hurrdurrrderp Reviews

Nobody (I) (2021)

Home alone (but its lethal now)

[6/10 · 29 March 2021]

I remember movie where death of a dog made me care more and revenge for it looked better.

A Dark, Dark Man (2019)

Do not reccomend for Netflix & chill experience

[17 March 2021]

If Drive and 2nd season of True Detective have had a baby somewhere in the Kazakh steppe, that would've probably been this movie .

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)

Second best comedy of 2011

[7/10 · 6 December 2020]

Prepare yourself for an action-adventure, where 4 best spies in US and one Indian businessman team up in the face of their worst fears: business losses and unemployment.If you have an opportunity - watch this while you're high, you will be surprised how much small details they fit in into both plot and dialog, like (spoilers on)

• the movie starts and ends with time bomb fuze burning
• Tom Cruise character has an actual arc: first, IMF agent gets distracted by beeping thingy and dies; later Tom Cruise gets distracted by small beeping thingy and almost dies; later again, he gets almost distracted by small beeping thingy but this time he is prepared for small things that beep sometimes, so he doesn't die.
• By the way, he has very little accent when he speaks Russian. That makes Simon Pegg's attempts to fix the situation with the documents so much funnier (he's not even trying)
• Simon Pegg talks directly into the camera about cool masks everybody is waiting for (5 years before Deadpool!)
• The whole part with repeating stunt from the first movie, but this time 1) without straps; 2) with Jeremy Renner - it's comedy gold
• I was mildly annoyed by Russian choir singing gibberish, but when the movie gets to India it has ~10 min of the most oriental music I ever heard. That's when I got that this is by design.

(/spoilers off) So if you like this balance of danger, cool action and self-awareness - watch "21 Jump Street". Then "Hot Fuzz". And if you're still interested - this is the next best thing.

Nightcrawler (2014)

Awesome very subtle black comedy

[8/10 · 28 October 2019]

This film combines social satire, comedy, love story that looks like a bloody parody of real love story and actual thriller, and woul've been 9/10 - if not for the Mass Effect OST.