Yoga Hosers (2016)

Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans.

Director:

Kevin Smith

Writer:

Kevin Smith

Stars:

Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp

1 nomination.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lily-Rose Depp	...	Colleen Collette
Harley Quinn Smith	...	Colleen McKenzie
Adam Brody	...	Ichabod
Harley Morenstein	...	Toilet Paper Man
Ashley Greene	...	'Peg Mom
Jack Depp	...	'Peg Son
Austin Butler	...	Hunter Calloway
Tyler Posey	...	Gordon Greenleaf
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith	...	Ms. McKenzie (as Jennifer Schwalbach)
Justin Long	...	Yogi Bayer
Tony Hale	...	Bob Collette
Natasha Lyonne	...	Tabitha
Genesis Rodriguez	...	Ms. Wicklund
Vanessa Paradis	...	Ms. Maurice
Haley Joel Osment	...	Adrien Arcand

Storyline

Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie - two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, 'Liking' or 'Not Liking' the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.

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Plot Keywords:

yoga | millennial generation | disgruntled customer | female friendship | friendship | 

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Taglines:

Do your 'wurst...

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Genres:

Action | Comedy | Fantasy | Horror | Thriller

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude humor, sexual references, comic violence, and brief drug material

Details

Official Sites:

Official site [Japan]

Country:

USA

Language:

English French German

Release Date:

2 September 2016 (USA)

Also Known As:

Nu Sinh Bat Ma

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Abbolita Productions, Destro Films, Invincible Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

88 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

The Gimli Slider is a nod to The Gimli Glider. An event described in the podcast Smodcast Episode 282.

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Goofs

When Adrien Arcand reveals his final solution, the label says "Le solution finale" Arcand is a French-Canadian, so he should knows that solution is a feminine word, and it should be "La solution finale."

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Quotes

Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.

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Crazy Credits

An excerpt of a podcast with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier can be heard at the end of the credits.

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Connections

References 12 Years a Slave (2013)

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Soundtracks

Miss Androgynous
by The Glam Skanks
(p) 2015 Unison Music Group

User Reviews

How to Spend 88 Minutes of Your Life Watching a Comedy without Laughing

In the 90's, Kevin Smith became an icon with "Clerks", "Malllrats" "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma". Unfortunately along his next works, he has never reached the same success again.

"Yoga Hosers" is probably the bottom of his career, with an unfunny and annoying story. His daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter acting are terrible and they only had this chance because of the influence of their fathers with the producers. The name of Johnny Depp is embarrassing and used to lure the viewers. In the end, "Yoga Haters" is a means to spend 88 minutes of your life watching a comedy without laughing. My vote is one (awful).

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