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Reviews
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
What?
I have a pet cat, called The Cat. I do not have a pet dragon. Therefore, i see no point in this film teaching me about a pet dragon. As far as I am concerned, no-one on my street has a pet dragon. This is mainly down to the cost. I suggest a more helpful film such as how to teach your dog to sit, or How to seduce women without offending them, or injuring them. Something that involves everyday life. I'm not from the middle ages and do not need advice on a dragon. Im George Gorton, not St. George. Besides from that, i felt that the relationship between the boy and the dragon was a symbolism for communism and had hints of homosexuality, something i found disturbing and would imagine my children would. Don't let this communist, faggot ridden film penetrate our minds. This is propaganda at the highest level.
Ten Minutes (2003)
mint
This film is really good, I like it, and you will too. Watch this film, just watched Shawshank the other day and this is better than that. Ten Minutes of perfection!!! I will admit that some of the acting is a little bit shaky at times, but this was down to the small budget and the nature of the film, which it was filmed in a very quick time frame to save money. It is one of the best short films I've seen and I watch a lot. I really felt the distress and emotion that the film was trying to portray, with the spiralling events that cause Andy to fall flat on his face. I understood the stress he was under, because one time I had to do an essay at school, but tried to do it all the day before. Hence, I failed.