imnotwhattheysee Reviews

Orphan (2009)

I have NO CLUE why anyone thinks this film is worth while

[1/10 · 8 November 2009]

dude seriously, i cannot believe you guys all liked this movie. I just saw it like 2 minutes ago and it was probably the worst thing i've seen all year. And i saw transformers 2 this year... so thats saying a lot. For one, there was probably more unbelievable things in this movie than any other movie i've ever seen. Peter sarsgaard was the biggest ... idiot EVER in this film. I've never wanted to castrate someone more in my life. The kids were both idiots, even the deaf one... if someone threatens my balls with an exacto knife, im tellin someone about it. They covered NOTHING about the adoption, all the sudden the kid is in the house. Later on in the movie they start doing background checks, you think they would do that before they ACTUALLY ADOPT THE CHILD!!! Honestly, one of the worst films i've seen all year. I don't care if this contains spoilers because im doing everyone a favor that reads this that hasn't seen the film. The diologue is unbelievable and terribly written. You don't like any of the characters, and actually, you hate them all. No part of this story makes any sense, and the twist at the end is surprising, yet ridiculous.

AND WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THE ORPHAN ALL THE SUDDEN WANTING TO SLEEP WITH PETER SARSGAARD!!! AND THEN HIM ENTERTAINING THE THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY HAVING A DISCUSSION ABOUT WHY HE Shouldn't. COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.

Nobel Son (2007)

This movie had potential...

[3/10 · 6 December 2008]

I love IMDb, and before i go see a movie i will log on and check the rating of the movie before i make the decision to see a movie. I will now be very very careful in the future. I have no idea how this movie is rated 8.5 on this site. This movie had so much potential to be good and it was a muddle piece of trash. They had the actors, a very good possible story of a kidnapping and backstabbing. But nothing angers me more than not showing a good transition to what the actors are doing/feeling in the movie. Then just throwing unnecessary points in the story that do nothing but confuse. I will admit i laughed here and there at the black comedy in this movie... there were some funny scenes. But there where parts of the movie that were so not needed and for a lack of a better word, retarded. I did see the Guy Ritchie comparisons and i liked what they were trying to do in this film, but it was executed terribly. Everything was so agonizingly cliché at the end and as the movie progressed throughout, it just got worse and worse.