sjensenstrad Reviews

From (2022– )

Lost, just like in Lost

[1/10 · 13 April 2024]

This TV show is a Lost repeat. A lot of stuff is going on trying to make things interesting.

You will sit and wait for questions to be answered, but they never will. You will feel lost and thinking, what is the point of this. But the truth is "THERE IS NO OTHER POINT THAN TO GET YOUR ATTENTION ONE EPISODE AFTER THE OTHER". They are not trying to deliver a well written story with a red silver lining.

You will end up dissatisfied wishing you never started watching this low writing TV show, I have seen Coco melon with better story telling and respect for the viewer.

Stop making more of these Lost clones. For the writers "figure out what the mystery is before you start writing".

The Equalizer 3 (2023)

A solid 7, but Denzel is so cool it had to be 8

[8/10 · 9 October 2023]

The Equalizer movies are just awesome. Denzel has a strong one dimensional character that despite overwhelming coolness and always 1 inch from violence manage to also have empathy and warm heart for the weak. Denzel is genius at this.

This third story was a bit confusing at the beginning, in Italy, why?

But from there it turns in to a warm and extremely cinematic movie, the violence is absolutely more sparse in this one. But for me it did not matter. I enjoyed the movie from beginning to the end as it was entertaining and thrilling.

If you would like more Denzel Washington I can recommend "Fallen" it is my all time favorite movie.

Warrior Nun (2020–2022)

Interesting story, decent acting S1 good S2 so so

[5/10 · 14 November 2022]

I enjoyed this show because of the story of heaven vs hell, science vs church, virtue vs greed and so on. The main character is interesting and well played. Some of the acting conversations are a bit "I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk" in a very unnatural way.

Season 1 was very enjoyable and end with a big cliffhanger.

Unfortunately, they could not keep up where they left, and the story starts very disappointing and season 2 is like in a nowhere land. Very disappointing!

I am a few episodes in season two, and I both bored and disappointed. I hope they come up with some good stuff soon!!!!!

Snowpiercer (2020–2025)

20 minutes is all you get from me

[1/10 · 26 May 2020]

I did not even realize there was a movie until I enter IMDB to give my review.

I had no expectations, but last night 20 minutes in I turned of the TV.

I was shocked of the stupid premise of this story. Who came up with the idea that the solution against cold is a speeding train that never stops???

And the the character and dialog made it even worse. There was nothing realistic nor authentic going on.

What a waste of netflix money. The quality just get lower and lower.

In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)

12monkeys and Terminator the Anti-Fa version

[5/10 · 28 September 2019]

Here we go again.

The writing and acting was quite ok. A little slow for my taste.

The message is pro 1984, te thought police has arrived!

Nightflyers (2018)

Utterly crap

[1/10 · 9 September 2019]

Almost done and IM glad

This show is utterly crap and it just gets worse and worse each episode.

The writing and the characters is so annoying

For a space operation there is NO ORDER, no leaders it is just a bunch of morons roaming around free

Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019 TV Special)

How dare he? THank god he does!

[10/10 · 2 September 2019]

THis is over the line disturbing at some time, but it is also PURE comedy gold!

Some people might get offended, but it is NOT dangerous!

Game of Thrones: The Long Night (2019) Season 8, Episode 3

The GREAT fight was crap

[1/10 · 7 May 2019]

Horrible lighting, sorry I mean, horrible darkness and snow. The idea most have been it is to expensive to make a real battle, so lets cover it in darkness and snow!!!!!!!

Horrible strategy they had, why let the horse riders ride out in darkness, STUPID!

The killing of the dark knigt... where did she fly from? I mean there was houndreds of deads around, she got superman powers now, flying?

8 years we have been waiting for Winther is coming, and that was the fight! SO long dark and handheld camera

Bodyguard: Episode #1.3 (2018) Season 1, Episode 3

Ok but.....

[5/10 · 4 November 2018]

Quite interesting but I cant stand the lag of realism about his friend who shot from the roof.

1. Budd does not report his "friends" identity for no obvious reason. (except stupid storyline) 2. They cant figure out the snipers identity? Really he is a veteran soldier with totally recognizable scars on head and body... should not take many hours to identify.

Come ON!

2036 Origin Unknown (2018)

This is a slow paced drama - but it is pretty good

[8/10 · 28 June 2018]

This is not a Sci-fi with space ship battles and alien encounters, this is a simple history driven drama.

At times the visual effects are dragged to long, ad they are not that good.

But overall the acting and history is good.

Tomb Raider (2018)

10 minutes in was all I needed

[1/10 · 11 June 2018]

I had to stop 10 minutes in.

Looked like a teenage movie and not a Tomb raider movie. The new Lara Croft character and the set up was boring and unengaging.

I put this movie on my "movies to see when I have retired and lost the will to live" list

Legion (2017–2019)

Artzy fartzy Pretentious and tiresome

[1/10 · 5 June 2018]

I watch one episode of utterly crap. artzy fartzy crap artzy fartzy crap artzy fartzy crap artzy fartzy crap artzy fartzy crap

Tig Notaro: Happy To Be Here (2018 TV Special)

Superficial

[5/10 · 28 May 2018]

It is not that funny.... there is no edge - this might be funny for people whom enjoys watching cute cats videos on youtube

Safe (2018)

bad hairstyling, lag of realism and mediocre script

[5/10 · 28 May 2018]

This TV show have ambitions but delivers a little. The main thing it delivers is ugly female actors with really bad hairstyles.... but I guess thats what you get in UK.

Just starting at episode 6 and so far it has been a very mediocre TV show and I doubd it will survive long. I only contionue watching because I have missed Dexter and he is the only interesting in this show. I hope he find a better job next time.

The Rain (2018–2020)

Two for the effort - Minus 8 for the Pain

[1/10 · 9 May 2018]

I gave it a try 2½ episodes but It is unbearable to watch.

The dialogue is so bad, like nails on a blackboard, you just want to scream STOP! The dialogue combined with the wooden acting, the horrible main characters. The sister and brother are just totally unrealistic characters. It is just a pain to watch.

90% of these good reviews are by danes who are used to this level of TV shows.

Den her TV serie er LORT!

Wildling (2018)

Half hour in and nothing has happened

[1/10 · 28 April 2018]

Im a half hour in this movie and nothing of any interest has heppened. I guess this is what it is boring. Boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring

The Walking Dead: Do Not Send Us Astray (2018) Season 8, Episode 13

USELESS WRITERS, I HOPE THE ZOMBIES GETS YOU

[1/10 · 9 April 2018]

The low of this TV show has got new depth of stupidity

A guy has fever and his room mate can't make the thought "maybe he is infected"

All the people sleep together.

Zoombies come in they dont hear a thing..... No guards no light sleepers.

IT has become a worse farce than " Fear the walking dead".... only stupidity drives the story forward, not intelligent story writing

The Sinner (2017–2021)

Well written and good acting

[9 November 2017]

This is a good combo excellent story writing, interesting characters and a history that evolves witin a perfect pace, little by little giving small pieces of the puzzle and perfectly glued together with outstanding acting.

To explain how well this TV show is. My wife normally don't get excited by TV show. But we started this TV show together a few nights ago. I was very tired, so after the first episode I fell a sleep.... the next morning my wife was extremely tired. I asked what time she sleeped? She said "I watched the hole TV show I could not stop, it was so exciting and 6 AM I finally knew who and why...." I just finalized first season and I liked it as much as my wife.

The Expanse (2015–2022)

In the future most people speaks Jaimaican

[6/10 · 19 September 2017]

I don't know why, but in this Sci-Fi TV show a lot of people, Beltars and bad guys speak Jaimaican, or try to. Funny enough all main characters does not speak this "dialect". Who came up with that stupid idea?

Beside that the show is pretty interesting, but also very predictable.

One thing though SPOILER ALERT In Season 2 episode 6 Miller goes into the alien infested area... and are not attacked. THough we seen many times the Protogen alien thing kill and destroy people and threats with ease.

Westworld (2016–2022)

I could not finish first episode

[1/10 · 3 May 2017]

Too bad, i fell asleep from boredom 30 minutes after the beginning of the 1st episode. the story line is absurd, the characters are worn-out clichés (the ugly bitch boss, the bad ass killer...), the acting is awful...

After about 80% of the first episode I decide to give a break to stupidity and stop waste my time for the cringe slow paced TV show. I know "you cant judge a TV show on first episode"... but listen... everything was so cliché and seen before.

Scenery and the environment are the only good things in this movie.

The show was so bad I just use a lot of sentence from other reviews!

Colony: Panopticon (2017) Season 2, Episode 4

I don't care about Charlie

[4/10 · 22 March 2017]

Yesterday I gave my overall opinion on the show based on season 1 and the first 3 episodes of season 2.

Today I watched episode 4 of season2, but it is actually a lie because I only watched about 50 percent.... I fast forward at any moment the TV show went in to family mode or "Charlie" is back mode which was more than 50% percent of the time.

I could not care less about the family, give me the Sci-fi!

Colony (2016–2018)

Had high hopes for season 2 but....

[5/10 · 21 March 2017]

Season 1 was a6 star show, plot could have let too something awesome, but the awesomeness got lost in human actions made so stupid and unbelievable decisions making you wish you had the writers with in shooting or choking distance.

The main problem with the show is 3 things.

1. long haired FBI agent.... that never speak or acts like an FBI agent. (Not that I know any.... but he looks more like a Pearl Jam fan who never got on with his life.

2. The annoying story line with "keeping the family together" the wife is driving me nuts with all her children issues.... Why on earth did the writers give this family 3 kids..... I wish they had none. If no children then the story might had moved in a totally different and EXCITING direction.

3. Still no aliens...................... the world is taken over by aliens.... but nothing Sci-fi about aliens.

Im on season 2, third episode so there might be hope... but i doubt

The Walking Dead: The Day Will Come When You Won't Be (2016) Season 7, Episode 1

The stupidity is walking

[1/10 · 25 October 2016]

Are you guys kidding me? If you want to subdue a team. Don't drive the leader around and having a chat with him, especially since you 1. just killed someone he cared about. 2. he just claimed he wanna kill you someday.

Just KILL Rick and his son and you have the rest of the pack under your skin.

This is story telling at its most stupid. As ignorant and unintelligent as only Hollywood TV show writing can be

The walking dead has been one of my favorite TV shows, except for this season and the farm house season (season 2 I think it was), it has been great

Kung Fu Elliot (2014)

I also want to make a home video for Netflix

[26 August 2016]

How this piece of garbage ended up on Netflix is one of the biggest mysteries in the known universe.

It is some kind of amateurish documentary/comedy. But it is not fun at any moment. I gave it like 10 minutes.... don't ask me why. I then forwarded a bit around and it is just same crap everywhere.

Checked on IMDb and none implicated in this "movie" has made anything else since 2014, I think that is a blessing. THough I hope they had fun making the movie.

Here is the missing lines I need to write to make this review public. 1-2-3 here comes the cat and jump in the bag

Cleverman (2016–2017)

20 minutes in and I can tell it is utterly crap

[1/10 · 18 June 2016]

I am only 20 minutes in and I think these 20 minutes of "tv show" I have seen is utterly crap.

Never seen a TV show from Australia before and now I know why

1. Just the accent is annoying to listen to 2. The filming looks so low budget 3. The cut between the scenes reminds me of really bad TV shows from the 80-90ies, you know the ones that run for decades. Try to keep a clip for more than 3 seconds before switching. 4. The dialog is horrible "for 5 minutes all I heard was "jera Jera" 5. I have no interest in any of the characters, and it has been switching so much between the scenes that I doubd there is a lead character in there somewhere.

Don't waste your time here!

5 minutes has past and now there is a fight scene. Awesome sound effects hahahaha