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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Greatly entertaining for a movie which knows what it is..
If you expect Martin Scorsese story then sorry but you went to the wrong movie..
If you want to spend 2hours of fun action comedy with fan service easter eggs and well pretty much just have a great time then look no further cause this movie delivers!
This movie is the funniest of all 3 in my opinion but also few times the most serious of all the deadpool movies so far. THe mix however is great the lines and the chemistry between Deadpool and Wolverine is amazing. Fight scenes are super entertaining and the new and old cameos i think do a great job especially one who i still wish would have his own standalone movie..
Not much else to say really about the movie from the first minute till the last i enjoyed every moment the pacing is great, CGI great, acting top notch yeah the story is not the greatest but nobody cares.
So grab yourself a ticket and let's f.... ing go to the cinema and have 2hours of fun! Cause me for sure gonna watch this again..
The Acolyte: The Acolyte (2024)
No more relatable characters by the end of this episode..
If that was the writers intention then i have to say congrats! Cause by the end of this episode there are no more good guys just three characters.. I actually wanted mae and osha to die as well cause they are unlikeable.
But let's start the episode and witness the amazing writing again..
- So Osha having too much helmet juice sith lord guy helps her through the helmet..which blocks out the force..
- Mae trying to free herself making as much noise as possible alongside with pip but good thing that Sol can't hear anything..
- Mae escapes but before she leaves she tells Sol "see you in hell!" this moment i hoped she self destruct herself with the escape ship but not.. So what was the point of that line then? Usually say that when one of you gonna die or both.. Anyway nothing in this show makes sense so move on..
- Sol pursuits Mae and tries to shot Mae's ship so technically kill her??? Then basil stops him? Like what?
- Sol arrives at the planet and use force sense to track Mae..(this time he can do it) right writers?:P
- Osha and sith lord also on the way..
- Mae plays hide and seek with Sol who can not sense her anymore..Sol probably climbed up again? They did not show..
- Osha and sithy arrives at the gate and our brilliant girl decides thats the only way in and she is gonna fix it.. Fix the door which is not supplied by anything since you remember writers? The generators blow up!...
- Anyway Osha doesn't care about electiricy she can fix anything cause she is a woman
- Sithy decides to teleport inside or whatever they never show cause why would you much cooler when you just not showing how the heck he can just get in..
- There is a decent fight between Sol and sithy sol wins..
- But Mae easily disarms Sol. I'm lost at this moment why sithy not surprised that Mae still want to kill Sol since he tried to kill her last time? Why mae not afraid of him cause he wanted to kill her a day ago?..who cares right writers?..
- Mae wants Sol to confess that he killed her mother i mean: He tried to save her when dark mommy turned into a demon mist and started to disintegrate Osha from Sol point of view.. (even though it was Mae)
- Then osha arrives and from out of nowhere she is not a sith master force user who simply chokes Sol to death without hearing the context of what happened ..
- Osha and Mae have acringe moment and instructing sithy like a good boy what to do who simply erases Mae's memory..who is like yeah im ok with that ...what???
- green lady arrives learns about his old student is alive and then blames all the jedi murders on Sol at coruscant i mean all! Even the ones that he could never commit cause he was on coruscant when Inara died, or outside when Torbin detoxed himself :P Great writing again!..
- Osha hand in hand with sithy standing and sunset the guy who killed half of her friends and bff Jecki and yord like 2 days ago..
Oh yes and darth plagueis appears like and old vampire in a cave for a sec even though he should be a young sith now...
This should be an example in art and film making schools how not to write a tv show that could be the only reason if they greenlight Season 2.
The Acolyte: Choice (2024)
So can someone explain what is the plot again?...
This episode made episode 1 2 3 well pretty much the entire series even more pointless..
So Mae revenge against the Jedi:
- Only Sol killed the mother who couldn't simply say ok i let Osha go with you, instead turned into a smoke banshee demon creature and started to turn Mae into dust so obviously Sol thought something terrible is happening and stopped her.
So let's talk about the rest of the jedi..
- Kelnacca did absolutely nothing, other than walking around with a metal detector..He was mind controlled and did not hurt a single witch..
- Torbin who killed himself. He did nothing his only guilt was being bored on a planet as a kid..did not hurt a single witch either. So episode two is pretty much dumb..
- Indara. Did not hurt anyone haven't even used her lightsaber she just saved Sol and freed Kelnacca from mind control.
- Sol thought Mae is in danger killed yaaas yaaas lady..Otherwise tried to save both Mae and Osha..
So Mae's entire revenge plot is a joke... Some points about the amazing writing again..
- Why would three jedi master playing botanic..
- Who's brilliant idea was to search for a vergence with a detector on an entire planet surface..
- Why the jedi did not tell Torbin for 2 months what are they even doing there?..
- Why not just yaas yaas lady tell Sol ok osha wants to be a jedi you can take her..which she agreed to and played the "i'm a mother" card a minute before..
- Why none of the witches cared about the fire when Mae told them about it?.
- Why would the angry mom make Mae more angry? Like whats the point she wanted her to kill osha or what? What was the point.
- Why did Kelnacca went exile? He did nothing
- Why Sol did not force pull the kids instead the bridge..which he did with osha on the frozen planet..
- How could luke check life signals from space with an X wing but these 4 couldn't locate life force and signals?..
- How the heck they not reported the vergence to the council when they got osha? Which is pretty much the biggest prophecy in the star wars universe?..
and last one:
- how the heck this show was approved with this horrible writing :P.
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
Great acting and a solid movie different from what i expected..
I expected something else from the movie like more information about the aliens and so on but instead we got a very well acted suspense drama with some "horrorish" elements.
I have to say the movie visually is amazing, both main characters doing a fantastic job and kitty was cute :)
But if you create a movie with day one i'm pretty sure i'm not alone that we wanted to know more lore about the creatures how it all happened instead this felt more like a good drama.
The pizza thing felt so silly, till you knew the backstory behind it. Aliens were well made CGI was great, and most importantly the characters were great and you could relate to them.
Overall i enjoyed it but i still wish to have maybe a Day -1 where we can learn more about what happened actually where are these aliens coming from etc..
The Acolyte: Night (2024)
Decent action destroyed by horrible writing ..
People are praising this episode and i don't understand why. You can say oh this one had decent light saber fights and i agree but everything else was rubbish.
You can not enjoy a normal fight when the characters change their motivation mind every few minutes..
Anakin turns on the jedi kills the younglings then Obi wan tells him hey come on ani family man! Anakin decides to turn himself in..then sees palpatine and decides to kill obi wan again.. Then padme shows up anakin stops hugs padme i love you, then sees palpatine and goes nevermind i will kill all jedi!
Pretty much what happens in the last two episodes..
1. Mae decides won't kill the jedi turns herself in!
2. Mae attacks and tries to kill Jecki.
3. Mae wants sister love!
4. Mae knocks out her sister leaving her possibly dead for the sith..
5. Wants to kill jedi again i guess using Osha look as disguise..
1. SIth ignores Osha force push her aside.
2. Sith tries to kill Osha
3. Sith heals Osha
1. SIth tries to kill Mae
2. Sith Saves Mae
3. Sith tries to kill Mae
Sith motivation: "i just want to use my powers and express them freely and i want a pupil"
- Dude! You already had a pupil that none knew existed!
- You already used your powers and jedi had no idea you existed!
- They couldn't even sense your power when they were 2 meters away!
- So what are you talking about?
Dumb stuff:
- He can force push 8 jedi without a problem, but cant force pull a light bulb from his back?..
- The helmet can stand lightsabe attacks left and right but Jecki can knock it off without issue?
- A padawan Jecki is the best skilled fighter?... A padawan...
- Sol not killing sith cause he was unarmed..Dude even Mace windu would have sliced half the emperor the guy literally killed 2 masters and 7 of your friends..
- Why sol gives a damn about Mae? WHen sith holds her as hostage..also why
- Why sith cuts Mae handcuffss of just before he wants to kill her?...
You can be distracted by the amount of nice fights but the episode was still made no sense...
The Acolyte: Day (2024)
Wandering in the forest can change your mind!
After the brilliantry written episode 3 i thought it has to be better that must have been the bottom, but in some sense episode 4 made the impossible :P
I've never seen a main protagonist or doing a 180 out of the blue this fast.
But let's start it Jedi council green lady who still can't act scolding Sol why he didn't tell her that Mae survived back then.. Well maybe cause Sol thought she died, and when he realized she did not he told you instantly. The writers forgot again what happened in previous episodes but we are used to it by now..
Osha is leaving and having BFF moment with Jecki. Which makes no sense at all considering they had like 2 chats in the last 3 episodes so why suddenly they are like the best friends eva? Again writers show it to make it believable..
Jecki asks Osha that surely now that she knows that her sister is alive she is gonna stay and meet her surely she wants to talk to her only twin sister, only family...
But Osha goes naah, i'm fine i just go back to my ship fixing stuff.. Seriously?..
But Sol (till the only good actor in the show) goes full fast and furious on her and she says ok whateva i'm coming.
In the meantime totally not sithlord and Mae arrives at the planet where the wookie is and our strong woman character decides to go some direction..
Totally not sith lord instantly questions her sanity, like where yo' think you are going you donut? I know the way so follow me..Mae gives him the look but follows totally not sith lord :P
Walking..Jedis walking..Some meaningless conversation about Osha asking her favorite fellow jedi knight if she can't convince Mae he should kill her..Not very nice..
Osha decides to touch everything in the forest cause why not wakes up a big bug and she is ready to die. Aka not running behind not hiding just standing and screaming for Sol!
Sol jumps in front of her to protect her with his lightsaber..
Who am I kidding :P Sol stays behind Osha a few meters and hoping for the thing not to rip Osha apart on the way and instead flying into his lightsaber! And so it did!..
Mae gets tired after hiking so she sets a trap for totally not sithlord who walks into it and then decides she had enough walking so abandons her entire journey, revenge plot, deal with the sith lord, killing the jedi. She doesn't want to hurt anyone she is just gonna give herseful up . Cause Osha is alive! So why trap the totally not sith lord why not just tell him simply? What was the point? She doesn't know he is totally not the sith lord so she should handle him if it came to it so i don't even understand the trapping part.
The only other problem with this is she knew her sister is alive at other planet also and then got the info of the wookie and got here to kill wookie, also last time she met Osha she wanted to burn her alive. Also if only Osha matters that means she thinks the Jedi killed only Osha? Which is even more ridiculous cause she already fall down and osha was still alive or all the other witches don't count even her mothers. Also why would she thought Osha is dead? SHe never looked for the body? Should have fell to the same place she fall into..Makes no sense..
Anyway Osha rushes to the wookie house and meets Basil(s) they/them whatever and since she wanted to giver herself up to the jedi she tells Basil hey i surrender myself! Call your friends here!
Just kidding that was exactly 2 minutes ago so the writers already forgot so instead of doing that she rans into the house to finds out the Wookie jedi commited sepuku instead of having a conversation with her.
Jedis arrive they tell Osha to stay back she has mastered that ability in this episode!
Then totally sith lord simply flying behind osha. BOsha obviously running back to the jedi for protection! Just kidding , she just stays there staring at sith lord for like 5 6 seconds and then being blown aside like a ragdoll..
Jedi attack and mighty sith lord force pushes 8 Jedi at once.. So much for the power of mannnyyyyyy.
The Acolyte: Destiny (2024)
what the .... just happened here?
The writing of the first two episodes were horrendous, but this episode made it to a whole new level of low..
One thing to fundamentally rewrite the entire basis of star wars aka the force and how it works, or that one person can just create life and pretty much as many "anakin" as she wants?...
But the acting was bad, the episode had so many cringe moments again and not to mention even made some of the first two episodes events absolutely pointless.
So pretty much the jedi did nothing wrong, they visited did not use any force asked the witches to test the girls with their permission and and that was it.. So why the heck Torbin killed himself actually? The poor guy did nothing at all!
Also back to poor writing and dialogue. So the witch says some think the thread is: "some call it a force and tame to use it, but we know it is not something you can weild" Then she actually weilds it and uses it...
Also how can she manifest the force or thread whatever but even sith lords, yoda could never do it?..
How the heck an entire base/coven whatever built inside a mountain catches fire!!! And everyone dies within a few minutes..Of what? Seriously who wrote this? People laying on the ground with no fire around meanwhile the jedi running around them, so it can not be even smoke and CO...
Also what was the ascension is about? We never learned she got a tattoo we got a cringe ceremony and that's it..Also what was that thread of "many" so a force is now something you can give to others? Cause it seemed like the coven members empowered the mother whatever so is it a thing now? You telling me jedi never know about this ever? Also why did she use the force as a kamehameha from dragonball?...
Must mention one brilliant writing and dialogue also:
Mae telling her sister "i won't let you leave! I will kill you" then the entire plot and basis of the show is her revenge on the jedi who did nothing and to get revenge of her sister/mother? Death which he caused.
I mean i'm speechless at this point..
So to summarize
- The force is now "different"..
- Witches can create Anakins and life :P..
- The entire "revenge" base plot of Mae is a joke cause she wanted to kill her own sister and burned the place down
- The jedi did nothing wrong
- Torbin had no reason to kill himself in the previous episode
- We learned that small fire in a stone cave system with barely anything flamable around can kill about 100 people in minutes?
The Acolyte: Lost/Found (2024)
Should have used an AI to write the story..
I honestly haven't seen so trash incompetent writing in a while so all the people who are praising it and saying even that the story is amazing i wish to challenge them. Cause 95% of the events happening and character actions in this episode makes zero sense, or either lazy horrible writing..
- assassin lady attacking trying to kill jedi master then the master asks her why are you here? To kill you!. She has been trying to kill your ass for minutes..who wrote this?...
- assassin lady kills a jedi master. Then the jedi order just decides based on a description only ohh it must be xy who left the order yeaaars ago but somehow they know exactly where is she! How? Who knows? But they know where she is but they don't know where she was a day ago or dont care? :P Also they send a padawan and knight to handle her? She just killed a jedi master alone what idiot would send a padawan and a knight to detain someone who they think just killed a master alone..
- jedi order is dumb they could just ask if she was at the ship or check logs whatever but nope..they just say she did it thats it..idiotic..guilty! :P
- so they detain her and instead bringing her to coruscant to the jedi order , no they put her in a prison ship..why? Cause the plot needed it thats why even though it is stupid also that plot made no sense no difference just time filler..instead of bringing her back she crash on a planet runs around for 2 minutes and get detained again..
- when the prisonners escaping she says nope im staying "i have faith in the jedi".. Few hours later she runs away from the jedi..
- jedi order captures all the escaped prisonners and even bringing them to coruscant meanwhile twin lady knocked out in a frozen planet.. so how much time was spent to gather all the prisoners bringing them back to coruscant interrogate them?..the writers don't care she just wakes up like having an hour sleep..no injuries nothing..
- stupid remarks from the "master"..
Episode two was even worse.
Shogun: A Dream of a Dream (2024)
Great show but a bit unsatisfactory ending..
I loved the show i still think it is a masterpiece from the characters, acting, visuals, scripts, twists, cinematography, music everything is top notch.
Hiroyuki Sanada and Anna Sawai are simply amazing in the show. They pretty much steal the show.
Up to the last episode i was speechless and couldn't wait to see how the show ends. But the ending for me was a bit disappointing and confusing.
Why showing the old Anjin and then listen to Toranaga saying he will never leave Japan.. So obviously he did, but how? Was Toranaga wrong? Was his prediction of becoming a shogun and peace in japan was wrong also? The series ended with so much questions even though we can say cause the letter he got Toranaga was quite certain about the outcome of the war which will never happen but he was clearly wrong about the Anjin not leaving Japan ever..
So even though maybe this was intended to leave some of these questions open i think it was an extraordinary yourney. Too bad there won't be a season 2.
Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)
Well at least i learned a lot about harvesting...
Part 1 sucked it was soulless lifeless with horrible dialogue and so on..
Part 2 is a Seven Samurai remake without soul, characters that we care for, chemistry, emotions, dialouge, and intelligence in general...
This is a really weird movie , first retelling the part 1 story is ok but the way they did it was awkvard. As expected nothing changed after part 1 all the issues problems are still here and even the execution of a very simple concept is a problem for Zack it seems.
But we have a lot of slow mo harvesting!
There are so many problems with this movie from pacing to zero character development, for the lack of chemistry between our "heroes"..
Tarak till the last 10 minutes has one line "yes"
Robot who could be maybe an interesting character just stares througout the entire movie does nothing watches the people die just so to save the day in the last 5 min.
Nemesis..oh boy.. Maybe could have been the coolest character with the double swords aaaand three random grunts beat her lmao..She was the only character who got some time to build up her story and connection with a local kid and she is dead..
TItus character development = drinking water, random singing during night.
But the worst part is fight scenes. If you think stormtroopers can't shot then wait for it! Cause in this movie the battle scenes are so bad, it is painful! Tarak and Titus running in front of 25 soldiers never get hit, once he shoulder drops an enemy and literally five soldiers from 6 meter away watching it..The woman whos name i never remembered "the screaming and angry one" never gets hit..Not even when crawling in front of 4 soldiers..
There are many cringe moments also the gifts when when the local girl talks about each character traits and gives them a rug :P Thing is we don't know those characteristics cause the movie never showed them! It was cringe! Same with the ok let's sit down everyone tell their backstory..
Battle preparation so they dig some tunnels for the space ships, but then what? There were somehow tanks and 50+ more soldiers arrived and what was the strategy? OK we stay in the barn and rush out at once...They should have been shot dead it was dumb..
Oh yeah and Cora and Atticus fight again and he is dead again..
Also the biggest revelation at the end, Titus tells Cora btw the princess is not dead.. First she is not surprised bad acting ..second why on the earth Titus haven't told her earlier? Btw i know who you are and if you think you killed that little girl and that guilt is eating you away for years yeah.. Well opsie she is not dead..
Well at least i learned a lot about harvesting...
The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live: The Last Time (2024)
Satisfying and also very rushed ending
The show first 2-3 episodes were promising maybe even the 4th one but the last two episodes felt like "we ran out of budget" so let's just wrap this up quickly...
Let's start with the positives:
- the reunion was great
- both the main characters survived which is a unique thing in the Walking Dead universe..
Negatives:
- Thorne as a character was wasted and turned into a mindless human being with strong commitment throghout the entire 6 episodes to a cause and then suddenly ohh no you were right they were wrong after she was educated about love :P
- CRM had so much potentinal in terms of story and moral dilemma, instead it was just "naah we are just evil" doing evil things..wasted..
- One thing to kill the leaders and bunch of soldiers but to suddenly the CRM turned into the red cross and helping everyone? How? Who organized it? Who is leading it? Or who took over? Lazy writing..
Dumb writing
- Thorne standing in the explosion which killed everyone but she is not harmed at all..
- Thorne suddenly realized Rick was talking about his wife. How who knows?(cause the plot required it) And also instantly finding them in the entire compound.."lazy writing" again..
- Rick eyes have gas immunity apparently.
The entire episode felt rushed how CRM from the galactic empire turned into the most helpful angelic operation in the world and happily lived ever after in days. It just felt unreal.. Ofcourse i have no problem with a happy ending loved the renuion but this was way too rushed even from a marketing and a potential season 2 pov i would not have closed the entire CRM storyline this fast..
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: First Date (2024)
This is not how you start a show..
This was probably the most boring first episode of any spy show i've seen.
The first episode should make you feel excited about the series but this one was a borefest.
So pointless dialogues, it felt like an awkward date which you just wish to end fast...
I know they want to introduce the characters but i think this episode was a fail to spark any interest.
Hopefully the series will pick up the pace otherwise i won't make it to the end cause there was no humor, no jokes, no interesting stories, other than the pretty much 5-7 minute action this entire episode was just talk and talk and more talk..
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters: Parallels and Interiors (2023)
They are doing good job to make people hate May..
This episode is the weakest so far the Kentaro May backstory was not really interesting especially how May acts like througout the entire episode.
Kentaro tries to save everyone yet May is blaming him for everything which is ridiculous, May also harsh and rude not to mention Cate joins the female gang also. Cate cares so much about May(why?) but doesn't really care about her half brother ..
May also doesn't care about Lee either tells Cate to ditch him and let him die if she can or needs it cause only one of the two girls should get out alive Kentaro havent even mentioned in the entire episode after he decided to save everyone's life .. WOW! What a lovely relatable character! I wanted her to die 20 min into this episode..
in the meantime Kentaro trying his best to save everyone even though suddenly nobody believes anything he says and he is blamed...He saved their lives two times in this ep alone..
The pacing was off in this episode and again I would have loved May die horribly by the TItan :P
To make it worse when Kentaro saves everyone! Twice!
I mean everyone, and May thanks Cate..not Kentaro
Kentaro receives not a single thank you..
So again if the writer's plan was to hate the main character mostly May and partly Cate they have done a great job in this episode...
Satanic Hispanics (2022)
weird spanish child or version of VHS
This movie is weird. Hard to describe cause it feels like the horror movies VHS but the tone is different.
Each chapter had different directors and it is clearly felt through the movie.
I still think the first and second one was the best which had serious tone and from that you can say the vampire one was funny cause it was but that huge tone shift a little bit killed the immersion for me.
Cause between the chapters we always go back to the wanderer which is serious so it was impossible to get back from comedy to serious to horror to comedy to serious these switching ruined the movie for me.
Overall i still think it is ok for a one night popcorn movie but i wish the director who made the first chapter or first two will have the opportunity to direct some full horror movie cause it was really well done.
Ahsoka: Part Eight: The Jedi, the Witch and the Warlord (2023)
one of the worst season ending episode ever in history..
So Baylan was kinda pointless..
His apprentice went to be with nomads..pointless
Sabine who messed up everything got the pat on the shoulder..
Witch mom suddenly master of swords..
Zombie troopers..
Zombie troopers once very slow..2 minutes later very fast..
Thrawn decisions are so childish and stupid he literally made every possible time the worst one and underestimated the jedi and in the same time preaching about never underestimating them LMAO
Ezra back yay ok.
We had horrible CGI anakin, then good CGI anakin and looks like now we had the trans CGI anakin i guess diversity matters..
So summarizing the entire season
Ezra got home.
THE END.
The rest is:
Sabine unleashed Thrawn on the galaxy got rewarded with the "you did good" by Ahsoka.
If you say so...
Sabine is suddenly able to use force powers how? Who knows..
Baylan found his favorite statues so he can stare at them
His apprentice now will live with the nomads on an almost deserted planet..maybe she will be the chef..
Ahsoka can chat with CGI Anakin.
Great ending :P.
The Flood (2023)
Casper Van Dien deserves better...
Let's make it clear you need to get drunk before you watch this otherwise it will be dangerous to your brain cells.
Some of the characters could have been good even the plot which is kinda silly could have led to a good horror movie or monster movie but this ain't it.
This was the worst Croc movie i have seen in my life.
CGI Character decisions, croc decisions the death and circumstances of those deaths are beyond ridiculous.
CGI horrible
Crocs don't attack sometimes just standing next to people and sometimes just don't notice them lol...
Sheriff can't shoot. Using a machine gun shooting for 30 seconds at a croc from 5 meters away and can't hit it then kills it with a pistol with 3 shots..
Characters not moving just waiting to be eaten by crocs even though they see them far away and have places to go run...
The dialogue is horrible.
Casper Van Dien deserves better movies than this crap..
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
20 minutes of Indiana Jones and then something else...
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny should have been 20 minutes long. Cause the first 20 minutes feels like an indy movie but the rest is confusing crap with unlikeable characters...
They pull the strings with a few old characters popping up but the new characters actually horribly written except Mads Mikkelsen who is a quite good villain.
Howeverthey did it again to a legacy male character turned into depressing useless grumpy alcoholic just to give space for the new young shining female protagonist who is the best of the best ...
Where did i see that before, hmm ...
But in reality the worst part of the movie is actually Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character. In the last movie Shia as Indy's kid was fun likeable but Phoebe the goddaughter is pretty much a sh-t human being. A petty thief who only cares about money and even leaves locks the door so Indy get captured framed for a murder. But of course she is portrayed as a way smarter, stronger, witty female character who wins all arguments. But she comes through as an arrogant, over confident ain't charming, nor funny, nor charismatic and totally unlikeable character.
She is supposed to be taking over the franchise? Good luck with that! :P
There is actually a scene in the movie where even Indy quesitoning her lack of empathy after his friend was killed and she is just joking around like nothing happened and strong female character whom everyone must like remember, her answer was: Opsie, sorry?
There are so many plotholes Mads teleporting everywhere he just needs to be- How? We never know...
The thief kid flies a plane..lands a plane how? We don't know..Even the kid admits he doesn't know how and never flew a plane.. Maybe that few seconds in a hotel ...ahh just don't think about it..
The ending was rushed i mean the last few minutes is nostalgia bait and that's it they don't even show how they get back and so on and everyone popping up they just missing live audience from that screen cheering...
Overall even the cheesy Crystal skull movie was better than this cause that actually had the spirit and felt like an Indiana Jones movie...
Maybe it doesn't even deserve a 4 more like 3 but for the love of the franchise and to see Harrison Ford one last time(?) as Indy and the nostalgic elements and the first 20 minutes i gave it a 4...
From (2022)
What happened to this show...
This show was interesting intriguing from the first episode. I felt like maybe a worthy show after Lost...
Season one was ok they built some questions and even added a few more at the end but season 2..
I'm nearly at the point of giving up watching this cause season 2 is absolutely boring. Nobody gives a crap about lesbian relationships, pointless chats of family members useless love interests it went almost to a point already when the Ghouls are used as props time to time just to show them they are exist..
In the first 5 6 episodes nothing is happening, nothing! Talking talking talking boring chats more questions more riddles nothing revealed so far and i have a feeling the writers have zero idea how to finish or explain things. So whenever something feels like explained they just skip it and comes 2 more unexplainable one..
But the worst part of season 2 is the meaningless filler episodes or dialogues which lead to absolutely nowhere usually or even asking the same thing or reacting to the same thing sometimes through 2 3 episodes.
I bet this show will be cancelled after season 2 and we will have zero answers to anything cause even the writers have no clue what to do with it...
The Boogeyman (2023)
I had no idea houses in the US apparently have no lights...
I have seen some boogeyman movies and i must say this was maybe the worst. Not because of the acting or directing or cinematography or lore or the monster but because the absolutely stupid characters and their decisions.
The unrealistic insane decisions made by the family members are just beyond ridiculous.
Older sister and younger learns about the monster they know only the light keeps it away and what they don't do?
They never ever turn on the lights in the house! Like what is happening??
She also plays in total darkness with PS..
WHen she is pranked and closed in the room does she turn on the light? No!
Also father is a psychiatrist and after seeing her daughter terrified like hell he lets her still sleep alone still in the same room...
Like even when at the last act they go after the monster they still none of them have a single flashlight!
Lady who sets a trap cuts of the electric power of the lights instead turning it off so she can shot it with shotgun...
Either houses in the US have no lights or the main characters are the dumbest in the history of horror movies...
The equivalent of this movie would be a movie when a family learns about a killer shark in the bay and they only have to avoid going ito the water and yet every day they decide to rather go to the beach and swim the sea...
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Mediocre at best...weaker than the original by a lot
There is nothing epic about this movie not a single scene fight anything.
I haven't even felt much throughout the movie cause it was really slow sometime simply boring and not to mention the fact it was not Talocans who killed someone first it was Wakanda who drew first blood so the moral highground felt fake..
Not to mention the last fight where they made Namor look like a weakling while Shuri with pierced through chest still beats him when he is pretty much 50m away from water..Plot armor is strong as usual..
Ironheart was boring and also bit mary sue. Remember when Tony made his suit and tried flying the first few times? And failed, and failed and oh yes failed. Don't worry Ironheart instantly flying like she has been doing it for years! :P
The climax of the movie the "big fight" between the two nations was simply a joke. What was that supposed to be? 25vs25 on a boat where they trying to climb up? It felt meh. There was not a single epic moment in this movie at all...
The only cool moment was first time seeing Shuri as black panther and that's it.
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
"How do you like those peepers?" Well, i don't...
There is barely any reboot out there other than ghostbusters that managed to be this horrible.
Everything in this movie sucks. The acting the writing, the CGI, the creature face, the dialogues and also all acts of the creeper are against the established lore. The creeper is:
- not a slasher killing for fun. Only kills certain people to eat their bodyparts
- never cared about babies..not to mention she is in early pregnancy so what to eat..
- not working with humans..
- doesn't sacrifice people on an altar
- doesn't go and put on the music everytime it stops during a frickin fight..
- usually not leave a dagger to his future meal..
- doesn't not really care worried about even major head injury remember the second movie writers? Who am i kidding they never watched any of it..
- and not controlling the crows as his personal Uber..
About the tone. This ain't a creeper dark scary horror movie. It is more like a stupid comedic slasher...
Characters: Most of them generic ones i bet it took 15 minutes to came up with them.
- strong woman!
- guy who is afraid of everything
- redneck aka "yo wanna see my daggers?"
- hot tv reporter just to flirt with the bf husband? But why?
- a medium woman just like in all the other movies but here she is not even established nor her visions make any sense cause none of them ever happened or gonna happen
- guy who pranks
Dialogue is abysmal but i want to leave this brilliantly written part here:
- Babe why did he take you?
- Look i'm pregnant! He wants what i have!
- What?
- Yes i will marry you!
Whoever wrote this please change career..
And character reactions are unrealistic and one is the worst. The "Strong female pregnant gf" who has been kidnapped being cut up by the creature and then 2 minutes later she is turned into the "woman king" :P Remember when darry and her sister in the first movie were shocked and darry pretty much was traumatized just by looking at the creature and it's place? No nothing like that here! Strong female doesn't care about those silly stuff. 3 minutes after escaping she is into Galadriel face mode and wants to kill the Creature and goes against it toe to toe..
I can only hope this will not turn into a trilogy or they hire a total different crew for the next two who actually care about lore and the franchise..
The Invitation (2022)
How to ruin a movie in the last act..
The movie starts interesting the acting is fine and throughout the movie i had no problems with it actually enjoyed most of the part. There were some horror elements and even romance done well but then we reached the last act..
I would say up that point the movie was a solid 6-7 ,but the last act is so rushed so stupid so with major plot holes. I was literally WTF ing several times in the last 15 minutes. Who in their clean mind thought while reading the script "this looks good"...
Not to mention some feminist mary sue elements or power differences that were somehow forgotten by the writers by the end..
So the last act is like 2..
The perfect example how to ruin a movie.
Nathalie Emmanuel did good job nonetheless.
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: A Normal Amount of Rage (2022)
A mediocre start..hopefully it will get better
Very short first episode it was 34 minutes. Acting is good, story is bit rushed and some scenes are just felt like there to show how men are as...holes and how women are supporting even strangers.
CGI not the best but i don't care. The chemistry between She hulk and Hulk was great, but for me most the jokes don't land and that will be an issue.
Also i don't understand why they have to repeat over and over how she hulk is better almost in everything and how men are incompetent...
Is this gonna be the entire show's tone?
Overall not great not bad, mediocre start for a new show.
I don't get the 10 scores nor the 1 s. But i would say neither are valid or objective.
The Sandman (2022)
At start it was promising but then...
First episode was entertaining and even interesting.
Then it just went downhill. Morpheus is allright, not sure why they needed all this genderswap i could even stand lucienne but joanne constantine sorry no. Not to mention her acting was horrible. Same "cocky" face in every conversation every scene it was painful to watch her.
And indian woman catholic priest? Really?
But overall after a promising start it gets boring. Even the baby gargoyle can't save this tv show....
Prey (2022)
It was a "solid" movie till the last 10 minutes...
Perfect example how to turn a character into a mary sue.
She couldn't hit a deer.
She couldn't hit a rabbit.
She couldn't kill mountain lion i'm not even sure how she did not die there when she fall off the tree and hit her head lion should have ripped her apart..plot armor alert
attach tomahawk to rope
Suddenly she can kill anything ..
Anyway visuals are great, music i think was really good. Cinematography great, CGI was ok pred was a bit weird looking but whatever don't mind. I loved the predator fights so kudos there. Acting was ok, yeah it had some woke moments and lines which were forced and totally unnecessary...so prepare..
Lorewise i had no problem with film and then came the last part ..
Her brother was hundred times the fighter she was and he had no chance the two other tribe hunters had no chance 2v1 and suddenly we get to the last fight and she just 1v1 beats the predator cut his arm fights like wonder woman on steroids, dodging everything also the scene before she standing in the middle of a clearing next to a fire??? How the hell pred wouldn't notice her? Cold body or not. Also not just that but the pred doesn't notice that his helmet is there? The sound the lasersight on himself? That last 10 minutes was just bad writing. Could have been a good movie even great movie. But that kinda ruined it.
Advice:
Don't turn your main character to wonderwoman in minutes...ALso really she did not even care about his brother after? Body burial anything? Just go back me strong women hunter now? After he saved her skin several times...