dullfinboy Reviews

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

What a mess

[1/10 · 21 April 2014]

This was the most tolerable out of The Dark Knight films but it is still a terrible movie. Christian Bale has not gotten better nor has he gotten worse he just can't be Batman. Bane was a huge disappointment because he was just some buff guy with a ugly breather mask thing. He had a goofy voice that you can't help but laugh at. This was also boring. I have labeled this The Dull Knight Trilogy. Catwoman was very bad. Her suit sucked along with the energy lacking performance. This film is filled with plot holes. All three movies had tons of plot holes. I have never been so frustrated watching a movie. People actually like this? Why? This film is also considered the weakest in the series but I say the all suck. The realism is the real villain in this movie. Realism and Batman don't go together. This is a terrible movie.

Batman Begins (2005)

What has Nolan done?

[1/10 · 20 April 2014]

I used to like this movie but after I watched Tim Burton's masterpiece, Batman I soon changed my mind. Burton's films showed me how much lack of creativity was put into Batman Begins. It is offensive on so many levels as well. Christian Bale is almost as bad as George Clooney when playing Batman. Michael Keaton is the only person who succeeded in playing Batman in a live action film. Nolan wanted to make his Batman movies realistic but that is where most of the creativity is missing. Burton used fantasy elements in his and even used models for Gotham City while Nolan used Chicago. Chicago! That shows how much imagination he lacks when making a Batman film. If you want a real Batman film then watch Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns. Batman Begins is just interested in cheesy diologue, bad storytelling, and one hell of a boring movie.

The Dark Knight (2008)

Insulting, boring, and one lazy movie

[1/10 · 20 April 2014]

This is not a Batman movie. It is just wrong. Again with the realism! Batman isn't supposed to be realistic and when you make Batman realistic it doesn't feel like Batman anymore. This movie is full of speeches! All the Joker does is vomit up dialogue. He also doesn't even look like the Joker. The Joker is supposed to use toy-like gadgets and weapons not all real weapons. Now onto Batman. Christian Bale is once again terrible and is not fitting in the role. His voice is the worst voice ever! This also has to be the most overrated film of all time. People rave that this is the best Batman movie ever. No it isn't! This doesn't even feel or look like a Batman movie. This is even less creative than Batman Begins. It is also even more boring. I am so sad to see my favorite superhero be reduced to a growling, dancing, and uninteresting character. Nolan is to into making his Batman films realistic that he forgets one of the most important that make a Batman movie and that is creativity. You have to be creative when making a film on any superhero especially Batman. It is just something that lacks in his Batman films. This is such a bad movie.

Sinistar (1983 Video Game)

Best arcade game ever!

[10/10 · 17 February 2014]

Sinistar is a very hard game. You fly around in a ship and your objective is to destroy Sinistar. To do so you shoot asteroids to get bombs and use the bombs to destroy Sinistar. It may sound easy but it is very challenging but very fun too. Things get really crazy when you advance the the second area. This is an original game. It is a classic. Sinistar also has a very memorable villain. It is of course Sinistar. It will take most of your bombs to defeat Sinistar. I have so much fun playing this game. Sinistar is also very addicting. I spend hours playing it. Sinistar is the best arcade game ever made. If you like a challenge and enjoy classic arcade games then this is the perfect game to play.

Frogs (1972)

Cheesy and chilling

[10/10 · 16 February 2014]

Frogs is a so bad it's good movie. It is about a photographer who stumbles apon a family who are celebrating a man's birthday. Only the man is grouchy and hates nature. Only things start to go wrong when nature strikes back. The films is very cheesy and silly but it delivers some very effective chills. In one scene a man accidentally shoots himself in the leg. He is then attacked by tarantulas that drop onto him from above. He is then bitten multiple times and eventually killed by the venom. He is then covered in moss and webbing. The scene is actually quite frightening and one of the few scenes in the movie that is not goofy. Another death scene includes a man in a green house. Lizars knock over vials of poison and the poison creates a cloud. the man walks right into the cloud and suffocates. That scene is very silly. The other death scenes are either silly or frightening. This is also one of my favorite movies. The last scene in the movie is very creepy. This was obviously made on a very low budget. In one scene tape around a crocodile's (or alligator) mouth is visible. The movie is not very bloody at all. Some scenes contain blood though. Overall the movie is a very enjoyable experience.

RoboCop (1987)

Best movie ever!

[10/10 · 1 February 2014]

Robocop is an amazing movie! Alex J. Murphy/Robocop(Peter Weller) is killed by notorious criminals and he is later reconstructed as Robocop. The movie is extremely gory and is very well made. It has a great story for an action movie. It is cool to see Robocop slowly regain some of his humanity and memories which leads to him taking revenge. The music score is fantastic and really feels right for the movie. The look of Robocop is very original. The special effect hold up very well. It also has some of the best movie lines ever. Robocop is an action movie hero that is one of a kind. Robocop is a movie that deserves to be called a classic. It's over the top, well made, and a perfect movie.

Half-Life (1998 Video Game)

One of the greatest games ever made

[10/10 · 26 June 2013]

Half-Life is immersive, fun, scary, and challenging. Half-Life is a game like no other. Gordon Freeman is the character. The silent protagonist. The most badass video game character. You will never forget the Head Crabs and the Head Crab Zombies. You play as Gordon Freeman. A scientist that is called on for an experiment. Only the experiment goes horribly wrong. Unleashing hideous creatures and getting you pursued by the military. The game is a mix of puzzles and action. You crawl through air vents, walk down dark corridors, and try to survive in the complex. There are tons of weapons. One of my personal favorite weapons is the magnum. The crowbar is also used not only as a tool but also as a weapon. The game also has and intriguing plot, cool characters, and great gameplay. Half-Life is one of the best games ever made.

Halloween (1978)

Scary and a one of the first slashers

[10/10 · 31 March 2013]

It is a good movie. This is not the best slasher movie. It is a classic though.It spawned numbers of slasher movies. Some good some bad. An escaped mental patient named Micheal Myers heads to his home town to kill some babysitters. While Dr. Loomis tries to track him down and stop him. The movie is pretty much bloodless. That is not a bad thing. In some scenes blood is visible. It is a dark, scary, and intense movie. It is filled with scares and suspense. The silent killer stalks his prey and prefers to walk than run. The kills are not nasty. The killer drives around while following the kids to and watching them there to. It is a very good movie.

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)

Good Sequel

[5/10 · 31 March 2013]

I like this movie. I know a lot of people don't. I can kind of understand. I didn't like that Pumpkinhead was Tommy's dad. Pumpkinhead looked kind of fake. The way they brought back Pumpkinhead was different. It was a different witch. I thought Pumpkinhead was invincible. I thought the only way for him to stop was for him to finish his mission or to kill the person that had him conjured up. In the first movie Pumpkinhead was shot multiple times and was shot in the head and still lived. Ywt in this he was shot and he died. It liked that it was gory. It had a high body count. Andrew Robinson was in it. It was a good movie but really had nothing to do with the original. It was good.

Madman (1981)

Decent

[7/10 · 31 March 2013]

The movie is decent. The gore effects or okay. The killer is kind of cool. The acting of course is pretty bad. The movie is kind of boring. It has its moments. It is definitely not the best slasher movie. It isn't one of my favorites either. The music is decent also. It starts at a campfire. They tell the story of Madman Marz. He killed his wife and kids. He was a bad man and was later hung by the locals. He then was missing when they went to cut him down. They never found the bodies either. The a kid I hate so much says the ledgend is fake and throws a rock through Marz's window. It then causes Marz to kill. The movie is decent.

Friday the 13th (1980)

Very bad

[7/10 · 31 March 2013]

I hated this movie. I don't see the appeal. The twist at the end was so dumb. So what it's a woman. I don't see how that is supposed to surprise me. The ending jump scare did make me jump. The acting was dumb. The characters were some of the stupidest characters ever. There is one part where a girl is killed with an axe. Some of the characters even walk up to the killer. I know the killer probably had her weapon hidden but still walking into a dark house is not the smartest thing to do. She turns around to see an axe. So she just stands there and screams. The effects are good but not Tom Savini's best. The Kevin Bacon death was pretty impressive but other than that the other deaths were okay. So the movie sucked.

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Stupid

[1/10 · 31 March 2013]

The movie was very stupid. The acting was bad. The ending of course did surprise me but who ever liked it are obviously screwed up. If anyone likes seeing a penis is disturbed. You could clearly tell it was not her. It was obviously a mask of her on a man. It did not scare me. The beginning was awful. That is how you make character stupid. It was funny. This movie could easily be considered a comedy. The sequels are much worse than this though but this terrible. The killer is stupid and not scary. I can think of one scene where the characters made a smart decision. The worst acting was definitely from the aunt. This was a terrible movie.

Black Christmas (1974)

Scary!

[10/10 · 31 March 2013]

This movie truly scared me. The killer in the house concept always scares me but this takes it to a whole new level. The killer makes weird phone calls and hides out in the attic. The ending was probably the scariest part of the movie. The twist was great. The kills were disturbing and intense. The movie is dark and has a sinister feel to it. It never reveals who the killer is. It is some random guy that gets into the house. There are a few bloody scenes. It is one of the best slasher movies ever made. The movie was realistic and clever. This is the scariest movie ever made. The whole movie had a creepy feel to it. I really liked this movie.

Home Sweet Home (1981)

The worst slasher movie ever made!

[1/10 · 31 March 2013]

This was without a doubt the worst slasher movie ever made. The characters were some of the dumbest bunch of idiots in a movie ever. The acting was very bad and there was no suspense what so ever. The killer was very stupid. This had on of the most random movie openings ever. A guy is in his car and is then strangled to death by the killer. The killer injects drugs into himself the proceeds to take the car and run over an old lady. That is an indication that this movie will suck. The effects also suck. The kills were so dumb. The ending was very bad. The movie was extremely boring and not even scary. It was the worst slasher movie ever.

The Slayer (1982)

Cool Villain and a good movie

[10/10 · 31 March 2013]

I really liked this movie. It was suspenseful and gory. There are very few kill in the movie but the ones in it are good. Two couples go to an island. They and the pilot are the only ones there. Or are they? No they are not a demented killer stalks the island soon hunting down the couples and killing them one by one. One of the women has nightmares that sort of come true. Soon her husband is killed and she is the only on to have seen it. He brother and his wife does not believe her. The killer is actually a monster. The monster is pretty scary looking and is sure to send shivers down the spine. Sadly the appearance of the killer is shown only for a few seconds. The movie is good.

Blood Lake (1987)

One of the worst slasher movies ever made!

[1/10 · 31 March 2013]

I really hated this movie. It seemed like a home made movie. The acting sucked, the effects were awful, and the story sucked. The movie was extremely boring. I was waiting for something to happen for most of the movie. The plot was not interesting enough. It was mostly talking and stupid things they did. The killer was dumb and uninteresting. It was painful to watch. The kills were mild. They wee bloody but the bad effects took and enjoyment out of it. The music sucked and the characters were idiots. I hated them. It was not suspenseful. It was just terrible. They seemed like jerks and they were annoying. The women were not very attractive and the boys were ugly. One of the worst.

Zombie (1979)

Scary and very good movie

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

The makeup in this movie is just amazing. It looks so real and so gruesome. The infamous eye gouging on the splinter is nasty. The zombie vs shark scene is classic. The worm eye zombie is very cool looking. The music is scary and very cool. The movie starts with a boat drifting around in the harbor. The harbor patrol go on board and one of them are attacked by a zombie. The zombie is shot into the water by the other guy. A woman says it is her fathers boat when being asked questions by the police. A report meets up with her and says he will he find her father. The boat belongs to the girls father so her and the reporter go to the island where her father is. That is where the dead walk. They take a boat with two other people to go the the island. The movie has a creepy atmosphere. The movie is very good too. It is a good zombie movie.

The Burning (1981)

The greatest slasher movie ever!

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

This is my favorite slasher movie. It is also one of my favorite horror movies. At a summer camp called Camp Blackfoot a bunch of teenagers decide to prank the mean caretaker of the camp. His name is Cropsy. The prank causes Cropsy to knock over the skull with candles in it on to his bed which causes his legs to get caught on fire. He knocks over a gasoline can and the whole cabin is engulfed in flames. Now Cropsy is completely on fire. He runs outside and trips into the lake dousing the flames. Weeks later he is in the hospital and scares an orderly and a new doctor. Years later he is release. The skin grafts didn't take and he is full of anger. He then kills a hooker and heads of to the camp. The movie is very good and full of scares. The killer is very scare and menacing. The movie is gory and of course there is the infamous raft massacre. The climax in the mines is very scary and very suspenseful. Cropsy is scary. The is a very good movie.

Spookies (1986)

Cheesy and so good!

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

The best so bad its good movie I've ever seen. It was so funny. I have to admit the creatures were pretty scary looking. The creatures and the spooky atmosphere are the only scary things in this movie. I love this movie. I find the sorcerer repeating the same line more than once though. It is kind of funny. The music I great. I find myself listening too it once in a while. The ending is very confusing and the plot seems like it doesn't know what to do. It isn't gory but it is pretty gross. The sorcerer who lives in the house is trying to kill off teenagers who go into the house to bring his wife back to life. The ending is very weird though. It is a very fun and entertaining movie.

Thief: Deadly Shadows (2004 Video Game)

Third best in the series

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

Another one of the best games ever made. The story is deep but not as deep as the previous two games but it is still engaging and exciting. This time it lets you play in third person. It is more fun in first person and it is how the game should be played. This game is mostly involved with the keepers. As the previous games were involved with the pagans and the mechanists. Still as dark as the previous games. This has the second best level in all of the Thief games with is Robbing the Cradle. This also has a great plot twist. This time they introduce free roaming. It is broken up into sections which can get a little annoying. It is a great game.

Thief II: The Metal Age (2000 Video Game)

The best game ever made.

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

This is my favorite game ever. In this game Garrett has a mechanical eye. This is the best stealth game ever. It is also the best game in the series. This is also very dark. The game has huge levels. The best level is Life of the Party. It is the biggest level. This game has less zombie but they are in some levels. This time the mechanists are the main enemies. The lead is Karras. The game has some big plot twists and are shocking when they happen. This also scary. The mechanists have these machines that walk around and guard. The faces on them are very unsettling. This game has a very interesting story and is very deep. It also has some great subplots. This is my favorite game ever.

Thief: The Dark Project (1998 Video Game)

Second best game in the series

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

This is one of the best games ever made. It is scary, addicting, has hours of game play. You rob crypts, mansions, and even haunted cathedrals. The game is loaded with zombies, hammer haunts, hammerites, guards, spiders, ghosts, bug men, and a great plot twist. The best level is the sword where you must get a sword from a crazy mansion owned by Constantine. It is a dark game. Sometimes you may need to turn the gamma up. It takes patience and skill. It is a really stealth game. It is the most fun to play on the expert setting. It is fun not to kill or knock out anyone or anything. It has a dark and mature atmosphere. Definitely a great game.

Pumpkinhead (1988)

The best monster movie ever made!

[10/10 · 30 March 2013]

Pumpkinhead is the best monster movie I have ever seen. Pumpkinhead is the coolest looking monster. The movie starts with a family in their home. Outside a man is running from something. He reaches the house and begs for the family to let him in. They say the can't so the guy starts running. He is attacked by Pumpkinhead. The boy in the family looks out the window to see Pumpkinhead. Then is shows the present day. The boy is grown up and has a son. They then go to his store and teenagers arrive. The teens get motorcycles and ride around. The father leaves to get something and leaves the kid in the store. The dog gets out and runs towards the teens. The kid runs out after the dog and gets hit by a motorcycle. The dad comes and then decides to get revenge. He goes to Haggis the witch and gets the demon Pumpkinhead to take revenge. When Pumpkinhead starts killing. Ed Harley feels bad for what he did so he tries to defeat Pumpkinhead. It is dark, scary, and brutal. The atmosphere is great and very creepy. It is very unique and original. I highly recommend it. I love the movie.

Batman (1989)

The Best Batman Movie Ever Made!

[10/10 · 28 March 2013]

This is my all time favorite Batman movie. Micheal Keaton is my favorite Batman. Jack Nicholson is my favorite Joker. This movie is what a movie about Batman should be. It is dark, it is action packed, it is creepy at times, and it is perfect. It starts out with tourist in Gotham who are lost hen get mugged. The muggers are then scene on a roof top going through the things they stole. They hear something and Batman stands over them and opens his cape to form wings. He jumps onto the rooftop. and is shot. The criminals think he is dead for a second and turn to see him open his cape and kick on of them through a door. The other one runs but Batman throws a cable that wraps around his legs tripping him. Batman picks him up and holds him over the edge of the building. The mugger begs for his life and Batman pulls him close and says "I'm Batman". He trows the crook on the rooftop and steps of the side of the building. The criminal looks over the edge to see Batman gone. So this movie is defiantly a must see. I highly recommend it. The best Batman. The best Joker. The best Batman Movie.

Phantasm (1979)

The greatest movie ever made!

[10/10 · 9 January 2013]

I am a huge Phan of the series. Phantasm is my favorite movie out of the series. It has great and terrific performances. Angus Scrimm as The Tall Man. Reggie Banister as Reggie. Michael Baldwin as Mike and a bunch of other great actors and performances. Angus Scrimm gives a perfect and very scary performance as The Tall Man. Reggie Banister gives a heroic and very likable performance. Michael Baldwin gives a good and heroic performance. The movie is scary and frightening. The ending is very good and very scary. There are Silver Spheres,and Dwarfs. The music is spooky and fits the movie perfectly. The movie has also very memorable quotes. Phantasm is very original. It is smart and very well made. This is perfect movie. The movie is incredible.