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Unhuman (2022)
One of the WORST movies ever
If you like movies that SUCK, this is the movie for you. It has terrible, TERRIBLE acting, a story that seems like it was written in 5 minutes (or less), and is nothing like the rest of movies made by Blumhouse. I can't believe this made it into production!
If you're thinking about watching this... don't. If you're thinking about renting this... don't. If you're thinking about buying it... unless your kid is in it... DON'T! Ugh 179 more characters needed for this review. Now 131. Why the need for long reviews in order to post? Only 74 characters left at this point and if you read this far, you'll see my review sucked. JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!
Atypical (2017)
Excellent Show
I don't know anyone with autism or the spectrum, but I do know a good show when I see one.
In order to get the most from this show, you need to be in touch with your feelings. If you watch shows while dinking around on your phone, you will miss great writing and acting.
I'm sad to see this get canceled after 4 seasons but if the show's writer does anything else, I will be watching it!
Knives Out (2019)
Wow, This Sucked
I couldn't watch more than 45 minutes of this movie. What was the point? I couldn't stand the fact that nothing happened. I'm not interested in watching a movie where non-funny actors talk about nothing.
Drunk Parents (2019)
Can't stand Hayek, movie was horrible
Worst movie I've ever seen. I had to press the skip button a few times, looking for the good part of the movie. I never found it.
Halloween (2018)
Stupidest characters ever!
Just shoot the guy like a hundred times in the face and kill him. It's so simple!! 😂😂
In Defense of Food (2015)
Watch "What the Health" Instead
Too many generalizations and not much science.
The doctor that found TMAO in beef (which causes cancer) said that he still eats meat. Hmm...
If you're already a plant-based eater, this documentary might make you frustrated.
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
Can I get my money back?
If you thought Dazed and Confused was great, you'll love this movie. Here's how Everybody Wants Some!! compares to that movie:
1) There is no point/plot
2) It's completely sexist and anti-feminist
3) All the jokes are about sex and not funny
4) The story line looks like it was written in about 5 minutes
The Secrets of Emily Blair (2016)
Another "eh" horror film
Besides the bad acting from a few of the actors, the movie was "eh." It started off like any normal horror flick with a few intense sequences and creepy camera angles. But after about 25 minutes, you just stop caring about the characters. They don't react the way a normal person in their situation would and it was kind of annoying.
You know those movies where you expect someone to react in a way and they do the complete opposite? That's kind of how this movie was; just OK.
The makeup team did a great job with the character Emily; she didn't look like the same person by the end of the film.
Overall, this movie could have been a lot better if they worked with the story a little more and had better direction given to the main actor and priest. Other than that, Emily's character was done well.