unkle_nasty_fingers Reviews

Kayfabe (2007)

these pythons are sick

[9/10 · 2 May 2009]

wow, quite a little gem of a movie i stumbled upon. this is one of the greatest mockumentarys i have ever seen. right up there with fear of a black hat. mockumentarys are only as good as the passion the performers have for the subject matter, and this film has that passion in spades.

if you've ever been to an indy show where the wrestlers outnumber the audience members, if you've ever been to a indy show where the title belt is of the same design from a company that folded a long time ago...than this is a film that will hit very close to home.

i loved it, i can't wait to watch it again. better than anything christopher guest has done since this is spinal tap.

9 out 10. i too, have been knocked out by a potato on many occasions

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

Now it's time for the fun part!

[10/10 · 18 March 2008]

Oh...My..GOD! Where has this movie been all my life and how come I never heard about it until now?!?!?! Me and a friend rented this on a whim, it had the cover design of a porno movie with the slick presentation of an 80's mastercheese horror flick. I never saw this coming. My face is still sore from laughing so hard 24 hours later.

Slumber Party Massacre 2 is the greatest movie to kill a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon to. Seriously. I got what I expected out of it, and SO MUCH MORE! Where do I begin! The Driller Killer! He is cooler than Freddy Krueger has been in years. His one liners were hilarious, his dance moves supreme and that kick ass guitar with the drill on it ruled. I also dug the 50's Rockabilly soundtrack.

This is the single greatest Horror/Comedy/Rock n' Roll movie of all time. Joe Bob Briggs would have loved it.

Better than the Rocky Horror Picture show.

WWF Mania (1993– )

Todd Pettingill....ugh

[6/10 · 26 January 2008]

Wow, almost forgot about this one. This was the AM raw of yesteryear.

WWF Mania ran from 1992 to 1996. The show used to air at 10 am, Saturday mornings on the USA network. It would usually feature a condensed recap of Monday Night Raw with Todd Pettingill doing hosting duties.

Todd Pettingill was the single worst on air personality ever. I said it. I could not stand the guy, except for his mullet which was of the Nascar variety. But i'd sit thru Todd Pettingill's shenanigans to catch the action of the day. I watched a lot of the New Rockers, the Bodydonnas, people losing they're smiles, a lot of things. Mostly replays of matches and interviews from Monday night Raw.

Was not bad to wake n bake to.

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

Ooooh baby! Ooh Baby!

[6/10 · 9 January 2008]

This is the best Jason to watch drunk, it's almost like a Friday the 13th blooper reel. I love the singing on the crapper part, the mod chick doing the robot, the "just wanna earn a meal" guy, Crazy Ethel and Junior, Billy and Llana, that kid from Diff'rent Strokes, the stupid arse ending, and the excessive nudity.

It's a time capsule of sorts, it captures all the bad 80's slasher films in a hour and a half. Bad acting? GOT IT! Ridiculous costumes? GOT IT! Lot's of big haired women topless? GOT IT! No name stars obviously coked out of they're mind? OH THIS MOVIE HAS GOT PLENTY OF THAT! Watch it and laugh, preferably with some friends

WCW Saturday Night (1985–2000)

My favorite wrestling show. HERE COMES DA CLUBBERIN!

[10/10 · 5 January 2008]

For those of you that don't that reference, clubberin was 4 fists hitting one body...

Anyways, onto the review.

I miss WCW Saturday Night. Some of my favorite wrestling moments took place on this stage. I remember watching Stunning Steve Austin, Rick Rude, Brian Pillman, Cactus Jack, Dustin Rhodes, Johnny B. Badd, DDP in his jobber days, Lord Steven Regal, Harlem Heat, Ricky Steamboat, STING...I'd be here a while listing everyone. Point is WCW had an awesome roster in the pre Hogan days and they were producing entertaining television. Dusty Rhodes on commentary in it's later years gave me a whole new reason to watch when I started smoking pot as a teenager...I really wish Vince would put him on the mic for a show or two, maybe at the next Great American Bash? They CLUBBERIN! Here comes DA PLUNDA! He was great.

-DirrTy

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

best of the Friday flicks

[10/10 · 9 February 2006]

This Friday had it all. Out of all the Jason movies this is the one that get's repeated viewings by me. It had so much going for it. Great gore by the master Tom Savini, an excellent cast that included Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover and Lawrence Monoson (Last American Virgin!)....and some excellent TnA....and TWINNSSSSS! This Friday set the bar for all future Friday movies, but it set the bar too high. After this the series became a mockery of itself. If you are to watch only one Jason movie in your lifetime, Friday the 13th part 4 : The Final Chapter should definitely be the one. You cannot go thru your life without witnessing Crispin Glover's cracked out spaz dance at least once. Now don't be a dead****! Go rent this movie NOW!

Jason Goes to Hell (1993)

wow....this movie blew

[2/10 · 8 July 2005]

i remember when Jason goes to hell was released in the summer of 1993, i was caught up in a Jason fever of sorts at the time and was pretty stoked to think Jason's demise was finally here.

only being 10 at the time i was unable to convince my parents to take me to this movie, so i had to watch the old Friday movies on the USA network marathons and wait till JGTH release to video to view what in my mind looked to be a masterpiece....boy was i ever wrong. even then i knew this movie was lame and gave up on it half way thru.

now lets fast forward about 12 years.

for some odd reason, i thought renting this movie the other night would be a good way to waste a couple hours stoned....once again i was wrong wrong wrong. everything about this movie is just a huge pile of crappy, crap, crap crap. first let's talk about the soundtrack....it does not fit whatsoever. it sounds more like rejected music from an indiana jones knock off. the characters are all lame, and someone who looks like screech's ugly brother is our hero for the film. it has nothing at all to do with the storyline of the previous 8 films...it's just a complete and total train wreck.

but this time i made it all the way thru the film, and i must say again that this movie is garbage. about the only thing that entertained me was the tent post scene.

Two Idiots in Hollywood (1988)

Pretty Damn funny

[10/10 · 31 July 2004]

The first time I saw this movie, my mom rented it for me back in 1993. Up until recently I had forgotten about the movie completely. I spent 3 months searching every video store in the area and coming up with nothing, then my friend found a copy on half.com and I was in business. This movie is so funny, completely random. The songs, the wolfman impressions, the amazing robot from outer space. My favorite song from the movie is "big men, big women". I cannot count the numbers of quotes from this movie. It may not be a masterpiece, but it will make you laugh your head off. If you can't laugh at this movie, then you are a cold heartless moron. But you don't understand, when the moon is full...I become a WOLF!

Murder in the Heartland: The Search for Video X (2003 Video)

Not bad for a straight to video camcorder cheese fest

[5/10 · 6 June 2004]

I stumbled upon this movie by accident one night. I saw the cover of the box and it looked like a faces of death style video so I ended up renting it. What I got was a cheesy made on a camcorder crime spree movie....it resembles a nasty car wreck on the side of a road, yet it's strangely interesting to watch. I would've preferred a faces of death video but this was not so bad. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably wanna shoot yourself in the foot for renting such a piece of garbage, but it will hook you in like a crack rock and keep you watching. It's really not a terrible movie, but once you see Darla-Jean naked, you'll most likely just wanna turn it off.