guenevere1975 Reviews

Cujo (1983)

My expectations were higher

[5/10 · 6 March 2022]

First, I thought it was a quite boring film, mum and kid stuck in the car (yawning all the way) Second, the film was not scary at all (and I'm easily scared) Third, this film confirm my conviction of not having kids (I couldn't stand the kid yelling) Fourth, why on earth Rachel (from friends) was so afraid with this film. I blame her for (finally) watching it and losing ninety minutes of my time that I'll never get back and seemed like eternity!

In conclusion I had heard so much for this film that my expectations were really high, hence the disappointment. Overall, it was not bad, but just that.

Llamageddon (2015)

So bad that it's good!

[10/10 · 26 November 2020]

What can I say? Script? Awful! Acting? Awful! Music? Awful! Special effects? Awful! The awfulness is what makes this movie brilliantly done, it is a disguised comedy hiding behind the pretense of horror to entertain us even more!!!

Zombie Tidal Wave (2019)

Here's 90 minutes and 2 quid I've wasted!

[1/10 · 29 July 2020]

I love zombie movies and I loved the Sharknado film series as they were so goofy and crazy that they end up being real fun to watch. In this rationale I thought that this movie would be similar. How wrong was I? Awful scenario and not even funny. Awful performances but without the laugh it was just impossible to watch. Awful everything. I rented the movie through prime video and I had 48 hours to watch. I watched it in 4 intervals as I could not watch it all at once, whoever could, I consider heroic or patient like Job! I usually enjoy SyFy movies without having high expectations but this one was the worse of the worst, the king of the Golden Raspberry Awards with the 10 in 10 wins in all categories!!! Time is money, and I'm way poorer at the moment! Keep away to keep your sanity, your good taste and your financial resources intact!!!

Dead Don't Die in Dallas (2019)

So funny!

[1/10 · 19 June 2020]

Awful acting, awful effects, awful scenario, in a reverse world this would be a masterpiece!!!

Planet Terror (2007)

Painful to watch

[1/10 · 4 June 2018]

This film seems like a B-movie or below. Acting bad, humor minimal, action predictable. It took me 4 hours to watch it at home and the whole time I was wondering how could Bruce Willis agree to play on this... Totally overestimated.