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The Amazing Bulk (2012)
Burn it.
Look, I know that a lot of parody movies are intended to be bad, but this is no exception. While there are creators who make their movie intentionally bad (but on a certain degree to where it's actually enjoyable), they also put in effort to make it good. Then there are those creators who intentionally make it bad and get extremely lazy and sloppy with their "work", Lewis Schoenbrun (the director of The Amazing Bulk) definitely falls into the last one. It's like he made the movie effortlessly bad, adding all of the atrocious CGI animations and unnecessary backdrops for no rhyme or reason at all.
The animations are either there for shiz and giggles, or are completely out of place and have absolutely nothing to do with the movie. Like the monkey playing with the rocket at the villain's (yes, there's a villain) lair, the random kids at a playground, and last but certainly not least, a dog in a cave with a goblin. These animations make no sense, it's as if they're just there because the editors didn't want to waste all of the other CGI animations they've bought. Not to mention the extremely weird and "so not obvious" sexual innuendos placed in there, like the spacecrafts and the villain's "jokes".
The acting.. The God forsaken acting.. Please, do not put these actors in anymore movies if you actually value the quality in it. Other than that, be my guest.
TL;DR: Do not buy this movie. Do not watch it. Do not even look at it. If you're planning on buying this for laughs, don't bother, you won't get any.
Adiós! - Jade
Smosh: The Movie (2015)
This is just horrendous.
Oh boy, where do I begin?
° Anthony is going to his fifth high school reunion where his old high school crush will be attending, in order for Anthony not to embarrass himself infront of her, he and Ian Hecox have to travel into the Internet and remove an embarrassing video of Anthony, in hopes of having any chance with his crush.
° That "plot" honestly sounds like something from a Disney Channel movie. It's so boring, clichè and awkward, that I don't even know what to say. I've only watched some of Smosh's videos on YouTube, but from what I've seen, they could do so much better than that. Smosh has a variety of stuff on their channel, some of which looks like they've actually put effort into their videos, but sadly, this movie is not one of them. Their "acting" is so dull and emotionless, it's like they don't care at all about if their movie is good or not, but they only care that it's over with and they're making profits off of it, being the lazy imbeciles that they are in this "movie". Not to mention the horrible green screen and effects, especially in that scene where a monster is chasing them through the halls of a video game, my god that was atrocious.
° You would think that Ian and Anthony would have the creativity to come up with something original or wacky for their movie like in their YouTube videos, but nope! Not for this movie! Just like all of the other YouTube sellouts with their "completely different and so not used a million times in other movies" thinking process, it had to be complete crap and be like every other teen movie ever.
° TL;DR: This movie is complete and utter crap. The effects and acting are horrible, I probably more effort put into this review than Smosh did in their damn movie.
Goodbye and have a good day. -Jade