t-t-tosse Reviews

The Jut-Nuts Part III (1989)

The danish nation is NOT proud of this movie

[1/10 · 2 April 2004]

Jydekompagniet 3 is a danish movie, and by saying danish movie, most people think of Lars von trier or Søren Kragh Jacobsen. World class directors, their films are loved all over the world. But that is NOT what this movie is. This movie is made by the two danish comedians Jacob Haugård and Finn Nørbygård. In Finns case I can say one thing: he is known to be the worst comedian in the country. His fans are between 45 and 60 years old, and no one in their right mind outside of Denmark would find this man funny. The other one is a bit more popular, but he still falls in to the same category. lame ass humour.

The movie is an example of exactly this type of humour, it's spoof jokes and lame point's, with out any sence of intelligent life behind the lines. The story is pretty irrelevant, it's about these two guys, who own this junk yard, and then they just f*** it all up, and get into alot of trouble. And it would have been okay if the jokes were funny. But they aren't. And it would have been okay if the guys could act. But they can't. As a matter of fact, I would go as far as to say, that Finn Nørbygård is without any talent for comedy, yes, he knows how to make old people laugh, but who doesn't?.

I can't recommend this movie to anyone, unless your name is forrest gump, Or you're a danish women between 50-70 years old that's retired.

So I think I speak on behalf of my fellow danes when I say: This movie is NOT funny.

American Beauty (1999)

great flick

[10/10 · 26 January 2004]

American beauty is the story about Lester Burnham, a man who radically changes his life from boring and meaningless to great and satisfying. Sam mendes is doing a great job directing this movie, he really get's all the juice out of the script, and he really knows when things are funny. The movie is a mix of alot of genres, comedy is involved, drama is to, and I would claim that there is a bit of action as well. American Beauty is one of those flicks that makes you wonder if you're using your life in the right way, it really makes you think. When ever I'm in doubt, I just put on the AB, and I'm right back on the fast track.