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Swan Song (2021)
Boring, pretentious mess
The movie mistakes dull and boring for emotional and touching in this messed-up, wanna-be awards movie that looks like someone revived the unused sets from mid-90s Mark Romanek music videos.
What starts out with a promising premise soon becomes an overlong, cheese-fest that will put you to sleep fast and will leave you completely untouched and empty when finally the credits roll.
Would have been better as a short film.
Der Clown (2005)
worst film ever made
This is by far the worst film ever made. It lacks idea, talent and originality and makes Ed Wood's films seem like Oscar masterpieces. Even the special effects and stunts are boring and completely laughable. It feels like it's been made by monkeys. the "acting" is nonexistent and against the Geneva Conventions and the dialog is so embarrassing that i had to switch it off from time to time. Even a piece of mud would act better that this ensemble. It is a complete waste of time and money. If you want something interesting, i recommend to rather watch static on TV and to avoid this film under all circumstances.
Nochnoy dozor (2004)
crap...
I got interested in this film, because of raving reviews. I went to see it and... am wondering if I saw the same movie that was screened for the critics. This film is just plain boring and dull. The effects are mediocre and the whole film feels like some film student tried to copy all his favorite scenes from other movies or videos and forgetting that these films and effects are dated and far from as cool as they used to be and overused; even in washing-powder commercials... The whole movie feels like a rip-off from great scenes from other films and lacks the most important thing: ORIGINALITY. The characters are forgettable and laughable , the story nonexistent (oooh, spooky - an owl! Blade Runner, here we go - did you see that great effect from Jonathan Glazer's Uncle video where the guy gets run over in a tunnel? Let's copy that too and then let's give it that greenish-blue look that has been overused for 10 years.) I am sorry to say it but this film is highly disappointing and dull. watch it on video. Save your money. It's not worth it!