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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: Subspace Rhapsody (2023)
Worst episode ever
I implore the writers of Star Trek, never do this again. It was painful to watch this as a musical, it was not well done, a complete throw away episode. You will literally ruin the show if not the franchise with this garbage. Totally unwatchable. Grey's Anatomy tries this same silly formula years ago and that's when they lost a lot of viewers. No more musicals! I think one of the most cringeworthy moments by far was the Klingons, blaintly overusing harmonizes and corny dancing with their batleths. Have I mentioned how hard this was to watch? I had to fast forward one nearly every minute of this dumpster fire.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Bad, very bad
This is nothing like Jurassic Park or Jurassic World, it feels more like a cheesy espionage movie. Incredibly corny, I'd like my time back. The only appeal is the reuniting of all characters, and an epic fight with everyone's favorite antihero, the T-Rex. Beyond that... ugh, bad screen writing.
Prey (2022)
Worthy prequel to the original
This is a very entertaining film, a prequel worthy of the original. Much better than the other new additions to the franchise. Watch it, you won't regret it.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Dumb & pointless
This film was a CGI monstrosity that bored that hell out of me. It starts bad, it ended bad, it was laughable at times. Not worth the grueling long time to watch it. The only part I enjoyed was the epic battle in the middle with Captain (spoiler) and Xavier.
Tenet (2020)
Painful to watch
This film has awesome effects, cool music, wild fight scenes, and the most implausible ridiculous story I've seen in a long time. Just awful, had to keep taking breaks from it but I kept hoping it would get better. It did not.
Stowaway (2021)
Abrupt ending, where is the 2nd half?
This movie ended absurdly abruptly, and we never find out how Michael the Stowaway got sealed in. I want my time back, damn it Netflix this had potential but the story needs to continue.
Coming 2 America (2021)
It's worth watching if you love the original
This isn't a great film, but yes it's worth watching if you love the original. Tons of nostalgia and cameos, a few good laughs, a few awkward moments too. The charter arcs are kind of a mess though, and yes it's predictable. Overall I enjoyed it, but it doesn't have the replay value of the original.
Away (2020)
Boring, too mellow dramatic, not enough space
As so many other reviews have pointed out, this entire series is not really science fiction, it's mellow drama implemented poorly. My advice, only watch it on a smartphone or tablet, so that you can frequently fast forward thru all the garbage scenes. Really disappointing overall.
The Grinch (2018)
Very good, true to original, fun additions, a little anticlimactic at the end
Very good, true to original, fun additions, a little anticlimactic at the end.
I liked it far more than expected.