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Blue Eyes (2014–2015)
5/10
It had potential..
20 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
...but lost momentum and ideas somewhere along the line. If they really thought it through, it could have been a very solid show. Certain characters were unpersuasive, why would a single mother join the neo-nazi terrorists, execute a hostage on camera and even drag her brother and her son into it? Come on. Not to mention the ending is completely anticlimactic. It leaves you disappointed and regretful of watching 10 episodes only to find out nothing happened.
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Girls Don't Cry (2015 TV Movie)
1/10
75 min of my life I'll never get back
19 May 2016
I had relatively low expectations before watching this thing, for no particular reason. Boy was I in shock when the movie turned out to be worse than I thought it's going to be. Which is a shame, because the original premise of the story has a potential to make at least a decent product. That, however, isn't the case here. Boring dialogues, no humour and the characters, especially their actions, are non-believable. There's no twist, because the thing ends before it. I seriously thought it was a commercial break and then the credits started to roll. I'm not a movie director and as a complete amateur, I wouldn't dare to sign my name under this travesty. Yet another waste of (possibly) taxpayer's money.
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Boat Trip (2002)
It laughed me
7 April 2004
Before I even begin, I must say that I'm not gay. This film is obviously made by gay people who are saying that being gay is normal ( I don't think it's normal though). Watching all those half naked man, dressed like girls, wasn't pleasant to watch at all (to me at least).

However, it has it's moments. I mean, it is so hilariously funny. It really laughed me. Furthermore, Roselyn Sanchez looks very hot in this film. I mean REALLY hot. I don't know, maybe all those gay around her make her look even more special. Also, there are some bitchy Swedish girls sunbathing and jumping around.

If you are for a serious romantic comedy, don't expect to like it. If you want to kill one hour and a half of your time and see some wicked humor, then this movie is for you.

7/10
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Not that great
24 March 2004
Some of my friends recommended me this film, so I decided to see it. I wasn't excited about it after it ended though. I think it has a weak plot. And what's with this boy, going from one camp to another? Also, russian and german soldiers were all speaking english again and it sounds silly when you hear a russian saying "shit." I was also bothered with this love story. What a cliché. However, some of the action scenes were very well made. I also have to give some credit for making an amazing scenery. Stalingrad was shown very good but overall, the film was far from the real history. I'm not sorry I watched it, but I definitely won't be seeing it again.
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