My first reaction: hang on, physics doesn't work like that. But I put that aside, as I wanted so, so badly to like this movie. Paul Rudd is an amusing and likeable chap, even though the jokes and dialogue between him and his quantam-travelling family were old and heavy and stale, without a spark of spontaneity.
Evangeline Lilly is stunning, even on a bad day. But then, she must have had a series of awful days, because they managed to turn the astonishing Elven captain from the Hobbit, into a frumpy librarian and then punish her by restricting her dialogue to a few meaningless responses.
Michael Douglas looked thoroughly bored and if I hadn't caught dollar signs in his eyes now and again, I would have thought he'd been blackmailed into returning to this franchise.
Kang was played by a wooden puppet as far as I could tell, although I couldn't see the strings, so the effects department covered those up well. Good for them. An award please!
Katherine Newton who played Rudd's grown-up daughter did shine with enthusiasm as did some of the side characters. But the plot was old and full of cobwebs from other movies: The Return of the Jedi, Braveheart, Lawrence of Arabia and every other movie where a downtrodden people are prodded into revolution. I kept looking for an Ewok to appear, but sadly no, unless I missed them in the crowd of other creatures that had little, if anything, in common.
It was big on effects in order to disguise that it was poor on story, so if all you are looking for is fast-moving eye-candy, then this is the one for you.
Perhaps the one bright spot was the determined professionalism of Michelle Pfeiffer, who somehow managed to look and act younger and more dynamic than her 'daughter'.
If it wasn't for her, I would have wandered out of this tired rehash of old plots halfway through, instead of doing that with ten minutes to go. Somehow it was more interesting to go and watch people going in and out of the various screens than continue to the end. 4/10.
Evangeline Lilly is stunning, even on a bad day. But then, she must have had a series of awful days, because they managed to turn the astonishing Elven captain from the Hobbit, into a frumpy librarian and then punish her by restricting her dialogue to a few meaningless responses.
Michael Douglas looked thoroughly bored and if I hadn't caught dollar signs in his eyes now and again, I would have thought he'd been blackmailed into returning to this franchise.
Kang was played by a wooden puppet as far as I could tell, although I couldn't see the strings, so the effects department covered those up well. Good for them. An award please!
Katherine Newton who played Rudd's grown-up daughter did shine with enthusiasm as did some of the side characters. But the plot was old and full of cobwebs from other movies: The Return of the Jedi, Braveheart, Lawrence of Arabia and every other movie where a downtrodden people are prodded into revolution. I kept looking for an Ewok to appear, but sadly no, unless I missed them in the crowd of other creatures that had little, if anything, in common.
It was big on effects in order to disguise that it was poor on story, so if all you are looking for is fast-moving eye-candy, then this is the one for you.
Perhaps the one bright spot was the determined professionalism of Michelle Pfeiffer, who somehow managed to look and act younger and more dynamic than her 'daughter'.
If it wasn't for her, I would have wandered out of this tired rehash of old plots halfway through, instead of doing that with ten minutes to go. Somehow it was more interesting to go and watch people going in and out of the various screens than continue to the end. 4/10.
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