jonallen-00131 Reviews

The Matrix (1999)

24 years ago today one of the greatest ever films was released

[10/10 · 1 April 2023]

I've just seen the review before me give this a 1 out of 10... whoever you are....you are an idiot....this is one of the greatest films of its generation.... Forget the rest of the films in the trilogy and beyond because they are terrible.... But the matrix 1 in my eyes is one of the greatest films ever made...I'd put it in my top 10 films without doubt. Storyline brilliant... special effects for it's time groundbreaking... even tho keanu reeves is a bit wooden his performance in this film is brilliant... this is a 10 out of 10 film made in the 90s.. dare I say it nearly 30 years ago!!! I've recorded it tonight I've not seen it for around 10 years... can't wait to enjoy it all over again.

Stranger Things (2016–2025)

If I could I'd give it Eleven!

[10/10 · 31 May 2022]

What a series it's has been and I will be sad to see it come to an end... Netflix will struggle to top it!!!

Not enough feel good/horror series out there!

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Them chase scenes...wow

[2/10 · 29 May 2022]

7 year old girl out runs a Jedi master and numerous other bad guys...the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen in Star Wars... main bad girl is more annoying then jar jar binks can't act to save her life... disney you should be ashamed.

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Up there with the best super hero movies

[10/10 · 18 December 2021]

We went as a family to watch this and we all loved it...even the mrs who isn't a massive marvel fan loved it. It really is full of nostalgia which is probably why I enjoyed it so much. Storyline is also decent and is action packed...well worth the money with family at cinema 10/10 for me.

Rick and Morty (2013– )

Pickle Rick!!!!!!

[10/10 · 24 June 2021]

Hands down the best adult cartoon program there is.

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

Oh dear oh dear....

[1/10 · 23 June 2021]

How the hell do people get paid to make garbage like this.....the dead don't die but part of your brain will after watching this....there's some bad zombie movies out there but the waste of talent on this one puts it at number1 for possible worst ever...such a shame.

People Just Do Nothing (2014–2018)

Bang lyrical blow to the jaw!!!!!

[10/10 · 18 June 2021]

Put this on one night with looking for a new series to watch and was instantly hooked....funny from the start but once you get to know the characters it gets hilarious, if you like this country and the office this should be right up your street, British comedy at its best.

Awake (III) (2021)

There is a cure

[1/10 · 12 June 2021]

At least we now know if there is an event that makes the whole world stay awake there is a cure......make them watch this film...guaranteed to make anyone with half a brain fall to sleep.