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The Mummy Returns (2001)
Seen the Mummy? Then you've seen this!
This movie offers absolutely nothing new. The special effects were ground-breaking in the original but here we just get more (and more) of the same. This could perhaps be forgiven if there was a strong storyline but unfortunately you get the impression that the story was just an afterthought bolted on to the special effects!
Carry on Columbus (1992)
An embarrassment to British Cinema
I think the best way of describing this film would be to start by saying that I am an avid cinema attendee and like to visit at least once a week and have done so for getting on for over ten years, and without doubt this is STILL the worst film that I have ever had the misfortune to endure. It's one of those films were you want to leave but don't because you're sure that it must get better.... and then it ends!
The story is so thin and uninspiring that you wonder why the film company decided to bring this great long running series out of retirement after all these years merely to kill it stone dead. In summary awful doesn't do it justice.