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Suspiria (1977)
What did I just watch???
Every review or collection of must watch has this movie in their list. I watched this because my wife and I got a list of the top 100 horror movies of all time. So we watched it. BORING! If Argento spent half as much time getting a script with dialog that makes sense or finding actors who, well, could act as he did on color and style this movie may have been watchable.
The acting was over the top dramatic. The dialog was ridiculous and at halfway through there's only been 1 scene of actual horror with two girls being murdered in the forst ten minutes. Then forty minutes of nonsense! This will be the last Gialo or whatever this style is called, foe me.
It Came from Below (2021)
Whoever is in charge of sound sucks.
Don't know what I just watched. Couldn't hear any of it as the music score was WAY too loud. So loud you can't hear any dialog. If you feel the need to watch this use subtitles.
Investigation 13 (2019)
Terrible
Cartoons! WTF! The cartoons completely take you out of the movie. The acting is terrible and the story has been done to death. Nothing original about this.
Jack Goes Home (2016)
Terrible
Lin Shane is the only thing good in this movie. Rory comes off whiney and hate able with his monotone, wordy dialog. Don't waste your time.
51 Nevada (2018)
Man Bun!
I don't... what did I just watch?? He had a man bun!!! Why was it in black and white for a bit? My advice to you is tell yourself it's a comedy and roll with the laughs.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
One of my all time favorites
A tongue in cheek play on horror cliches. It's very funny and as a horror fan I love how it pokes fun. The elevator scene is amazing and I loved the Mirman.
It Follows (2014)
I know what "It" is.
"It" is an STD. There, I saved ya a few bucks. Worst movie I've ever seen. That fact there was 1 other person in the theater should given me a clue.
Badder Ben: The Final Chapter (2017)
These movies are growing on me.
Not as good as the first but way better than second. These movies are growing on me.
Bad Ben: Steelmanville Road (2017)
Bad Ben
Liked Bad Ben but this is not good. Sometimes subtlety is better in horror. Ghost boy is what I'm referring to.
The Turning (2020)
No Ending!
We sat through the credits hoping there was some resolution. Nope, nothing. The first 2/3rds of the movie are ok but there's no payoff. Why couldn't Flora leave?? Was Will possessed by Quint?? Was she crazy or was it all real. Who knows, not even a clue. Should've gone to Gretel and Hansel.