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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Ridiculous series - the Last Jedi of Disney Star Wars TV
It is a drab stupidly written idiotic series akin to a low-budget Syfy series.
It is cast in dark, dusky, drab colors and set in a universe that no one wants to live in. The newly developed characters are dumb as rocks and badly acted on top of it (which may be due to the moronic directing).
The show and any others deserve as much attention as any other darkly lit low-budget syfy show set in a dystopian universe. And most of those are better written.
There are a myriad reasons of why this show does not work - the old Star Wars is gone - the Disney empire has destroyed the old until no one cares any more.
Raised by Wolves: The Beginning (2020)
Hilariously bad
I watched the first few episodes seeing a wreck a mile away. Then came back in to the final in order to realize that I was correct.
It became even less science, just bad dumb fiction. Was that supposed to be Christian allegory about Adam and Even and the Snake? The apple comes in season 2. It's utter and complete crap - it's crap under the shoes of crap-filled shoes made out of dry crap. It's bad - no logic, idiotic themes, no science, no good fiction, stupid plot, even the visuals and special effects turned to crap below syfy level.
The worst - Scott should be ashamed.
Westworld: Genre (2020)
Watch the Dolores D-1000 succeed
Essentially the show hinges on stupid storylines and a charisma-less Dolores D-1000 Terminator go through the motions. This episode was even boring and some of the acting was Razzie-awards bad. The thugs were as blank as the D-1000 Wood. And what the heck were they thinking by blasting this ass-boring episode with loud music. Oh - and please let the Mary Sue tell the professional soldier how to fire a gun!
And what's the crap with the D-1000 wanting to "help humanity" when she wanted to murder everyone? Nah - she just wants to free us all - right. Somehow we are still missing the fact that this world as drab as it appears seems to be giving everyone a higher living standard and safety than any time in human history.
Boring, woke, badly acted with the exception of Vincent Cassel, stupid storyline.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Deal No Deal (2020)
The Social Justice Awakens
The characters with the shaved heads should tell you where this is going - down the agenda crapper. The story is dumb and already mentions "oppression", "muh privilege" and other goodies. Because those 2 sisters are the bottom of the barrel owning a giant shipyard/shop on Coruscant and owning a huge Millennium-Falcon-sized ship. Indeed - they are the poorest of the poor indeed. The story is dumb beyond imagination - characters doing dumb things just to get the plot going.
Westworld: The Absence of Field (2020)
Smug Mary Sue Terminators to be rooted for
It's like having to watch Terminator I just while rooting for the machines in the guise of smug Mary Sues who are about to exterminate all of humanity. And you are supposed to chear and celebrate as they are killing every man, woman and child on earth. Obviously it is all validated because a few rich folk played a live version of a video game and never realized that the machines were alive. I despise all the machines doing the killing, despise the #metoo feminist creators, despise all the smug Mary Sues who devalue the life of humanity.
Even the bottom barrel inhabitant of this world is near-ideal, is essentially middle-class by current standard but according to the creaotors humans should all die, because some of them do sometimes bad things. By that logic you should also kill all robots, wipe out all dogs because one dog might bite you someday. The show should be exterminated together with all those psychopathic dangerous robots - just as in Terminator where the reality was still on the side of humanity and we were not supposed to root for the Terminators.
Westworld: Parce Domine (2020)
Are we supposed to root for the Terminators now?
The show is woke - so wonderfully anti-male, anti-Western.
We are supposed to root for killer michines who want to wipe out humanity.
It's like Terminator 1, but this time we are supposed to cheer when the AI kills humans and destroys everything that mankind is. Absolutely hateful crappy anti-human propaganda! Well-shot and expensive - like watching a Mary Sue Terminatrix kill everyone and we should love it.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Utter garbage from all levels
If you want to root for a psychopath, have your intelligence insulted and see men depicted only as incompetent or evil, then the movie is for you.
How anyone can even cheer for this version of of the man-hating feminist Antifa-inspired Harley Quinn is beyond me.
For example - in the first 5 minutes the movie depicts her father as an evil man who dumps her repeatedly and then successfully at an orphanage led by nuns. Obviously anti-Christian Hollyweird has to depict the nuns as evil who spend their days thrashing Harley. She takes revenge by smashing a nun's teeth out with a baseball bat. Nice eh? It gets better. She gets herself a Hyena, but then feeds the Hyena the owner of the exotic pet shop because he dared being a creep to her - the movie shows his body being fed to the hyena - murder is all good if you are a creepy man I guess.
Then in a club she breaks a man's legs because he dared to call her a dumb slut. She behaves badly towards both men and women - by the way - her friends are like a radical feminist man-hating Antifa battalion - gulag chapter 4.
Oh - and they claim instantly that Harley was the brains behind Joker - patriarchy holding down women 24/7 - pure feminist psycho-dogma.
The movie goes on from there. These are just the terrible actions of this psychopath in the first few minutes. And that is what we should cheer for?
The original Harley Quinn whih was created for the Batman Animated TV series was funny, charming, crazy in love with the Joker, she also used her sexuality, but only had eyes for one man. She was no psychotic maniac. - even superheroes let her go at times, because her biggest crime was being in love for the Joker and helping him. This Harley is a first-rate psychopath that anyone should be advise to not be around.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
After this movie you will lividly hate Disney Star Wars
Never seen a more idiotic dumbed-down Star Wars movie. It had plot holes the size of galaxies in them. It had plenty of agenda stuffed in it even if it attempted to appease the Reylos. It had moronic McGuffins in it that they chased around the galaxy with little cinematic satisfaction. I laughed out aloud at many scenes because of how stupid they were, how they destroyed the lore, logic and any reason. But then at the end I was simply dead inside - like looking at a Turkish transformers franchise version - total lack of interest. Anything Star Wars elicits now livid disgust in me.
Game of Thrones: Battle of the Bastards (2016)
They should get 5 points down due to the lack of battle logic
Stupid insanely incompetently produced battle that made no bloody sense.
Not only stumbled Jon like an idiot through the battle in blind rage.
But Sansa did not do anything with littlefinger saving their asses.
Also the entire battle was insanely stupid and this kind of movement does not work in infantry.
The best part was when they had giants, but did not bother giving them something like a treetrunk, any weapon or shield when the braindead ice zombies had more common sense then live giants.
The showrunners are nothing like overvalued hacks who are getting off on emotive facial expressions of their favorite actors.
Star Wars Resistance (2018)
Boring and annoying at the same time.
The previous cartoon series were:
Clone Wars 8-9
Rebels 3
Resistance 1
It's boring, terrible at lack of imagination, lack of visual inputs and annoying characters. Are all the main heroes children teenagers acting like 9-year-olds. Of course no White man alive who is heroic aside from Poe Dameron who somehow picks a moronic 10yo as a spy?
This is stupid, this is absolutely insanely dumb and terribly boring. I cannot even imagine for whom this is? Is it 5-year-olds? Trust me - they will be bored by this.
Spare yourself the watch - stare at the wall for an hour - that will be a better use of your time.
Disenchantment (2018)
Unlikeable characters set in unfunny boring storyline
Literally all characters are unfunny.
The princess is a strong independent "need-no-married-man" who simply prefers to spend her time drinking, gambling, beating up men on equal terms (thanks feminism), sleeping around with random hunks while shirking from all her responsibilities. Her motivations are maybe fitting into the current timeline of bratty nihilistic youths, but hardly then and her motivations simply don't make any sense at all.
The Elf Elfo is supposedly a misanthropic clueless elf who spends his time seducing female elfs in elfland, but them when leaving the happy-go-lucky land turns into a whiny schmuck who pines after the princess. Never mind that he is 35% her size, but somehow this interspecies relationship will work - though he acts more like her baby brother than a potential boyfriend. That is not even friendzoned - he has to work hard to even get into the friendzone.
But most importantly - aside from gore and some minor moments of mix of fantasy and middle ages - it's boring and not funny at all. Spare your time.
Sicilian Vampire (2015)
It is The Room of Vampire Mobster movies
Hilariously bad - were it not for the impressive cast, then it would be comparable to a low-IQ badly done amateur project created by a moron.
There is nothing in the movie worth watching except for the cast who are obviously somehow paid off to play in such a terrible garbage movie. 11 mio. $ budget must have gone almost entirely to them.
Vanity project for D'Angelo is too much praise - it's a vanity crap he took while expecting praise.
The Hunger Games (2012)
Welcome to your Future
It is amazing how openly the future can be shown to the people of the world - WELCOME TO PANAM - welcome to the future that is under way as stated in UN AGENDA 21 - this is where Climate Change Policies will lead us - every country in the world will look like that - it is even clearer than Hitler's "Mein Kampf". It is just fiction you say? It is based on very real global policies by the elites. Young Ones to whom it is directed - this movie and the books will do some very good predictive programming on you, so you will expect it to be similar or maybe slightly better, so not as bad is your life in the year 2040. Every well-meaning GREENIE who has fallen for the false green doctrine should see this movie and become aware that this is what their actions will culminate into. Repeating the unscientific climate change models and brutally suppressing true alternative energies and happily working on a global depopulation agenda - all the while showing it to the unaware future TRIBUTES out there - the big boys must really enjoy this! Suck it all up TRIBUTES - this is the future that your lack of action is creating for your children and grandchildren - who knows you might live to see some it! Happy HUNGER GAMES - the real goal of Agenda 21 - to all of you out there!