colinvernon303 Reviews

Sisu (2022)

Brilliant..none Hollywood Proper action

[10/10 · 11 June 2023]

Makes john wick and rambo look like Mickey 🐭 Brilliant effects .. Very little CGI lots of blood and amazing cinematography. Can't wait for episode 2. Like I said...Makes john wick and rambo look like Mickey 🐭 Brilliant effects .. Very little CGI lots of blood and amazing cinematography. Can't wait for episode 2. Like I said...Makes john wick and rambo look like Mickey 🐭 Brilliant effects .. Very little CGI lots of blood and amazing cinematography. Can't wait for episode 2. Like I said...Makes john wick and rambo look like Mickey 🐭 Brilliant effects .. Very little CGI lots of blood and amazing cinematography.

Glass Onion (2022)

See How They Run is far far better ...ThisAbsolutely Ridiculous and pointless

[1/10 · 29 December 2022]

See How They Run is 100 times better than this pile of convoluted garbage...so Pros sets looks ok

Cons ridiculous story rip off of many a clue like who done it but this is just garbage .. thankfully I watched it for free.

Cons ridiculous story rip off of many a clue who done it but this is just garbage .. thankfully I watched it for free.

Cons ridiculous story rip off of many a clue who done it but this is just garbage .. thankfully I watched it for free. Cons ridiculous story rip off of many a clue who done it but this is just garbage .. thankfully I watched it for free. Cons ridiculous story rip off of many a clue who done it but this is just garbage .. thankfully I watched it for free.

The Gray Man (2022)

Seen it all before it's Garbage

[2/10 · 23 July 2022]

Man this is 10 movies put into one with bad fight scenes bad SFX .. I just couldn't wait for it to end ...but it went on and on and on . Just got worse.. Net Flix getting cancelled .. The Boys is the best show on TV in years.

The Pentaverate (2022)

It's just a little bit better than The Love Guru...a little

[2/10 · 24 May 2022]

Man I loved all the Austin Powers movies and was hoping for another .. This is just awful .. Cheap old sex jokes I did not smile once never mind giggle or laugh .. It's actually Terrible . RIP MM the Comedian.

Moonfall (2022)

Absolutely Awful

[1/10 · 29 March 2022]

Who and why would make this rubbish except for Tax evasion because it's sooo bad it can't make money terrible. And Who and why would make this rubbish except for Tax evasion because it's sooo bad it can't make money terrible.

Lost in Space (2018–2021)

It could have been good !!

[3/10 · 2 January 2022]

The amount of times they say ""Maybe maybe Maybe " never any sense of Danger all problems SUPER EASY barely an Inconvenience !! No one ever gets hurt .. it's for Disney Kids .Could have been a good show if .ore Gritty at least 12+ rating .Pure Cheese.

The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

I would rather watch CATS ..I never wanted a movie so end quicker

[1/10 · 27 December 2021]

Absolutely Awful .. Pointless garbage How they made the First Matrix which is a classic sci fi is a true Mystery They must have Stolen it from some young writers and paid them to keep quiet .. The Wachowskis Should never touch a phone camera again never mind a movie Camera ...Terrible makes me angry.

Dexter: New Blood (2021–2022)

If I was Dexter I would Kill Harrison !!!!

[2/10 · 15 December 2021]

Man I loved Dexter but this Is like an R version of DAYS OF OUT LIVES ! Harrison is the most annoying actor and character since Rose from StarWars ...it's boring it's noting like the Original . So Sad I had hopes for this . But it SUX FU HARRISON.

Santa Inc. (2021)

Less than one Star of David even

[1/10 · 13 December 2021]

Just when you thought Shows could not get worse this is actually worse than Cats .. I'd rather watch cars Ten Times in a row than sit through this garbage again it's absolutely awful .

Santa Inc. (2021)

Absolutel Garbage minus 10 Stars

[1/10 · 5 December 2021]

Oh my god who makes this Crap A winner for the next 5 Rasberry awards ... not one bit funny even my kids hated it I was in shock No laughs !! Avoid at all cost Sarah Silverman is awful as always.

Dune (2021)

Absolutely Amazing

[10/10 · 19 October 2021]

Wow what a movie Best Sci Fi in Years Denis V is an absolutely amazing Director great action great acting can't wait for part 2.

Wow what a movie Best Sci Fi in Years Denis V is an absolutely amazing Director great action great acting can't wait for part 2.

No Time to Die (2021)

The Escape Artist Could not escape WOKE Hollywoodwood

[3/10 · 6 October 2021]

Pros ...Ana Dr Armas was awesome . Action Good.

Cons .. everything else .. Minimum Violence No Blood Pointless annoying Black Side kick .. And The ending can not be fixed without replacing every character as the team know he is gone ..so The next one has to be a reboot so a New M a New Q a new Moneypenny because the ones now know he is dead !! FFS Bond Never Died before . Why now ? Franchise killer .......I've seen 25 won't watch 26 in a cinema.

Reminiscence (2021)

Actually it was really Bad

[2/10 · 22 August 2021]

Ok So she loses her Keys and goes to a Clinic to pay alot of money to find them !! Surly a locksmith would be cheaper .so that's suspicious and straight away the plot is leaked ! Lisa Joy got this Job most likely because of who she knows and not What she knows ! ... It's almost like Blade Runner for 14:year old Girls with a love story gone wrong . It's just really boring really bad . The good things is Rebecca Ferguson apart from the Singing !! And Hugh Jackman ..the rest is just pure Cheese. Lisa Joy stick to producing.

Stillwater (2021)

Was waiting for something to happen

[3/10 · 21 August 2021]

I like Matt Damon it man this is one boring long Movie ...I kept watching to see what happens Noting happens . You will forget about it after 10 mins and probably be asleep.

Jolt (2021)

Absolutely Awful ..Seen it all before ..Many Times

[2/10 · 26 July 2021]

Just who makes and pays for these awful Movies and even worse ... Do they watch them and think .. wow that was good ? Even though I watched it for free I'm angry it wasted my time 100 minutes too long.

The Tomorrow War (2021)

I Live Sci Fi and Action but not Cheesy rip offs it's actually really bad

[2/10 · 3 July 2021]

The Pros ...The creature effects good..that's all

The Cons awful story pure cheesy mash up of Live die repeat Starship Troopers Terminator Alien The Thing . It's a kid's movie with violence . So forgettable ... Thankfully I seen it for free so that's another Pro.

Edge of the World (2021)

Ok but slow

[4/10 · 28 June 2021]

Passed 2 hours on a flight just managed to stay awake . Not very accurate as the Brits they came they killed and took what they wanted but only in nice countries .. That's why they gave India back it's filthy the kept the Caribbean NZ OZ SA and many more.

Infinite (2021)

Seriously

[3/10 · 28 June 2021]

So while he was driving at high speed in reverse He shot the helicopter search light out in one shot then Spun A brick from his Tyre to chasing cars That is when I turned it off absolutely ridiculous . Lost me after 10 mins.

The Misfits (2021)

Pierce good Nick Bad

[3/10 · 10 June 2021]

I was just about to watch this and I seen that Nick Cannon was in it so a hard pass from me .I just know it is Bad.

The Girlfriend Experience (2016–2021)

Season one with Riley

[6/10 · 5 June 2021]

Wow l never known her from before this but Riley Keogh was amazing in it I started to watch second season not knowing she was not in it ...when I realised I stopped watching . WTF were they thinking . !!! She was the show.

Spiral (2021)

I'd rather Saw mybArm off than watch this again

[1/10 · 5 June 2021]

Man oh man it's bad ...The Direction the Editing The acting the sets everything sux even Sam L Jackson . This should be straight to VHS.

Army of the Dead (2021)

I really liked it very Gorey yes

[8/10 · 27 May 2021]

Really good except for his daughter that he should have left at home and how did he get out of the Vault ? Otherwise very good great effects and makeup.

The Unholy (2021)

Stop using the same demon from The Ring Movies

[2/10 · 27 May 2021]

Oh man ..it started off ok then it becomes absolutely Awful . Bad effects The same demon movements from Japanese horror movies that's been used hundreds of times . ...pros Jeff DM ... Cons All the rest.

Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)

Really bad

[2/10 · 19 May 2021]

Oh soo bad .. Angie gets hit by lighting twice but no problems..Bad guy has half his face melted but no problems . Angie and the Kid very annoying no chemistry .. really bad writing . May pass 2 hours if really bored but thats it very poor.

Stowaway (I) (2021)

Borrrrrrring

[4/10 · 24 April 2021]

One cannister of oxygen to keep 3 people alive for a few months ? I'm confused but boring as hell.