jamesjoemiller Reviews

God Forbid (2022)

If you hate Christians, you might like this movie.

[1/10 · 6 January 2023]

This "documentary" was a little bit of a bait and switch. It seemed like it was about a sex sandal, but really it was just an opportunity to crap on Christians. This movie basically blamed Christians for everything and anything that seems bad. To call it propaganda, would be nice. I am amazed that there are people that buy into any of this movie.

The "victim" seemed super shady and just as dirty as the "villains" in this movie. In the end, I don't believe everything the victim said. There was no real proof of anything other than an affair.

A big part of not trusting the pool boy, is that the rest of the movie was lying to me the entire time.

Joker (I) (2019)

What if it wasn't a Joker movie?

[4/10 · 18 November 2019]

I knew going into the movie that it wasn't a superhero movie and I was fine with that. I wasn't expecting explosions or action. But I was expecting something more than just watching Phoenix laugh and dance for an hour. I could simply say it was slow, but that doesn't say enough. It was boring! I admit, Drama isn't my favorite genre, but I still expect more than just staring at people with no dialog. The "twists" were not anything big or anything a normal person couldn't see coming. Really I don't think the story fits with my imagination of who the Joker is, but that's fine. Phoenix did a great job! But this could have easily been just a movie where Phoenix showcases his talent without him becoming the Joker. I wonder if the reviews would be the same if it was just titled "Laughing Man"...

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

Boring

[1/10 · 27 August 2018]

This has to be the most boring vampire movie in the history of cinema! Those that give this movie a high rating must think that since it's black and white and has subtitles, it must be artistic.

California Typewriter (2016)

It really is just s documentary about typewriters!

[1/10 · 17 December 2017]

I watched this movie because it had a high rating and Tom Hanks. This was a waist of time! I'm no expert, but unless you have a love for typewriters, skip this movie! BORING!!!