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Mean Girls (2024)
Why?
How do u take a classic movie and truly F it up?
1. Make it a musical
2. Destroy the story line
What is it about Hollywood these days? Who has a room full of yes idiots who thought this was a good idea?
Can someone please fire this untalented obvious nepotism hack?
The only great thing this movie has are Tina Fey, madmen hottie, and a teenage queen bee who isn't starving skinny and actually eats.
The rest -- after fast forwarding through the 4th song and being so very non-curious on how it finishes, I fast forwarded through the rest of the movie so it would leave my queue.
Don't waste the 20 minutes I did to get this far.
Just more proof you should NEVER remake a movie. EVER
IDIOTS.
Beacon 23 (2023)
Its just sooo dull
I love Sci Fi
I love Lena
I even paid for exactly 1 month of MGM
My favorite episode - the one about the former Beacon watcher - the old lady - with the back story that is clearly much more interestingl than the show.
Investigation in the middle of nowhere they still find ways to shoot, hate, worship power and fame
Whoever wrote this show really sucks
What do they fill in the rest with - casual lesbian sex and innuendo
I wish I could find more to say but I think it's just so very forgettable and such a let down - how,any lame episodes do you have to sit through until there's a oo8 t?
I have no answer - I just couldn't do it
Rating a 4 for the hot guy and Lena
Everything else - can you give a zero?
Moonfall (2022)
Why
There's so many cool things that could have been done, with this budget, these actors, the entire crew ... yet, they had to Hollywood it up and edit it down and stupify this movie for the masses. I watched the trailer and knew it sucked, but its raining, I'm bored and I thought why not. Thanks for proving why not.
Wouldn't it be amazing if every story line in Hollywood wasn't about people or things hating and killing each other and they took it up a notch? When you worship money and notoriety I'm guessing you don't even know what that notch is.
I want my 2 hours of my life back. HBO must have been soooooo disappointed - I bet they bought these rights before they saw it. Lol.
Dracula 3D (2012)
I laughed out loud ... for real
A 2013 in a 1960s style horror film ... one of the funniest scenes is in the tavern when Dracula massacres everyone.
I don't think this,film is trying to be funny - which makes it even funnier
I really laughed out loud for realsies and can't recall how l9ngmits been since tv made me do that.
The Fallout (2021)
Captures it all
I think if you don't get this movie - you've never been to multiple high school funerals.
I have
The feeling is spot on
The acting is spot on
Fear.
Shame of your fear
Acting out in your fear
And the message
Its hard to relate - it was hard to understand what it feels like when a parent dies, until one does
This is that and so much more
Its impossible to understand why gun laws aren't more strict and why children aren't safe in schools
Until your personally affected.
Invasion (2021)
Why is it sooooo boring?
I really hope this is one of those shows that all the sudden has a catalyst of some sort. I think putting it out in weekly series is a mistake - because I don't want to keep watching.
I don't love the characters, I want to, but I don't like any of them
The soldier is an action hero who shots and kills everyone with one bullet - unrealistic and unbelievable. He's obsessed with pointing a gun in everyone's face and doesn't even bother to know a few words in their language. No wonder his wife hates him.
The mother should have ditched the father in driveway - or the gas station - or the hotel - or at the car in the woods. Come on ...
The love lorn Jasa chick is super sad but seems to be moving towards something - but will anyone be interested to find out enough and how long will it take?
The English kid seems to have a futuristic view and a strong will, but the constant haranguing of the bully is an old used storyline that's quite frankly hard to watch.
Some shows take several episodes to all the sudden become interesting... I hope this is one of them.
I love Sci Fi and the premise ... I just can't help but wander, why these stories? What could possibly be interesting about them?
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Why?
We all - every single reviewer here and every single person who went out of there way to watch this movie had such high expectations. You really let us down. Its a wonderful period piece that was touted as Tony's relationship with Dicky, but what this really is, is 6-10 episodes squeezed into 2:30. We miss all the arch's, we miss all the story lines as they are just smashed together for an end result. In this day and age - why couldn't you just make another season of the Sopranos and just call it everyone's backstory? Its not against the rules ... they have taken what seems to be a huge budget, all the time to get a period piece correct and bunch of well cast actors and instead of telling us 1 story, decided to tell us many. I don't know about you, but I was online looking up character names trying to figure out who was who 3x by 15 minutes in. What a confusing clustercrap.
Superman & Lois (2021)
Cringe - 2:33
**Cringe** I'm at 2:33 seconds in when Clark first meets Lois and maybe my tv is "too realistic" but OMG - I thought I was watching The Walking Dead on the close up of Lois's face.
Why did they choose the mist bulimic, worst skin and eery eyes chick they could find? Seriously.
Reminiscence (2021)
Its a "Made For TV Movie"
Beyond a futuristic backdrop of a flooded world, its the normal "film noir" with the regular "fight scene" and the "uncovering of information" and journey (this time into memory) you see in every canned uninteresting made for TV movie. I started playing solitaire and forgot I was watching it half way thru.
Jumper (2008)
The only good thing
The only good thing about this film is the young Anakin proved how he got a Star Wars role - because you have to be one hell of an actor to make this movie work. Mainly the lead actress is just so bad, it reminds you someone is doing a great job and she is butchering her role. The idea is great, the budget looks adequate ... its just an overall fail - perhaps editing, definitely the lead actress and the screen play is weak, super duper weak - why is it the kid calls out for his mom whilst he is hiding in a room with his enemies. Why does it take hi, so long to react in any scene - is this stoner jumper? If it was, it would explain soooo much.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
This show sucks
I made it 1/2 way thru episode 3 ... most likely a record.
Why aren't they dead? From breathing in tire smoke, from the dead they clearly can't defend themselves against? From adolescent angst and overthinking.
I really dislike the characters
The whole point to TWD is that the zombie future is Darwinian. Only the strong survive - these kids aren't strong
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
This show sucks
I made it 1/2 way thru episode 3 ... most likely a record.
Why aren't they dead? From breathing in tire smoke, from the dead they clearly can't defend themselves against? From adolescent angst and overthinking.
I really dislike the characters
The whole point to TWD is that the zombie future is Darwinian. Only the strong survive - these kids aren't strong
The Walking Dead (2010)
Love this show ... although
Love this show ... although I wonder ...
Why didn't they cut the arms off and remove the teeth of Walkers and attach them to the fence around the prison (or any housing), they would effectively calm any other walkers who came close?
Why doesn't anyone who leaves the gate of any place, not have Walkers with them chained up without arms or teeth.
If Michone could walk without any conflict with these chained things, why wasn't it used all the time?
Soooo many issues could have been solved with what Michone taught us
How come no one ever closes a car door? Why aren't there walkers inside EVERY vehicle, EVERY time?
Breaking Bad (2008)
I've got issues with this show
I put off watching Breaking Bad for years. I could tell the writing is fantastic due to the huge following, but the subject matter of glorifying Meth was always a huge turn off. 9 months into Covid and I finally started watching. Mr White is a highly unlikeable study of everything that is ego and testosterone driven. He was right to admit at the end that he did it all for himself. He liked it. Always saying it was for his family was a complete lie. He didn't care that he exposed his family to a world where they could be harmed.
Jesse's also a great character study of that kid in the drug trade.
Well acted by both
The subject matter: Meth and its glorification - not once do they explain HOW meth becomes addictive nor do they display the actual actions of a Tweaker, which Jesse is, and he is functioning WAY too well and just doing Meth recreationally on occasion- this isn't your coke habit that only some are addicted to, this is Meth and the addiction level and need to be a daily tweaker is not addressed at all.
The chemical reaction that happens in your brain draws out the feel good chemical and the brain never sucks it back up. You can never feel as good as you did the first time you did Meth. And now the brain is craving the feeling constantly and every time you do it, it leaves less of the happy chemical. NEVER ADDRESSED IN ALL THISE EPISODES, NOT EVEN HINTED AT
Also Jesse has his teeth, is not full of scratches all over his body and is not strung out ... so you know this is a myth,
There is the story line of going to a AA type group - where we hear very little about Meth.
There is a point where Kristen teaches us how to properly do heroin - there's info that it was unnecessary to teach millions of viewers.
And then you taught the general public your Meth us the best Meth, the Blue Meth, designer drugs must be less harmful, not that they address how it harms at all and the blue is less addicting.
Beyond entertaining America with your fantastic writing, you did us no favors, because you didn't even include in small little bits of information why doing these drugs is bad, how it destroys families and the lives of everyone around them is affected.you glorified Meth. You must be so proud of yourselves!
Flack (2019)
Is it just me?
Its like a high school play .... there is zero connection and the acting seems really bad, its just a hot mess ... I can't connect at all to the characters and Anna should be fabulous, but she's just not. I just don't care about her issues and don't find her interesting ... at all. .... I just don't believe she is this character
Warehouse 13 (2009)
Wish I could rate higher
I love SciFi. I love the idea of Warehouse13 - what I can't stand is Joanne (Myka). I'm a kinesiologist - and this is the first actress I have seen carrying a lead role with HORRIBLE posture and a terrible Forward Head Syndrome (her head is always wagging in front of her body). This causes balance issues, dizziness, headaches and a very disturbing thing to look at from the side. Thank god she has long hair or her head would be so distended and in front of the rest of her body every shot would look hilarious. Additionally - what is up with the dumbfounded fly catching Idiotic constant look? Does she have a severe sinus issue? Her mouth is always hanging open and The look on her face is nit serious, or smart, or considerate ... it's just dumbfounded ... so annoying. At the end of season 2 Myka leaves the show and I was soooooooo happy ... for approx 1/4 of an episode.
Eddie is the bomb and childlike and fun and funny
Artie is way too hairy - also another odd casting choice, but not annoying like Myka
I wish it wasn't so repulsive watching one of the few Sci Fi shows I haven't seen yet ...
Crazy Delicious (2020)
Great Idea - but ....
This is the first food show that I have EVER
1. Listened to judges smack their food while eating
2. Watch Judges talk with their mouths full
3. Watch Judges chew with their mouths open
If you have Misophonia do not watch this show!
And The "GODS" contestant reference is ... odd. I'm no chef, and I've watched a couple episodes and heard the contestants refer to who these supposed Gods as chefs they want to impress ... I'm just not so sure people who can't eat with their mouths closed on tv, are also gods
What's up with the redhead hostess. She says she's from Tennessee and she is working a Brits accent ... explain please
Greener Grass (2019)
Conform
Conform and make sure your super duper nice all the time. It's the Millenials mantra gone mad. Golf cart living, gated community, non-attention seekers. It's kinda hilarious what extreme will be taken just by offering and excepting.
Forever (2018)
What a fresh and interesting idea!
So fresh and interesting - I've watched the entire series a couple times! I definitely would recommend this show to anyone with a true sense of humor, who doesn't love rule following and loves real enjoyment
Avenue 5 (2020)
One star for Hugh
If this is a comedy - I'm not laughing ... if this is Sci Fi (my favorite genre) it has 0 tenacity.
It's a bunch if buffoons doing nothing interesting or funny.
I actually awaited this shows arrival ... what a disappointment
Next in Fashion (2020)
It's about time we see a new Fashion Show!
Give me fashion .... any fashion ... Yes!
What I didn't really appreciate it the hostess Alexa - why is she so ill fitted, I'll fashioned, dowdy and drab? If their afraid of giving the designers any ideas ... then she is appropriately dressed. Ugh. The hair, the clothes. Why?
9-1-1: Lone Star (2020)
Wow does this show suck
I am sure we all love 9-1-1 the original too bother to watch this show. The original show has moments where the viewer is drawn in and there are adrenaline rushes of excitement, sadness, true empathetic moments. I can't believe the moments of empathy I just watched was about Rob Lowe's hair. If anything - like in CSI or like spin off - at least give us those moments where we feel like the original. Or - and I know this sounds nutz - actually involve us in a 9-1-1 first responder accident that we can empathize with. Once again - the last episode I saw Season 1 epiosodr 2 the only possible excitement was focused on Rob Lowe's hair .... this show really really sucks.
9-1-1 (2018)
Never Fails to Deliver .... adrenaline rush every episode
I love the writing in this show - every single episode brings an exhilaration and emotional build ups that are crazy great.
The Resident (2018)
Corruption egotist, medical over billing, coverups ... it's got it all
It definitely took a couple episodes in Season 1 to warm up. This show inspires me to have a DNR.
Episodes (2011)
Just never gets old
I have watched the entire series thru several times and it just never gets old! The uncomfortable Brits with the vain and self absorbed actors are incredible. Matt LeBlanc has never won me over in anyt other series - but he's a champion here! This is perhaps the wittiest sitcom I have ever watched ... like I said - it just never gets old