Yoga Hosers (2016)

Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans.

Director:

Kevin Smith

Writer:

Kevin Smith

Stars:

Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp

1 nomination.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lily-Rose Depp	...	Colleen Collette
Harley Quinn Smith	...	Colleen McKenzie
Adam Brody	...	Ichabod
Harley Morenstein	...	Toilet Paper Man
Ashley Greene	...	'Peg Mom
Jack Depp	...	'Peg Son
Austin Butler	...	Hunter Calloway
Tyler Posey	...	Gordon Greenleaf
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith	...	Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Justin Long	...	Yogi Bayer
Tony Hale	...	Bob Collette
Natasha Lyonne	...	Tabitha
Genesis Rodriguez	...	Ms. Wicklund
Vanessa Paradis	...	Ms. Maurice
Haley Joel Osment	...	Adrien Arcand

Storyline

Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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Plot Keywords:

yoga | millennial generation | disgruntled customer | female friendship | friendship | 

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Taglines:

A Movie for Kids from the Director of 'Clerks' and 'Tusk.'

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Genres:

Action | Comedy | Fantasy | Horror | Thriller

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material

Details

Official Sites:

Official site [Japan]

Country:

USA

Language:

English French German

Release Date:

2 September 2016 (USA)

Also Known As:

Yoga Hosers

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$36,585

Company Credits

Production Co:

Abbolita Productions, Destro Films, Invincible Entertainment Partners.

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

The moles on Johhny Depp's character face move to different places in each scene.

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Goofs

NMiss Maurice said that "Sureté du Quebec" (Quebec provincial police) arrested the Canadian Nazi Adrien Arcand in 1940. Sureté Quebec was established in 1968, before that it was called "Sureté Provinciale".

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Quotes

Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.

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Crazy Credits

The Colleens will return in Moose Jaws.

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Connections

References Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)

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Soundtracks

I'm The Man #1
Performed by Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith and Christopher Drake
© 2016 Rhino

User Reviews

If you know what your getting into...Solid fun!

Kevin Smith definitely didn't shoot for the moon, or aim to make this for everyone, or even most...he made this for his fans from the Podcast, and to give his daughter an avenue to stretch her new found skills.

The movie is fun. the performances in it all shine at different moments...the two standouts being Johnny Depp as Guy Lapointe and Tony Hale as Lily-Rose Depp's Dad...Solid and funny.

The girls grew on me after awhile...which was surprising, only to the fact that watching teen girls on their phones and chatting back and forth...in real life can be annoying...But Smith makes it funny, and paced well.

Overall...if the preview intrigues you...see it.

If not...it's OK to skip...it's not for you.