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Killer Bean Forever (2008)
Coffee time!
Being in the coffee industry I LOVED that movie.
It is original, funny and the dialogue (to the opposite of one reviewer) are funny and full of humour. Most jokes will not be caught by children, it is more an adult entertaining flick.
I enjoyed it and hope the author makes other ones. I have seen the 2 shorts but this one is great.
Yes it is NOT Dreamworks or Pixar but it is good, and at least not biased by the marketing plots of the 2 mentioned. Nope, you cannot get a doll or collectors cards of this movie, it is made to enjoy, not to sell crap to people.
Jeff Lew, I like you a lot! Continue your good work and shrew the commercial crap! Except if they give you money to create a bigger movie :-D (Then accept their cash and shrew them up!)
La casa 3 (1988)
Walmart actors
This should be in a bargain bin. I have rarely seen such idiotic characters. If they would not have died I would kill them myself for such bad acting, makes you want to punch them and kill them yourself. Especially the 3 girls, actually forget this, all characters are acting like dumb idiots with no brains and no nerves.
Besides the cast that keep screaming at everything, they don't react. None of the actors in this movie seems real. NO ONE would react like these pathetic zombies, and if they do; they deserve to die!
The movie plot is good and with good acting and directing this could be a very strong movie. The directing and acting makes this version so lame that it should be burned.
I love B movies cause there is something in them you don't get in the Hollywood big flicks; soul. This movie however has no soul, no body, not much besides the amazing story idea. I wish someone would pick it up and make a real movie with real actors. (Is is so bad that you need to really want to see the end to endure the acting, again, it is soooooooooooo bad I couldn't believe it.)
A movie to watch, painfully, just to get the story behind it, good story, destructive acting and directing.
BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011)
What a waste of time!
First of all, we are VERY FAR from Bloodrayne, this is more a personal fantasy movie created for the author and no one else...well maybe teenagers in search of cheap, sleazy sex scene.
A lot of the movie is spent showing you the actress body's and people abusing it many ways. This could actually be a soft-porn movie more than a horror flick. The only horror I saw is 2 people stuck on a train in route to Berlin to be killed publicly in front of Hitler; but they have time to f..k on the train! Of course, I don't want to die without f...ing a last time! (This is the trend since the 90's, put useless sex in any movie or situation so that teenagers (and perverts) can masturbate and rate your movie well, nothing to do with talents!)
Anyway, if you like Bloodrayne; stick to the first and only real movie. The 2 other ones are really dumb and boring. Except if you want to jack off on cheap flicks.
Time waster and surely an income deduction, nothing cinematographic about this "thing".
Sinister Squad (2016)
What did I just watch?
I would give 0 but it deserves a 3 at least for the originality of the story.
That is it though. The acting, the directing, the filming, the music, all in this movie is bad. I wonder how can people really get things like this out on the market...although if we think Microsoft....
It is confusing from the beginning to the end. You get shoved in all kinds of directions, the plot is scattered around different explanations of different characters, if you pay attention, or try to, you might understand the plot behind all the chaos.
The director should go back to school or attend one. I know 15 yold that directs their non-actors better than this. He has put some humour on the movie, like if it needed any, it is funny as it is.
This should be classified in Comedy/fantasy, but even then, it would not deserve the plastic they wasted to film this...I hope it was all digital, at least the planet will not suffer from such a terrible flick!
Deadpool (2016)
I simply LOVED it!
Wow! This movie really blew me up! I was not expecting this at all. Having a life and not being a nerd I had no clue about this character. I love him! Finally someone that is not a product of the Hollywood crappy world of Illuminati.
This "anti-hero" is exactly what I would be if in a similar situation. I might actually be even more crazy. This guy is simply not accepting the weak-ways of the Batman, Superman and all the "man" series that follow the laws so that the criminal can still get out and make more lawyers work. (Hey, even losers need money, the fact they use a dishonest job to get it is only part of the horror but then again, they are stupid humans!)
Deadpool, to me, is the REAL hero of Earth. When he gets a criminal, that criminal will not do evil again. With Batman and Superman he would be back out on the streets within 2 weeks, they use the "law", you know that thing for some losers to make a salary...
There is plenty of action, laugh (in my case at least), and yes, violence. If you don't want violence watch the smurfs or Tinkerbell. The comments from Deadpool made me laugh the whole movie, I like his disrespect of the "caped boy scouts" which I agree with. (I loved the "vulverine" ones, it took me 5 minutes to stop laughing, it is so true! Big knives instead of fingers but cannot even scratch a villain! Wimp! Freddy Krueger was scarier and more efficient than Vulverine.)
To the people that did not like the movie I can say; stick with your Twilight crap! For the real movie amateurs this is a must, it will show you that you can be a bitch and a hero!
God of Thunder (2015)
Intriguingly good
I was very surprised and intrigued by this movie. It starts fast and you have to try to catch up and understand what is happening. It is very intriguing and like others said, the acting is quite good for a bunch of unknown actors.
The movie takes you through many different stages and it is keeping the pace most of the times. One movie without too much of "let's- make-out-while-we-are-chased-by-death" scene that Hollywood seem to like so much; they have to keep their moronic audiences awaken!
Give some money to the producer, give him access to excellent CGI and that movie would beat any holly-flick on the shelves.
It is too bad that it might go under the carpet because of those big names movies that are such a waste of time for real movie amateurs.
This movie is Sci-Fi for real. I loved it and I wish their was a follow-up...the premises are all there...
I you like fiction, fantasy and good stories, watch this one, you will not regret it. If you are a Hollywood freak, just go watch the purge or some other Illuminati's flicks and just die watching them.
Bounty Killer (2013)
Surprisingly fun
I gave a 7 because to me this movie was very funny and I really enjoyed the story behind it.
The acting was not too bad, at least most of it was believable and the unknown actors were great. Barak Hardley was really funny and brings a left-brains' side to the story.
The mix of personalities is really well made and inter-mingling is great. I am really surprised by this film, it has a lot of potential. Of course the old geezers from the Mel Gibson generation (should be in old houses by now!) will complain that it has a Mad Max feeling in the movie, OF COURSE, it is post-apocalyptic! What do you expect? Hollywood hoes with their bling-bling-raper-boyfriends? Nope, it is the right feel for the right situation.
To me the best part of this film is the story: bounty killers hunting the white collars bastards that (still as we speak) ruled this world. It is such a liberation of the mind to see evil people getting eliminated by the dozens, too bad there was not enough of them to my taste but still it was bliss!
Christian Pitre looks so hot in the Mary Death costume it's nice for the eyes :-) Matthew Marsden is quite good too in this flick, he is the cool guy that keeps things straight...well almost.
This is a movie to see if you like action, comedy and violence this is for you, it will totally entertain you. If you are on the soft side, avoid this movie, it is not for you at all, stick to the smurfs!
Atlantic Rim (2013)
School project?
Is this movie a school project? Well they don't deserve a high grade, I know of 7 year old that make better flicks than this whole movie.
Acting is non-existent. Dialogues are dumb. CGI is terrible, you can do better with a free online 3D graphic software. Sometimes you can even "see" that what they are showing you is overlay on top of another image. Youtube lamers do better jobs than this. There is no logic in the way the movie goes. Some scenes are even inverted; certain scenes comes before the actual action happened. If military would be like these people we would all be Germans right now.
So many things in this movie make no sense that I cannot even start listing them, it would take too many pages.
This is a big waste of time.
Dagon (2001)
Good story, bad acting
The story behind the movie is good. It could actually be a great movie that stands time, but instead of this it looks like a movie acted by high school kids. I don't know if the actors in this movie have ever acted before but they are really bad.
The main character is such an idiot I even compared it to someone we know. It was even more funny. But this movie should not be funny that is the whole point. The bad acting made us wonder if it was another of those horror-comedy film that are numerous at the moment.
Anyway, the story is good and it is worth watching. My warning is: don't let the main character stress you, he is a bad actor, just don't listen to him too much, you won't miss the main plot anyway, he is the main character but acts like a comic relief...a kind of Robin, and the girl is more like Batman but they gave her a second role. I guess she was eclipsing the main guy too much!
Never Die Twice (2001)
Why is this?
This sounds like a very interesting movie, why hasn't it been published yet? Corporates didn't like the female leaders? They didn't DO IT for them? And then you see movies like Apollo 17, Contagion, and many hundreds of others that should have gone directly to the garbage being published and presented...what a ludicrous industry! How far must the authors and actors go for the corporates to let them publish their movie? We're not all low-life human-like forms like they are, we are REAL humans born of flesh.
Anyway, another good movie rejected by the morons that manage the industry, no wonder there are so much crap out there, the crap is in the house!!
Doomsday Prophecy (2011)
Very interesting
Surprisingly interesting. Subject is very actual and overused in many movies but this one brings a different twist to the "end-of-the-world" franchise.
This is not like the Hollywood product-placement films, it actually has content, action, some real pieces of spirituality inserted here and there discreetly, otherwise the fanatics would raise their bible! A great movie. To the opposite of some reviewers, I'm not into the already chewed up flicks from Hollywood and such so my review is not based on how much sex, drugs, loud music, barely hidden publicity, and how many corporates names are inserted in the movie, it's about the IMAGINATION (unknown to the Hollywood crowd!) Don't be biased by the Hollywood lover, this is a very good movie and deserves more than it has.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Amazingly touching and wonderful
This movie touched me in ways people cannot imagine. It is well played, very good distribution, good angles, etc.
It is the most emotional movie, without going into the usual womanizing crap, I've seen since many many years. The side that will hit you is the emotional side of it. I would never have thought I'd have so much feeling for a supposed to be "robot".
Once again I've found myself hating human beings for their lack of compassion and their overbearing sense of superiority. This aspect is well demonstrated and you can see and feel what a non-human-adult can feel.
I have to admit that I've been traumatized (not in a bad way) and I cried like a baby. Maybe I'm too emotional but you'd be surprised at what makes me emotional, death doesn't! This did!!
Star Trek (2009)
Amazingly surprising
I have to admit I started with a bad feeling only because they were touching MY youth, and no one touches my youth without paying the price.
Well, I am happily surprised! They've succeeded in keeping me all the way riveted to the screen and even sharing the feelings of the actors. This group with the director has done an amazing work. It IS believable. I even had some tears of joy from the relationships of the characters, they've kept it original and true.
Thank you for respecting the Star Trek fans. Of course you'll always have the whiners and the geeks complaining about some stuff that only them notice.
A very humble salute to J.J. Abrams and my deepest thanks.
Race to Witch Mountain (2009)
Yet another good one
Another remake that could have gone wild but is actually quite good.
It is not the old version I have but this one is new, fresh and action packed! I couldn't believe the action. If this new version would have been shown in the 70's, it would not have gone through.
I really enjoyed this new version and the acting is good, not excellent but good. I find that they've made it quite real and close to the reality of "other beings on Earth" and what military would try to do to them...very accurate.
Very good movie for all the family, except if you keep your kids in the basement or under your dress!