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My Dinner with Andre (1981)
Requires a specific setting in your mind
This movie is clearly not for everyone, but more specifically, it is not for everyone ALL the time. My Dinner With Andre requires the viewer to put themselves into a very specific space (mentally) before watching. The movie insists on you having an open mind. You should be alone when you watch it. If your are, in any way, influenced by the thoughts of other people while you are watching it, then you, most likely, will have a negative experience. It is not too be criticized, positively or negatively, during its viewing. That will take you away from the place that you need to be. It's a thinker. Plain and simple. If you can do this, then you will enjoy it.
Arcadian (2024)
It was not amazing but better than most reviews
The story has a whole lot of holes but it was still pretty entertaining. One of Nicholas Cages better films of the past 15 years. The "monsters" are scary, even though they are kinda ridiculous. The writing was good which is key as most movies lately have terrible writing. The effects were decent. Nicholas Cages role was fairly insignificant in most of the movie. That was neither good nor bad. I'm a pretty harsh critic of movies that have come out in the last 3 years and I would put this in the good pile. It's not gonna change your life but it was a good way to pass a couple hours. Not a waste.
Cocktails with Nick and Lana (2024)
Real review of pretty bad movie
So imagine that you and your neighbors are in an acting class... for fun, and you all decide to make a movie... for fun. That's what this seemed like to me. The acting is pretty bad. All of it. I don't think they're was one good actor in the entire movie. Which is usually the fault of the director. A good director can get a decent performance out of a halfway decent actor. It is possible that these actors are just terrible though. I kept waiting for it to get interesting but it never did. It was just a disappointment. Good movies are few and far between these days. This ain't one of em. Find something else.
Hypnotic (2023)
Wow! So bad
It is unusual that a movie this bad is made. I would say that it is more difficult to make a movie this bad then to make one that is decent. The acting is bad, the writing is bad, the direction is bad, it's all bad. Go ahead and judge for yourself. You'll be mad that your wasted the money. I would think that Ben Affleck has an agent that knows better than to accept projects this awful. I guess not. You will actually find yourself laughing during some of the scenes that are supposed to be serious. I guess we shouldn't be surprised though. This is just another movie to throw in the post covid scrap pile.
Ghost Town: An American Terror (2023)
High school play acting
I guess that most of the big actors stopped taking small roles. Just a few years ago, there were decent movies released almost weekly. That time has passed. I don't know how a studio can feel comfortable releasing something so bad. I literally felt like I was watching a high school play. It was terrible. The acting and writing were both awful. The bar owner was laughable. The ladies of the night were worse. As I've said before, judge for yourself. Watch it and tell me I'm wrong. Movies just aren't the same. There is a clear line drawn at the time of the pandemic. The producers of this movie have no business charging people to watch it.
Moonfall (2022)
Watch it
Moonfall reminded me that movies can be pretty bad and yet still be watchable. I watched it and I enjoyed it. Nothing wrong with that. The acting was decent and the story was predictable. But I assumed that both of those would be the case before I started it. You don't have to go into every movie hoping that it will win an Oscar (and this definitely won't). You watch too be entertained for a couple hours (and I was).
Dangerous (2021)
Sad that the name Eastwood has turned to this
This movie is so bad. If any review says different, then they are WRONG OR LYING. It's terrible. All of it... The writing, the acting, the musical score, the direction... All terrible. But don't take mY word for it. Spend the money and judge for yourself. I'll say, "I told ya so" in advance.