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The Counselor (2013)
Really enjoyed it
Though I am a mccarthy fan I was nervous for this film since I wasn't into some of his other movie "adaptations".
But.. I thought this was great. As I see the reviews are tearing a hole in it I hope it gains traction later on DVD. Loved the dialogue and thought provoking speeches. If your not into that well sorry for you. Cameron though not usually in this type of fare, was very good cold as ice and intense. Thought fassbender did a great job with the character who's decisions change his world for the worse and am continually impressed by his acting. Great supporting work for bardem and pitt. Ignore the critics give it a chance.
As someone who has suffered a loss recently ruben blades's speech towards the end was truly great mccarthy dialogue.
Magenta (1997)
some spoilers strange movie
What a weird movie? so yeah wife is screwing husbands best GAY friend then is mad when husband is screwing her lolita sister? good performance by mcmahon and the chick playing magenta though her voice is weird and she moves weird. Anyone notice like walking this chick looks strange. MUSic though movie is so annoying throughout movie. SOunds like a 70's porn. Sex scenes suck badly movie overall is more funny in a bad way then good. Creepy friend craig was very annoying and the lighting blows in this movie. Wife cant act at all, and was craig supposed to be a doctor or a painter I couldn't get that part. And lastly how come everyone else was naked except mcmahon? As a female I watch him on nip/tuck and he is very hot but lol what the hell in this movie? did he have probelns with nudity...... then ? overall only a OK movie something that seems like ti belongs on latenight TV
Fantastic Four (2005)
OK critics need to be quiet... this movie was cool
while I'm a huge julian mcmahon fan what i heard about this movie i thought it was going to suck. But I still went last week to the NYC signing met the cast (Ioan and julian are so nice!, evans was cool. The other 2 :( ) and was still going to see the movie.
BUt it didn't this movie was very very entertaining. I loved torchs jokes against thing. For what this doom was I thought mcmahon was good. Alba didn't bother me. Sadly Ioan I thought was weak. ANd Evans was good too. The effects looked cool and it held my interest.
only problem I had was that the end seemed a bit rushed. Though set up for a cool doom part in the sequel more like the comics from what I heard.
otherwise after the dark movies so far of the summer. The really crappy war of the worlds and the great new batman begins this was a fun welcome to the summer movie season.
8/10 go see it!
The Punisher (2004)
a blind retarded jellyfish would make a better movie then this
if you want a cheesy stupid movie here ya go!
this movie just sucked plain sucked
MINOR SPOILERS
the title sequence was stupid the music was so annoying i just loved jane's literal turning around and mugging for the camera while lightning crashes but no rain ever bad dialogue really bad not enough fighting the corny "i get angry " speech at the courthouse and the latin my sergeant told me to say this crap the batman sounding music that appeared the stupid ending
now i have a new appreciation for dolph lundgren and daredevil that i didnt really want before saint was not good it was just a really bad film