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DC Down (2023)
1/10
its asylum so.....
24 June 2023
From the getgo you know its produce from asylum so when you see crappy cgi and incorrect uniform and settings you know its their trademark. Spoofing other movies and not be acurate. This is one of their bad ones, i know their all bad but some are more watcheable then others. This is not one of themi know their trademark is copying other movies and telling the same story wile changing one word in the original title and remain legal copyright wise but after all these years you think they would atleast improve their cgi or be a little more acurate like putting the right uniform on someone and having the right grade on them.
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Titanic 666 (2022)
6/10
not that bad....for an asylum movie
16 April 2022
I waswhen i saw in the intro it was made from the asylum,i was like.. oh damn its another bad one. But turn out was not that bad.maybe because they didnt go as bit with the FX on this one compare their other movie but was passable.
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1/10
as bad as it gets
16 January 2022
You have your cheesy good movie and you have this...acting is awful,story is as bad and cgi was better in the 90's.i love zombie movies but this one was hard to finish.
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1/10
they call it a trilogy for a reason
20 December 2021
This is bad from start to end. Nothing feel like the matrix when watching this. They didnt need to do a 4th one 20 years later,the 3rd one ended in a high note and this undid everything.
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Black Summer (2019–2021)
3/10
let down on s2
19 June 2021
When s1 came out i liked it very much and could not wait for s2. But when i watched s2 i was let down that they didnt stick to s1 and opted to do a fractal story line jumping around perspective and time like that the entire season. Ep1 to set up things would have been fine but doing the entire season like that was meh.
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Konga TNT (2020)
1/10
is it over ??
21 March 2021
After watching it for 1min 15 sec i knew it was going to be bad. cgi ,acting , story. to put in in perspective, we know astylum makes bad movies with a gem once in a wile but this,its ever worse then an asylum movie at its worse. they called it fx but its far from that.save your selfng it. its 1 hour and 15 min your never going to get back and watch something else
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Triassic Hunt (2021)
1/10
made by asylum
6 February 2021
When you want a laugh and you see its made by asylum you know youll get a laugh. acting is horrible like always. and they dont care about details when making movies, the entire run half the guns you can clearly see have no mag's in them. my recommendation is watch this if you really have nothing else to watch and second watch this if you want to see a comedy not a scifi or horror movie
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Meteor Moon (2020)
1/10
bad cgi, bad acting
1 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
It's from asylum so you know from the start going in to this its bad. i seen better from them wich dont happen often but this time this aint it. the flying car with rockets in space was the big wtf in this
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1/10
Asylum Production you know what to expect
14 November 2020
I mean we all seen their knock off movies one time or another, they get by the copyright law by changing the name a bit but keep the plot more or less the same i dont think i ever seen a movie from then thats been original.some are bad,some are worse and some well you still asking your self why ?. in any case watching a movie from them you at least you either laugh from beginning to end or scratch your head well beyond the movie closing
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Shark Season (2020)
1/10
bad everything
27 October 2020
Were to start..bad cgi for the sharks, bad acting, and bad writing. when you see island near you you paddle to them. you can clearly see shore in the distance and land mass but maybe they think we didnt see them and this was in open water
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5/10
seen worse from asylum
24 October 2020
From what i'm used to see from then this looks better then other knock off they put out. the acting quality is funny to look at , that has not change from asylum, over doing it on drama
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Greenland (2020)
1/10
same old same old
23 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Another doomsday movie predictible from the start.if it was that simple to get to the bunker and get in everyone should have been able to.its 2012 but meteors in place of earthquakes and volcanoes. hollywood should try and change things up
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Zoombies 2 (2019)
1/10
not suprised
18 May 2019
Its from asylum so from the get go you all ready know its going to be terrible. acting,story,CGI. everything is a typical asylum movie. all they know what to do is doing knockoff bad copy of good mainstream movies. but i guess some people like that kind of bad taste. i would give it a 0 but sorry to say its not an option
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Chopping Mall (1986)
10/10
good ole days
17 March 2019
The 80's had the best movies...from the 90's up it all went straight to hell with cheesy CGI . the likes of revenge of the nerds,fridays the 13th,hollywood hot tub now those were the days
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Origin (2018)
6/10
not a masterpiece but entertaining
19 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The end made a good cliffhanger were if a S2 would to happen they land and see the planet was overrun by the alien.and realize they are in danger once again.
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Nightflyers (2018)
5/10
weird beginning
10 December 2018
Kinda weird start when in the first 2 min you see the way the show will end with the death of who lives and who dies
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Warm Bodies (2013)
8/10
loved it
21 October 2018
Altho its not a full blown horror movie its a mix betewen shawn of the dead and a typical zombie movie. plus the twist is different in this one then other flics.and proud to say shot in my home town of montreal.
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Bigfoot Horror Camp (2017 TV Movie)
1/10
skip this and rent a porno
24 May 2018
So its a wanna be horror movie with porn star. budget of 350 000 $ must have been to cover the salary of the girls. aside from lexi bell none are really worth it
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Revenge (II) (2017)
4/10
should have been a fantasy film
13 May 2018
It had a great start... great finish but the middle is what killed it for me. unless they put it in a category of fantasy were she miraculously healed a big hole in her stomach and walked it off the sane day as if she never had anything by simply heating a tin can over it is what turned me away from a good score
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