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Row Your Boat (1999)
So wrong in every way possible!
Jon Bon Jovi is the only reason i watched this. And its only because i was positive he would have a sex scene and i wasn't gonna shy away from that action. But that never happened! Instead i had to sit through an hour and a half of actors (and singers) trying to act! This was unbelievable in every way! I hated it! No one could save this movie! Not even William Forsythe could save this film! Bai Ling?! What a joke! Nutcase! If you want junk but good junk watch "Scream for Help" at least thats laughable, this film only induces vomiting. Bon Jovi is a real jerk, i would have to say. I used to love him! But this piece of junk made me hate him! Sorry, but this movie ticks me off. What also grinds my gears is the fact that i got this for a Christmas present!
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
A pure Classic
This is one of my favorite movies of all time. The story is true to life, the characters are like people you went to school with, and the laughs keep on coming. Its got drama, romance, comedy, its great. They couldn't have provided a better cast. Jeff Spicoli is definitely my fave character in the film. Without Sean Penn this film would have been faltered but he is the saving grace. Providing most of the comic relief even in some not so funny situations. Great soundtrack, acting everything, this movie is a straight up classic and if you haven't seen it i think there may be something wrong with you. Get out and buy it its worth it to have it in your movie collection. Killers54
Saw (2004)
The Biggest Let Down....EVER
I had known about this movie three months before it was coming out. I had high hopes and high expectations, the trailers were awesome that i saw and i was excited. I actually thought that this would be the break-through horror fans had been waiting for-Damn was i wrong. The acting was unbelievably bad, the audience around me was laughing half the time, and people usually don't laugh at horror movies. This is nothing like a horror film, really. Just a long boring thriller that has no gore, no jumps, and hardly a plot. You cant even feel bad for the characters because they are so stupid. This had to be the most pointless movie Danny Glover has ever been in. Seriously what was the point of him being there? Oh yeah to score an easy paycheck. I don't even think the un-cut version will be worth seeing. This had to be the biggest let down I've had all year, luckilly i saw this for free because i have a friend at the theater. Jigsaw is the gayest villain in movie history. Anyone that liked this movie is on some hardcore drugs. Avoid at all costs unless its the DVD w/ uncut version, What a waste of 2 hours.
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