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Gigli (2003)
I had to see it for myself
Well, Affleck's career is pretty much dead on impact. Kevin Smith made him look like a million bucks but J-Lo has dragged him to the depths in this one. I spent $12 on 2 tickets for this with my brave friend and I attending. Walken and Pacino couldn't save it, the movie made zero sense, the dialogue was lame, and it was simply awkward. Hey Ben, if you're out there, you better hope Kevin Smith is looking to recast you as Shannon Hamilton should he decide on Mallrats 2. Hope and pray
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Generation X Slasher
Fun movie. Seemed a lot like a more upbeat, hip version of the previous films. The death scenes were the most violent and therefore the best of all the Halloween films in that aspect. Tommy Doyle was a cool character, a demented man haunted by Michael Myers. Sad to see this was Donald Plesance's last film, but I think that little scene at the end explains it all.
Nice job. A good way of getting over the ultraviolence.
Getting In (1994)
An Oddly Memorable Movie
I watched this film in August of 1999 on Comedy Central. They usually show really horrible movies in the morning, but this one stood out. It wasn't one of their cheesy movies from the 80's they show. It wasn't one that had no known faces. It featured the funny guy from Friends (Perry), a funny comic (Chappelle), a bombshell (Swanson), and the star of Ally McBeal (Flockheart). Not to mention Andrew McCarthy, who plays a great diabolical character. I have only seen this movie twice (I wish I could find a video store that had it, but sadly I can't.). The story flows smoothly and the murder scenes made me shiver, but they were awesome! Not bad for a movie based in 1993.
ECW Hardcore TV (1993)
The Wrestling show that does it right
ECW never ceases to entertain. With brave heroes like Tommy Dreamer, The Sandman, Rob Van Dam, and New Jack battling evil villains like Justin Credible, Rhino, Jerry Lynn, and Angel, ECW is the ultimate source for wrestling fans. The violence it portrays and the wrestling it exhibits makes it second to none
Screwed (2000)
Norm does it again!
I just got back from seeing this a half hour ago and it was excellent. Not brilliant, but the plot is so perfectly clever, you'd think this was a 4 star nominee. It won't be, the critics are lame. The real critics (human beings who know "funny") think that this movie is number 1.
By the way, Danny Devito plays the greatest weirdo in movie history. Check it out!
Dirty Work (1998)
Norm is a frigging funny guy!
Dirty Work just never sours when I watch it. Norm MacDonald, vastly underrated, makes it through in such a good movie. I also found Chris Farley to be on-the-floor hilarious! You have to buy this movie to believe it. Don't listen to the critics; they thought Titanic was good.