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The Green Knight (2021)
Artsy Fartsy
Look, I am sure there are lots of deep meanings and subtexts to this film, but I just don't care.
Long winded landscape scenes and extended close ups of faces don't get my rocks off.
Boring.
Infinite (2021)
RE:In-car-nation
Take eastern philosophy and west-wash it with celebrity ego and you have something like this.
Take fast and the furious and mix it with a bad matrix clone and you have something like this.
Mark Wahlberg plays Mark Wahlberg and joins a bunch of dumb no name actors trying to save the world.
He should of just joined the bad guy and helped him, he was a better actor and had incredible genius inventions. Clearly he also wanted the best outcome for this new cinematic universe they live in.
Really Dumb.
Conductor (2021)
Why not go to the UFC?
There are plenty of places she could of gone to get her rocks off, but she just chooses silly things that make no sense.
So many avenues for her, child birth, cage fights, bull riding.
That's why it is a very dumb movie, with unconvincing motivations.
Follow Me (2020)
Predictable yet satisfying
The film is meant to build suspense with a few twists that any fan of the genre would see coming.
Some people compared the film to Hostel, there are similarities, but it is more like a Hostel antithesis, which has a place in the genre.
Druk (2020)
An Extended Advertisement for Alcohol
Years from now, in a better future where people don't need alcohol. This movie will be studied and known for what it really is; an extended advertisement for alcohol.
Measure for Measure (2019)
All he had to do was embrace her faith
Sorry but Islam is not Romeo and Juliet, all the boy would have to do is become Muslim and there would be no problems.
If he really loved her he would, so what absolute secularist propaganda garbage.