How can you not enjoy this humorous dialogue between Sheriff Metzger and Jessica, acknowledging what we all know, Jessica finally had to travel outside of Maine and the United States, or the entire population of Cabot Cove would be dead.
Sheriff Mort Metzger: "Do me a favor, please, and tell me what goes on in this town. I've been here one year. This is my fifth murder.
What is this? The death capitol of Maine?
On a per capita basis, this place makes the South Bronx look like SunnyBrook Farm.
I mean, is that why Sheriff Tupper quit? He couldn't take it anymore? Somebody really should have warned me, Mrs. Fletcher.
Now, perfect strangers are coming to Cabot Cove to die."
Sheriff Mort Metzger: "Do me a favor, please, and tell me what goes on in this town. I've been here one year. This is my fifth murder.
What is this? The death capitol of Maine?
On a per capita basis, this place makes the South Bronx look like SunnyBrook Farm.
I mean, is that why Sheriff Tupper quit? He couldn't take it anymore? Somebody really should have warned me, Mrs. Fletcher.
Now, perfect strangers are coming to Cabot Cove to die."
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