emeraldgoddess Reviews

Mayans M.C. (2018–2023)

Way way too many subtitles

[4/10 · 15 September 2018]

Way too many subtitles. If they are going to have that many at least make them bigger so they're easier to read for people with vision problems.

Iliza Shlesinger: War Paint (2013 TV Special)

Animal noises

[1/10 · 16 July 2018]

She does these incredibly annoying animal noises for the whole show and the jokes aren't funny. I would have been very dissatisfied if I had paid to see this show.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000–2024)

Awkward and lame.

[1/10 · 10 June 2018]

I am really shocked at the positive reviews, I think Larry David must have paid people to write them. Speaking of Larry David, the man is not a good actor and sees to think he is WAY funnier than he is. The only good thing about this show are the guest stars and even that is not a reason to keep watching. This is a show that should have never been made.

Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out (2017 TV Special)

Even if you are a fan don't waste your time.

[1/10 · 10 June 2018]

I don't think I have ever watched a comedy ( if you can even call it that.) special and not laughed a single time. This was beyond bad. It was as if had hastily prepared this ten minutes before show time. This was sad, he might be looking at the end of his career.

Thoroughbreds (2017)

Yawn.

[1/10 · 6 June 2018]

I saw some very high ratings of this movie, but I am convinced that the people who left those high ratings are people who were involved in the movie trying to trick more people into watching this piece of trash. I only gave it a star because I had to but honestly it wasn't worth a star at all. I only watched it because I love Anton Yelchin and this was has last movie before his untimely passing.

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

No thanks.

[1/10 · 6 June 2018]

This movie was horrible. Years ago when I got my first tattoo this had just come to video. They were playing it and as soon as it ended it restarted and I had to watch it again. It wasn't worth one watch let alone two.

Animal Kingdom (2016–2022)

Definitely give this one a try!

[10/10 · 1 June 2018]

This is absolutely one of my favorite shows! This has everything, it starts at 10 and stays there.

Cobra Kai (2018–2025)

Surprise!

[10/10 · 29 May 2018]

This surpassed all my expectations! The flash backs and the 8o's music were a nostalgic blast.