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Carry on Columbus (1992)

Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a ... See full summary »

Director:

Gerald Thomas

Writers:

John Antrobus (additional material), Dave Freeman
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jim Dale ... Christopher Columbus
Bernard Cribbins ... Mordecai Mendoza
Maureen Lipman ... Countess Esmeralda
Peter Richardson Peter Richardson ... Bart Columbus
Alexei Sayle ... Achmed
Rik Mayall ... The Sultan
Charles Fleischer ... Pontiac
Larry Miller ... The Chief
Nigel Planer ... The Wazir
Leslie Phillips ... King Ferdinand
June Whitfield ... Queen Isabella of Castille
Julian Clary ... Don Juan Diego
Sara Crowe ... Fatima
Holly Aird ... Maria
Keith Allen ... Pepi the Poisoner
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Storyline

Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip. Written by Rhino <rhino@blueyonder.co.uk>

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Up your anchor for a well crewed voyage


Certificate:

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Details

Official Sites:

Carry On Line

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

20 November 1992 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Com Jeito Vai... Colombo See more »

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Budget:

£2,250,000 (estimated)
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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

This was Jon Pertwee's final film before his death on May 20, 1996 at the age of 76. See more »

Quotes

Christopher Columbus: [a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?
Mordecai Mendoza: Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage.
[Columbus takes a bite]
Mordecai Mendoza: What does it taste like?
Christopher Columbus: Horse shit.
Mordecai Mendoza: Is it cooked?
Christopher Columbus: If it is they should shoot the cook.
[the slave lights the Chief's cigar]
Christopher Columbus: Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.
Mordecai Mendoza: So try it cooked.
[...]
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Connections

Follows Carry on Abroad (1972) See more »

Soundtracks

CARRY ON COLUMBUS
Written and Produced by Malcolm McLaren and Leigh Gorman (as Lee Gorman)
Performed by Jayne Collins and Debbie Holmes
Published by Chrysalis Music/Warner Chappell Music/Island World Music
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A Total Wast Of Time...!
7 June 1999 | by Mulle-3See all my reviews

This is one of the most boring comedies, I have ever seen. The plot is bad; the acting is bad. And it is NOT a funny movie. Please use your time at something else. You will be sorry if you wast 1½ hour of your life on this crap. I'm am!


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