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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
The lying king
In August 2008 I learned that this movie would be hitting theaters in November 2008 and I was really excited because at the time the first movie one of my favorites so when November came grabbed a couple friends bought our tickets and watched the movie. when it was over we all looked each other and agreed the first movie was better this movie is awful it made no sense,it was huge disappointment to fans of the first movie, possibly the worst part of it is they weren't even being creative throughout the movie it does show how they weren't even trying basically what is the giant lion king rip off. I mean really a cub has a father who is a ruler another lion is jealous and wants to be a ruler and the cub spends most of his life away from home it's just a huge rip off. While be animation can be nice to look at it's not worth sitting through poorly executed material that was far better executed in the lion King and jokes that never have been and never will be funny. Above all else another thing that really gets me is how they got some otherwise talented actors for some weak at best roles I mean the got Bernie mac Alec Baldwin Sherri Shepherd how could they agreed to star in such a terrible movie where they held a gun point? We're they under a contract who knows but this movie should have been called Madagascar 2 the lying king.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Shock and Terrible Movie
Not a good movie but there is something about this movie that is in a way kind of entertaining. I wouldn't go as far to say that its "so bad that its good" it's not like the room, but you can't help but laugh at how stupid this movie is from cheap film equipment, lame music, less then decent actors, and the angles the film were shot from which for some reason were always shot at a Dutch angle. The story is pretty boring for half the movie considering the birds don't appear till 45-50 into the movie and during that time the movie is as boring as standing in line at the DMV and talking about global warming despite the fact that global warming wouldn't explain the birdemic. Finally the quality of the film was terrible, I've seen YouTube movies made by teenage boys with a video camera costing no more than a few hundred dollars that were better than birdemic.
Titanic - La leggenda continua (2000)
Are you kidding me?
Who ever came up with this movie needs to be locked up in a mental facility for the rest of his/her life because no sane person could come up with this dog s***. I acknowledge that this movie isn't as bad as The legend of the Titanic is, but that still doesn't make it a good movie.... If you can even call it a movie when in fact it seems like a dream that a druggie had after getting high and then going to bed right after than a movie. It's no surprise that they ripped off James Cameron's Titanic, but it is surprising that they ripped of Disney's Cinderella and 101 Dalmatians AND Don Bluth's An American tail. I think the worst part is that at the end they all live happily ever after when in reality a happy ending was far from the truth and the rapping dog was a waste of time I mean really a rapping dog on the titanic? was somebody stoned or drunk when they came up with this who thought that would be a good idea? There was only one good moment in the movie when it ended that's it.
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
A Million reasons to see this movie
I saw A Million Ways to Die in the West 2 nights ago and man was it worth the $9.50 I paid, saying this movie has a lot of dirty jokes in it is an understatement, but they are funny and put in ways that are relatable and make sense. While I can't say this is the best movie I've ever seen, it's worth checking out because lets face it, if Seth Macfarlane is in a movie, It has to have good dirty jokes. The only reason I don't give it a 10 is the 1 plot hole with Clint and threatening to shoot Anna and her dog because Albert was caught kissing her, because we see her being a master at shooting why doesn't she just shoot and kill Clint in the first place rather than allowing him to have the control that he did? Movie villain logic I guess.
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Is this some kind of joke?
I love the story of Romeo and Juliet, but this is garbage. I mean I know that having it in modern day might be easier to go along with, but its just stupid and it doesn't seem like Romeo and Juliet instead it seems like a parody of Romeo and Juliet there's so many weird things that don't belong in the movie that would be a Shakespearean classic if it was done right. The biggest problem comes back to the fact that it's modern day, because it isn't relatable to how Romeo and Juliet's lives were like, instead its more like a insulting joke that isn't funny by the way from the bad costumes to Juliet dressed like an angel and Romeo in cheap shining armor to the pathetic performances from otherwise very talented actors even Leonardo Dicaprio's performance was embarrassing to watch. My advice? watch the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet it's a lot better and is a real Shakespearean classic.
La leggenda del Titanic (1999)
The Legend of Garbage
I agree with others comments on this movie is worse than Titanic the legend goes on note, Sure the Animation is better, but story of the Titanic is even farther off in this movie and ripped off James Cameron's masterpiece more so than The legend goes on did. I also would like to say that this movie is insulting as can be, it would seem as if their almost making a joke about the 1500 who died and the story itself makes no sense so now little kids are going to think a giant octopus threw an iceberg in the ships path because it was tricked by an evil gang of sharks and that whales saved the day and that nobody died when in fact 1500 PEOPLE DIED.
Neighbors (2014)
I wish Zac Efron was my neighbor
I saw this movie in theater 2 days ago and it was amazing. Zac Efron turned in a excellent performance I don't know that I can completely say this is his best movie because I haven't seen all of his movies, I've only seen a few so I can't speak on his performance in his other movies, but his performance in Neighbors was nothing short of spectacular. Sounds crazy to say, but he is actually hotter than when he was younger, The other actors did great jobs, but Zac stood out the most with his performance and hotness combined it would be interesting if a sequel were to come out years later, however I don't think it could get any better.
Twister (1996)
Suspenseful and Sucsessful
I just can't believe so many people have bad things to say about this move,Sure its not the best movie out there, but it is enjoyable considering the effects were amazing, the characters were developed decently and the story was put together pretty well. The only thing that is kind of annoying is the storm chasing team seemed more like a fraternity group rather than a group of storm chasers and I also thought Jo's dads (I'm assuming death) was a bit to much in the beginning of the movie but overall it was worth watching its just too bad a sequel was never made, but if one was made I would go and see it for sure.
17 Again (2009)
17 Never Again
When this movie came out I was really excited because it had Zac Efron in it and I though "If Zac Efron is in it, it has to be a good movie right?" WRONG this movie sucked big time it was just a snore fest with no point of existence. Along with being boring, the characters are under developed, the story is a mess, 95% of the jokes are either unfunny or don't make sense and the only thing that kept my eyes on the screen was obviously Zac but even then his character Mike seemed like a throw away character rather than the main character oh wait there's the seen where older mike got fired but guess what that was the only other remotely entertaining thing in this movie. If I could I would go back in time and convince myself not to see ever in my life.
The Lion King (1994)
Best Disney Movie Ever
The lion king is by far the best Disney movie ever made The animation was amazing, the characters were amazing, the story was great it was just a excellent movie. The only thing that I found a bit extreme was killing of Mufasa though to be fair I never found it that sad and I'd be lying if I said balled my eyes out as a kid, but overall, It was such a great movie that one scene like that really doesn't screw up the rest of the movie and that was probably the only thing in the entire movie that it would have been OK not to show. I Still lave the lion king to this day and I'm almost 21 years old and from the looks of I will love this movie until the day I die.