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Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
I'm not sure whether I liked it or not.
Well, this movie is a good way to show how technology could create such astonishing experience for human eyes. It was like watching the rest of the Himalayas from the top of the Everest mountain so I'm giving 10/10 for visuals.
The story however showed how Hollywood could underestimate human brain and insult intelligence. It wasn't any better than recent creepy thrashy Bruce Willis movies. I just dont understand anymore why they presume that such cliche scenarios would sell. Well, 350 M and you created and amazing beautiful astonishing but dumb movie. So 2/10.
Sum up and divide by half would give my overall opinion.
The Blacklist (2013)
Was good until 4th season just terrible now.
Except Elisabeth being incredibly annoying and unnecessarily hysterical all the time, the rest of the show is fine. It's quite predictable and many episodes are just recurring itself but still the quality doesn't drop to bottom. In every season there are few very good episodes some good and some meh. Remove Elisabeth from the show or just replace it with a little cooler less drama queen actress and I would have given a 10/10.
Edit. I have changed my rating after starting to the 4th season. Quality dropped incredibly and characters became more and more self centred. No topic, no interesting cases anymore just everybody spending their full life to follow/chase/rescue Elizabeth for some reason and kill hundreds of people along the way. I think I will stop if it continues like this in the next few episodes. No way I am watching this another season . 5/10.
Panama (2022)
Coulnd't even finish the intro
I think intro takes approximately 5 min. I stopped watching at min 3.30. If you are depressed, miserable, super bored and in a terrible mood. Please just watch the intro its hilarious. I didn't even laugh that much in "it's always sunny in philedelphia". If they would have said this movie is a comedy, I would have easily given it a 10/10.
Long story short that this movie is an insult to all human race. I have seen 5 heads shark, sharknado 4, human centiopede and colossus vs mega shark. I have never imagined that there will be a movie where "Mel gibson" in and it would be worse than those ones I counted. I can conclude my review with: Jesus you gotta be ..... with me. What the ... did I just watch.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
I knew it would be disappointing after the first movie but vov
I really don't judge comedy preferences of the people. Everybody likes something. But man this teribble script and jokes... I think I'm old enough to not laugh 5 years old jokes.
Castlevania (2017)
Brilliant, dark , impressive
I don't have much to say about this series. As a person who hates anime and animation disney style movies, Castlevania made me realise how stupid and ignorant I was. Dark deep dialogues, exciting story and well defined characters, they deserve a big applause.
Ouija (2014)
Just bad
Very very bad. I'm glad I didn't get blind watching this. My eyes and ears protesting me for a week now.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Well done.
I fking love hill house. I still sometimes open the soundtrack and listen, remember the amazing dialogues.
In the beginning of Bly, I was expecting the same quality of the first season. Then after 2, 3 episodes I started to feel like "okay they suck at second season like every other series". But then I realise this is a whole different genre and actually is a beautiful love story. I loved the episode about the story of the ghost, sleep, wake and walk, sleep, wake and walk. Only thing I mainly expected was another single shot episode like hill house.
Anyway as a summary, it depends if you want action, horror or just trying to find something to do in your free time, then don't watch it. You really have to give your attention and follow the details.
Rise of the Zombie (2013)
you have to pay me for my time
Dont watch. I hope cast will never allowed to touch a camera anymore. why just why i watched this movie.
Project Power (2020)
Another money lost
I almost slept in an action movie. Typical, expected and boring. This movie is so forgettable I just finished and coulndt even remember the beginning. Just like Mtv screwed the music now Netflix is doing the same for movies. Sometimes I really wish to download these kinda movies pirate to just avoid feeding the sector. If you ask me about the movie, I can only tell you that your ears and eyes don't deserve to waste such a time.
P. S. Why the hell that girl didn't heal the diabetes mother, I pissed off. Mother was my only favourite character.
Warrior Nun (2020)
100 point iq drop guarantee
I started first episode after finishing the second season of the umbrella academy. Well, I think i made the mistake of my life. It doesn't mean that every fantesy story will be good. Teribble acting and writing. My whole suggestion to full cast, go open a kebab shop you be more successful.
Cursed (2020)
I like it
Well its not a perfect show of course but I really did not understand why people hated that much. I think watch it without any expectation. Im glad I gave it a chance.
Space Force (2020)
Above my expectations
Well actually before starting this show, I was assuming such a shallow topic would become a major collapse in the middle and probably I would quit after few episodes. I'm glad I gave it a chance. I might say it's reasonably well written so that can even make you laugh with cheap cliché jokes. I finished a season in one night and I'm glad I gave it a chance.