotta find a better story, eh? Fer ghad's sake.
Here's whatcha do: Ya go find a director with some actual talent, and ya find a script with some funny stuff in it (fart jokes don't count), and ya make a movie. Then I'll watch it.
Until then, I'll watch the Daily, eh?
That's a TV show, ya buckless Yoopers.
MAC