As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his newly found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Dave Skylark and his producer Aaron Rapaport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight". When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Jong-Un Kim, they are recruited by the CIA to assassinate him.
Dave is a married man with three kids and a loving wife, and Mitch is a single man who is at the prime of his sexual life. One fateful night while Mitch and Dave are peeing in a fountain, lightning strikes and they switch bodies.
In a twist to the fairy tale, the Huntsman ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen.
Director:
Rupert Sanders
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Chris Hemsworth,
Charlize Theron
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college.
Set in 1882 in the American west, Albert is a lowly farmer with a nice girlfriend. But when she leaves him for the more successful and handsome owner of a moustachery store, Albert returns to his lonely daily life of trying to avoid death. Then the mysterious Anna rides into town and captures Albert's interest and heart, but with her deadly husband in town, Albert is going to have to become the western gun-slinging hero he never was. It won't be easy because there are a million ways to die in the west.Written by
Anne Campbell
When Albert is learning to shoot, we never see any bullets hitting the ground. He misses the target many times but there is no sign of the missing bullet hitting the dirt behind the target. See more »
Quotes
[first lines]
Narrator:
Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator:
Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But ...
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Crazy Credits
There is a post-credits sequence involving the gunman at the fair from the final scene. See more »
You have to have a certain sense of humor to get this movie. Seth McFarlaine has a kind of sense of humor that isn't universal. I actually understand why some don't get this movie. That's fine, but don't pontificate and say this movie sucks just because you're the type of person who is easily offended. Yes, it is offensive, but you should have known that going in. If not, it's not the movie's fault. So many fat assholes on IMDb who think they know what a good movie should be. I love classics, deep love stories, the better comedies, and also alternative newer movies. This is alternative. Either understand it or just leave it alone.
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You have to have a certain sense of humor to get this movie. Seth McFarlaine has a kind of sense of humor that isn't universal. I actually understand why some don't get this movie. That's fine, but don't pontificate and say this movie sucks just because you're the type of person who is easily offended. Yes, it is offensive, but you should have known that going in. If not, it's not the movie's fault. So many fat assholes on IMDb who think they know what a good movie should be. I love classics, deep love stories, the better comedies, and also alternative newer movies. This is alternative. Either understand it or just leave it alone.