jjjmaxwell Reviews

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024)

Awful

[1/10 · 7 July 2024]

I was looking forward to this so much my daughter kept telling me to shut up about it lol as soon as I started watching this "movie" I was immediately upset that Axel Foleys trademark laugh was no more, I was shocked to see Billy looking so old and confused also Taggart shouldn't be shown in HD

The whole point to this movie was for Axel to get back together with his estranged daughter who was very wooden and completely boring, the only plus I can say about this movie was it wasn't too long.

They made an inside joke about ranking the movies saying that his third one wasn't his finest hour well I'm very happy to say that the forth one for me didn't happen.

Scream (I) (2022)

Hollywood truly has ran out of ideas

[1/10 · 14 August 2022]

Why was this made and why is there gonna be a scream 6? I wanted to stab my own eyes out whilst watching this rehashed nonsense, the first was a great movie the rest are terrible.

Please for the love of god stop making these pointless sequels.

Spoiler alert it's really really really bad.

Resident Evil (2022)

Why?

[1/10 · 17 July 2022]

This has to be the worst thing I have ever seen on Netflix and that's saying a lot!

So the end of the world happened because of 2 brat teenagers who don't listen to their dad! Pathetic isn't the word I'd use to describe this piece of trash production I'd use nonsense.

Please stop trying to recreate this old franchise it barley made any sense the first time around with Milla.

Kind regards Disappointed.

The Many Saints of Newark (2021)

Don't bother

[1/10 · 1 April 2022]

Spoiler alert it's terrible, even relating this to the sopranos is a crime.

This had nothing to do with Tony Soprano and his rise to greatness it was about his uncle Multisanti and his very mediocre life of crime.

It was a ridiculous stain on the pants of TV.

Dexter: New Blood: Sins of the Father (2022) Season 1, Episode 10

All you haters don't get it!

[10/10 · 10 January 2022]

The whole point to this finale was for Dexter to realise what kind of person he really is, he is a bad person who only thinks of himself, he's a murderer plan and simple and he only had one way out ad that way was the love of his son.

The Suicide Squad (2021)

Hard to watch

[2/10 · 30 December 2021]

HQ was great as always however the rest of the cast looked like they didn't want to be there! This has to be the worst movie ever made.

How people prefer this one to the other one is beyond me, a big star fish trying to take over the world?

Absolutely dog muck.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

Meh

[1/10 · 20 November 2021]

Was looking forward to this and I was with it all the way up to the awkward cameos from the OG cast! It just didn't feel right having to rely on nostalgia to make a movie that was handling itself very well on its own.

Scrubs (2001–2010)

1-8 Fabulous

[10/10 · 5 September 2021]

I started watching this 20 years ago but lost my place, picked back up a few weeks ago and loved every minute of it.

THEN I watched that pointless ninth season! Why do this? Why didn't the finish it the season before? In a way I understand why they tried to do something different with it but without the main cast Carla, Ted, The Janitor, JD, Elliot it was never gonna work.

Black Widow (2021)

Good Marvel movie

[10/10 · 10 July 2021]

My daughter and I went to see this today and loved it 😍

Beauty and the Beast (I) (2017)

Better than the original

[10/10 · 3 June 2021]

This exceeded all my expectations great cast great songs brilliantly performed.

Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

Meh

[6/10 · 28 May 2021]

The only reason I watched this is because I heard he died at the end! That would've been a fitting tribute to the man but sly will never kill off any of his characters, why? Let's face it First blood is the only good one out of all 5. Sly should've let him die at the end instead of teasing us with possibly another terrible Rambo movie.

Terrible ending no soul no heart just very meh.

Army of the Dead (2021)

Nope

[3/10 · 21 May 2021]

Well thank you Zack not only did you ruin DC with your terrible plots and directors cuts! You've only gone and ruined a movie with great potential.

Please give it up Zack!

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

Meh

[6/10 · 1 May 2021]

I was really looking forward to this but overall it was a big let down! The 2 main stars of Marvel have gone! Party's over.

Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

Awful!!!!

[2/10 · 24 April 2021]

Script? Failed Storyline? Failed Acting? Failed Score? Failed

Trying to recreate a great movie from the 90s has already been a proven failure, Terminator, predator, dumb and dumber, bill and ted, Robocop, bad boys the list goes on, things that worked in the 90s can not be taken seriously anymore.

I was excited to see this but at the cinema I was falling asleep, bad acting terrible score, a very mediocre movie.

I cant believe the people that made this seriously thought that another 2 movies where going to be produced, they obviously didn't watch the movie before it got released.

Life (I) (2017)

What a shame

[6/10 · 19 April 2021]

Great cast? Check Great genre? Check Great expectations ? Check

Execution? Failed Script? Failed Premise? Failed

Overall a very mediocre film with no thrills and too many spills.

WrestleMania 37 (2021 TV Special)

First time with an audience for over a year this has to be great?

[3/10 · 13 April 2021]

The first match in front of an audience in over a year and the first thing they do is lock up badly and stumble all over the place! The fans deserved better than Drew & Bobby! Two very mediocre wrestlers, I'm pretty embarrassed to be watching this right now.

The Walking Dead: Here's Negan (2021) Season 10, Episode 22

Now this is an episode 👏

[10/10 · 5 April 2021]

To see Negan like this has been the best thing in season 10.

I have longed for a Negan origin story and I got exactly what I wanted.

Season 11 NEEDS MORE NEGAN.

Better Call Saul (2015–2022)

Its good not great

[1/10 · 3 April 2021]

Its too long and drawn out, it could've been done in 2 seasons at most.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)

Oops 😬

[4/10 · 2 April 2021]

The first 2 films are good and full of promise, the 3rd one was a major disappointment and this one just takes the biscuit! I was expecting an epic battle for the capitol and all I got was a bomb attack on kids! Shame on you 😕

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

Not for super star wars fans?

[10/10 · 30 March 2021]

I really don't understand why hard-core star wars fans don't like this, I mean come on the original 3 movies barely hold up today, this was a great movie great new cast and great CGI.

It made $2 billion at the box office so it can't be as bad as the hard-core fans are saying.

Its a movie guys its not real life.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

A real good watch

[8/10 · 29 March 2021]

I must say the more I watch this the more my rating goes up, let's just say its better than Return of the Jedi.

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway: Episode #17.5 (2021) Season 17, Episode 5

Please stop!

[1/10 · 24 March 2021]

Terrible awful boring outdated dim-witted nonsense

Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)

Too long!

[6/10 · 19 March 2021]

I fell asleep 3 times watching this, it makes me think the editor had a lot of work to do with the original movie, the last 2 hours are not bad but boy its way too long. If your gonna watch it try and space it out over two days

The Resurrection of Jake the Snake (2015)

Great documentary but....

[8/10 · 9 March 2021]

To me Jake Roberts is the most notorious liar i have ever seen. I never believed a word that came out of this guys mouth. DDP has the patience of a saint.

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (2002–2024)

Please stop!

[1/10 · 6 March 2021]

This was bad when they had an audience now its unwatchable!