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Yoga Hosers (2016)

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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

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Kevin Smith

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Kevin Smith
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Lily-Rose Depp ... Colleen Collette
Harley Quinn Smith ... Colleen McKenzie
Adam Brody ... Ichabod
Harley Morenstein ... Toilet Paper Man
Ashley Greene ... 'Peg Mom
Jack Depp Jack Depp ... 'Peg Son
Austin Butler ... Hunter Calloway
Tyler Posey ... Gordon Greenleaf
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ... Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Justin Long ... Yogi Bayer
Tony Hale ... Bob Collette
Natasha Lyonne ... Tabitha
Genesis Rodriguez ... Ms. Wicklund
Vanessa Paradis ... Ms. Maurice
Haley Joel Osment ... Adrien Arcand
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Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

2 September 2016 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Nu Sinh Bat Ma See more »

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Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)
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2.35 : 1
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Lily-Rose Depp is real life best friends with her co-star, Harley Quinn Smith. They met at the Hollywood Schoolhouse in Kindergarten. See more »

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In Canada, 12th Grade is called "Grade 12." The movie uses U.S. terminology. See more »

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Colleen McKenzieColleen Collette: Sorry aboot that.
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Glamthrax featuring Guy Lapointe sing Oh Canada during the end credits. See more »

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References Yogi Bear (2010) See more »

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Bang!
by Love Lola Love
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A Comedy Without Any Laughs
23 September 2016 | by Michael_ElliottSee all my reviews

Yoga Hosers (2016)

* (out of 4)

Friends Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith) are invited to a Senior party but they end up having to work at the local convenient store. They invite the boys back to the store for a party by they're attacked by some Nazi sausages.

Yes, writer/director Kevin Smith has followed the ultra-bizarre TUSK up with an even stranger movie that isn't nearly as creative. You know, I got the great opportunity to see Smith in person during one of his "conversations" and he's a terrific and fun guy. I mean, you gotta admire the man for what he has accomplished in his career and during the chat he talked about people questioning him and that he will do the type of films that he wants. I really, truly and 100% respect that and I admire any filmmaker who wants to take chances and do weird things.

With that said, just because I respect the filmmaker doesn't mean that I'm going to enjoy the picture. Sadly, YOGA HOSERS is a really awful movie that doesn't work on any level outside of being weird, strange and in all reality original. Yes, Nazi sausages are on display here and you've got to at least admit that you've never seen that before. The problem is that Smith's screenplay is just weird and for a comedy it's never funny. That's the most shocking thing to me because Smith is one of the best dialogue writers out there yet this film just seems flat and lifeless.

I don't know if the point of this film is to give his daughter and Depp's daughter a film to go and if perhaps Daddy Smith and Daddy Depp are just here having some goofy fun. Perhaps that's the case but you still have to have some sort of laughs. At just 89-mintues the film is rather short but it drags on to the point where around the twenty-minute mark I was already looking at my clock. I will say that the two leads are actually good together and have a nice chemistry, which just makes you wish even more that they had something better to work with. Johnny Depp returns to his role from TUSK and adds to the weirdness.

YOGA HOSERS is just another flat out weird movie but sadly this one here isn't nearly as effective as TUSK. With the lack of laughs this movie is pretty much dead in the water, which is really too bad.


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