Change Your Image
![](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjQ4MTY5NzU2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDc5NTgwMTI@._V1_SY100_SX100_.jpg)
jakuhn
Reviews
Poor Things (2023)
Hollywood attempting to normalize deviant behavior
I know "fans" will roll their eyes at this... and.. while usually I would care about throwing strong opinion into a review, this movie deserves the shade.
I'm honestly shocked the big names in this movie would potentially risk their careers on what is a clear push to normalize deviant behavior. We are huge fans of Emma Stone and my wife and I could not make it through this movie.
Shortly after it starts, the movie reveals that Emma Stone was a pregnant mother who committed suicide jumping off a bridge. Her body was fished out of the water, her unborn baby rescued to only be murdered, brain removed, and transplanted into mom's dead body... which was then brought back to life.
Emma Stone's body with baby brain. While a twisted beginning, we could have had a horror comedy akin to Edward scissorhands with this woman getting a new lease on life. Instead, we're shown man after man with sexual fetishes to this woman with a baby brain. She runs around being pleasured by anything that catches her eye... including makeshift inanimate items at the breakfast table. Infant, child like brain- fascinating and beautiful, unlike any other, so all the men decide they must bed her. Dad was a eunuch. First reason given why he hadn't already done this too.
Deeply disturbing. Should have warnings for those who experienced s3xu@l assault as children. I didn't see the end... and the first 60% of the movie is reskinned p3d0ph!l3 propaganda.
Yoga Hosers (2016)
Cast List is like a Family Reunion
From Producers to stars, to co-stars, to cameos... this movie was clearly a way for Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp to get their families together, and their best friends and costars, for some good laughs and fun.
If you are a fun of either, respect this for what it is. Hollywood families bringing their family and friends together for a good time on camera, shared with us for some smiles and fan fare.
You can stop reading here.
Really, my only complaint, is that I could have written this review with several less sentences, without some of my extra descriptive wording, and yet I was required to get a minimum number of characters to post the review.
The Shrink Next Door (2021)
I Love Rudd & Ferrell - just not here
Really wanted to like this.. first episode or two were entertaining enough... by the time I made it to episode 4, not entertaining enough... and shortly after realized I had invested too much time into this series.
I didn't even deem it worth my time to finish it.
The cringe was intentional... I get it.
The stomach churns over how naive Ferrell is and how unethical Rudd is... comes with the story.
Just became a yawn, drawn out... it didn't leave me wanting to know the end or caring HOW it ended for the 2 main characters.
I just wanted it to be over. And with plenty of other great television available, I realized it could be.
5/10 for taking me halfway through the series without wanting to turn it off.
Invasion (2021)
Too many ADHD television/movie watchers
Settle in and enjoy this show. There are teases in each episode of what's to come. I was drawn in from episode 1 and by Episode 6 my heart was pounding.
This is not the alien action movies we've been watching in the theater. Loads of action and explosions where your adrenaline is on high the whole series.
This is I Legend type content mixed with early M Night Shyamalan... the story develops... we know it's aliens and the characters in the show don't yet. It's their journey into this reveal.... From the frightened family, to scientists, military... and a group of lost school children about to go Lord of the Flies.
This is a sci-fi thriller and I can't wait for the next episode.
Downhill (2020)
Should've just been called a drama
Most drama has some comedic relief.
Call it a drama and the rating may have been better.
Call it a Comedy... and HBO even listed under NSFW Comedy Collections... IMDB has it listed as a comedy.
Everyone apparently thinks this is a comedy...
Except anyone who watched it. A couple minor chuckles in 35 minutes. My wife is a big Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Will Ferrell fan. She thanked me when I stopped the movie. When you're in the mood for a comedy, this movie doesn't satisfy.
Doom Patrol: Sex Patrol (2020)
My guess...These poor reviews are written by the same person
Watch the episode. Many of the "I'll save you time, this happened" reveals in the 1 Star reviews clearly weren't written by someone who paid attention to the episode.
It is an odd episode... and then again, hasn't the whole series been a bit odd? I'm assuming you've enjoyed the quirky humor or you wouldn't have made it this far.
This episode won't disappoint in that sense.
And... spoiler... most the spoilers in the other reviews which weren't hidden are wrong