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Hostel (2005)
A terrible movie.
I was watching the TV when I saw a broadcast about a famous movie named Hostel... I thought: "wow that could be really really good!" then a friend told me that the movie was a terrible crap. Fair enough... let's watch it!
OK this movie is terrible, not because it's gore or something but because it's really really long, it's really really boring, and there IS no story. The movie starts after 45 minutes, which we don't get an interesting thing in... then we follow the story of Jay Hernandez, dreadful one and terribly inconceivable. Murders, torture, pain etc... but without images course... there is no blood, no real murder, anything actually... The end is bad too, especially with the kids (oh my hell! what was that for?? ahahahahahaha), Jay can escape, blablabla, he has lost all this friends, blablabla... OK Quentin (Tarantino), please don't make it next time...
Granny (1999)
You'll never see worst.
Oh my god, this movie is incredible, it's the baddest movie ever and I know what I am talking about! I am a scary movies fan!
The story is totally silly, a group of adults decide to make a party and a silly guy with an awful mask comes and kills everybody... the dialogs are a kind of parody, worst, they're just talking about sex with a so bad accent. The end is (oh!!!!!!) discover by yourself! you will be really really surprised... (not possible! yes it is!) and surprise the movie is just 58minutes. (not possible (bis) yes it is!) Worst than House IV and Howling V.
To put it in a nutshell, forget it forever!!!
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Bargain shhhh***T!
I am sorry fans but i have to be frank, I totally hated that movie. Why? because it's an insult to Romero, Fulci etc! everything is bad, cheap and how my god British humor is awful. I could't laugh during all the movie! OK, the idea was good, OK the principal character is huh...appealing (kind of puppy) but Oh my God... this movie is maybe the worst ever, even Leprechaun is better...! The actors are not funny except the fat guy, the story is crappy and cheap and...huh just see the movie, you'll see! don't go to cinema! too expensive for that kind of ****. I'd rather liked "House of "Waste", no great story, no great actors but..Elisha Cuthbert is delicious.
Jet Set (2000)
Pretty much funny but that's all...
Jet Set is a kind of funny movie, you can enter in the private world of the jet set with suburban's nerd who want to make their pub fashionable. Actually there is nothing in this movie except the wonderful Lambert Wilson acting perfectly and playing a real bastard. Maybe Ornella Mutti is good but we don't see her much... just watch it if you want to laugh a little and see real frenchie's jet-setter... take pop-corn and rent Jet-Set 2 to see the pleasant José Garcia and not the awful Samuel Le-Bihan and his stupid face...
Enjoy!
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Oh my god
I'v never seen a so bad movie, leprechaun 4 is THE weakness movie ever with a terrible cast, an awful leprechaun and a stupid story which is totally fool and terribly dreadful. But if you want to "smile" or "laught" for just 30min in the beginning, you could see it but change your channel after that! there is nothing to see! trust me! this movie sucks!
Marines have to take back a princess which is under the control of the Leprechaun which wanna become a king to control the whole planet, but when the marines find him, they just take the princess and let the leprechaun dead... actually, that's what they think!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
Excellent Sequel, the best one
I don't understand why users rated the movie like a medium one (5,8 out of 10), for me it's the best nightmare on elm street ever. First at all, Patricia Arquette is wonderful even at 17, she is perfect in her role of the poor little crazy girl chased by an awful and terrible killer. The story is really good and we learn who is freddy (even if the 4 is better for the origins) and who is her mother. (oh my god) Nancy returns (she was so good in the first one) and is now a kind of doctor who helps the kids in a psychiatric hospital. But the best one is still Robert Englund as Freddy, funny, psychotic and extremely entertaining. So watch it if you love the series or if you are just a rookie.
Clueless (1995)
Interesting if you don't have seen the other.
I have seen almost all the teen movie and i just missed one! that was clueless.
Clueless is a pretty much good movie for the 90's, Cher is THE girl, fashionable with trendy and hip friends, she has everything in her life except a boyfriend... when a new girl arrives in the high school, she decides ton be "a good girl" learning her how to be the perfect girl but she finally realizes that she loses everything even her close friends.
Alicia Silverstone is the perfect lazy and foolish little girl, all in this movie is sarcastic and stereotyped but that's so good to laugh when she drives or when she tells us what's happened.
There is only a bad thing and ridiculous thing in this movie.. the end, a crappy end which is totally impossible like all the movie but this end really sucks...
Taking Lives (2004)
Surprisingly good
I am not really a Angelina's Jolie big fan but when she is in a new movie, i wanna see it! actually taking lives didn't really "talk to me", I man i was not really interested but a friend said me that it was really good, so Sunday in my video club I took it! Firstly we are in a really dark movie including a young man really wacko who has psychotic troubles and wanna take people's life (Taking lives), then you have Angelina Jolie (divine) who is a profiler helping a colleague in this dark affair. And how a big surprise when i saw 3 frenchies in an American movie joking in french about Angelina Jolie! The movie is acting in three times, first you have the killer's youth, then the inquiry and finally the "after inquiry" which is really really good. The movie is a really good trhiller handling perfectly the Jolie/Hawk couple with a big climax at the end. If you understand everything you're really good because it's hard to know who is who!
Catwoman (2004)
Huh...Berry misses something...
Hale Berry is a gorgeous woman, I saw her in James bond and Gothica, two quite good movies. Before seeing Catwoman, I didn't have any apprehensions, but... the movie is not really good...
Everybody said me (and also the critics) my god this movie sucks, that's the baddest ever created! actually no... but Pitof could do better. First, the Michelle phleiffer's cat-woman is totally different, the history changes a lot, she is dead... and she strands in a platform?!, actually her dead doesn't make any senses. And why "midnight" is like harry potter? he can give tricks like a wizard! Anyway, the poor Sharon Stone is totally bad and wrong in this movie, she dies like a ****** and her purpose is totally stupid... who understand it? To put it in a nutshell, Catwoman is not the dirt thing announced but that sucks a lot... and trust me, you'll never really enjoy this movie but watch it for the cat-woman leather :d
Mean Girls (2004)
Excellent movie for older teenagers
I love Lindsay Lohan, OK right I am maybe 18years old (born in 86 like her) but I think she is a good actress, at least for that kind of movies.
Mean Girls is like Not Another Teen Movie, a hilarious movie which contains all clichés from teen movie. Pretty girls, ugly one, you have teams like African one, Asiatic one, Jocks, fat one, skinny one and especially Plastics .(THE best girls) "Beware Plastics!" The story is simple but funny, a teenage girl from Africa (Lohan) arrives in a high school and discovers a lot of new students. At the beginning she doesn't know how to do but she finally meets the plastics and little by little become one of them...
The director is the Freaky Friday's one, so if you liked this movie, run to see this one! Mean Girls is funny, vile and for girls!
Viva Lindsay Lohan and Viva the new Gossip Girl soon...
Wild Things 2 (2004)
Very bad sequel, a crappy one with the worst actress ever
I saw the video in my video club 3months ago and i thought that was a terrible movie seeing the DVD with 2girls on it, getting out from water. But a friend Brought me it and said that the movie was great...huh I was silly this time...
What could I say about it? Wild Thing 2 is an entire copy of the first one. Three characters, 2 women and 1 man, same plot and same location as Blue Bay... Great this movie sucks. Everything is built like the first one, a miserable story with a tribunal to get 70millions dollars, a girl (the neve campbell's double) who wants the money and lives in a mobile home, the good girl who is really rich and actually really aged to be in college... and a legal expert who knows the trust and make a "lesbian three thing" with the other 2 girls...
Well if you saw the first one, forget this one, that's a crap!