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Riverdale: Chapter Three: Body Double (2017)
How is this a show that exists in real life?
Who saw this script and said "Oh this is good, let's put this on TV"? It's come to the point where I'd rather watch Rory Gilmore being a piece of s**t than this.
First of all, the plot's progress is either way too fast or side tracked by fuc**ng boy troubles. Like I give a flipping sh*t if Weasley over here will fu*k the blonde or the brunette. Literally, who gives a fu*k about this? Second of all, I've never seen something fail so bad at social commentary in my life... And I used to watch MTV's Decoded.
HEY FISH LIPS, SLUT SHAME THEM ONE MORE TIME ULL GET NAZI PUNCHED. what the fu*k??? was that???? what was the point of that scene? it didn't add ANYTHING to any of the characters or the plot, it was there just for cookie points from the demographic it's trying to reach (teen girls, and before you ask yes i am part of the demo, as a 16 yo girl)
And seeing Lavender Brown & Co. explain racism to 6-Pack Weasley was akin to a fork scratching a rock wall. Cringy, poorly executed, came out of nowhere, and most likely wasn't in the source material. 'gurl stop spewing politics' 'nah dear women... i can handle discussion over systematic oppression...full McIntosh'
The only things this show has it's mediocre-gets-the-job-done aesthetics and Cole Sprouse. Literally it.