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the reworked title of the movie "don't say yes when you really mean no"
22 September 2004
I remember being in 5th grade when my teacher brought this video tape to class. She told the class "For the next hour and ten minutes (may have been an hour and twenty)you're going to be watching a movie about saying no to drugs. This movie is about getting the courage to stand up to your friends and tell them that 'NO' you don't have to take drugs to be cool and you don't want them". Well, at the time the biggest thing to us fifth graders were IN LIVING COLOR and TALES FROM THE CRYPT which was chocked full of unwholesome stuff, so we really weren't all about this movie from the start.

When our teacher, Mrs. Asfazadour put this video in from the start it looked as if someone shot the video on their home camera. I don't even recall any credits. The movie revolved around some teenage girl who's friend is starting to hang out around the wrong people (people who do drugs) and she doesn't know what to do to get her friend out of the predicament of needing to do drugs to look cool in front of the popular kids in high school. throughout the movie every time she sees her friend on drugs she's doing something really strange (well strange to a bunch of 10 year olds but now that i'm 24 isn't so strange)like using a dog collar as a choker, or taking her bangs and dying them red, or taking kittie colars and turning them into punk rock bracelets. The friend in trouble is an overweight chola looking girl who has no self confidence until she meets these people that seem cool to her but do drugs. she starts getting all punk rocked out, but the movie makes this seem as though it's this hugely evil thing, which is why her friend is going through all of these emotions of not knowing what to do for her friend. the plot of the movie is basically this: a teenage girl is having issues in her own head because she can't deal with peer pressure. about 65 percent of the production is this girl singing and singing and moving around talking about situations that are hard. the songs are horribly bad pop songs that sound as though they were made up as they were recorded. The only real thing that i remember about the movie is the lead sings a song where the lyrics are "don't say yes, when you really really really really, really really really really mean 'no'" in which she's in a really cloudy dream sequence where she's a contestant on a game show.

this is pretty bad, but gets the point across that "yes, you can say 'no' to drugs and stand up to people that you know". I remember that about 30 minutes through the movie every time that another song would start back up with the character singing, the entire class would groan. when the movie was over and the teacher asked what the class learned from the movie, the anonymous vote was "don't say yes when you really mean no" to drugs. Now that i think back on it, one of the dream sequences might have been her just being high and trippin' out 'cause she's high for the first time.

This movie to me seems like propaganda that goes far beyond no drugs. it seems to me that the message was that if you wear black, or dye your hair, or wear punk bracelets, or listen to hard rock and wear dark makeup that you are evil and that you must be on drugs because only drugs can make that kind of person. I think that the main character also asked a higher power or something to help her make decisions, but i'm not entirely sure, since this was 15 years ago. It was a terrible movie, that was shot on home video, had really bad acting, and really bad sound but had a really catchy song that i sometimes remember at random times throughout my life (don't say yes when you really mean no") and get struck in my head.
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Vision Test (2002)
excellant short about favortism
12 December 2003
This movie is very powerful. I just saw it on San Diego's UCSD televsion.

It takes a girl who's in for an eye test and questions her preferences for who she'd prefer for a boss, fortune 500 company, son's wife, etc.

Great little piece. Go to their website to find out more about the video. I strongly reccomend this movie. I believe that everyone should see this movie.
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8/10
what a strange movie
9 August 2001
A rare movie to find. If you find it, you are one of the few.

I think that this is a good movie for sexually confused teenagers to watch. I think that some kids can connect with it and know that they are not the only ones out there who have the same situations occur in their life as in this movie. Some good issues are brought up in this movie. Some real stereotypes are stepped on in this movie. This movie lets kids know that it's okay to be something other than hetero.
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Barbarella (1968)
9/10
The director of this film was a tripper
9 August 2001
The is one of the best movies to watch when tripping. Everyone has their own trip movie, this one used to be mine. I've probably seen it about 30-40 times. Tripping brings out the cheesy cinematic visuals, and turns them into real delights, not to mention alerts you to things that you weren't away of before.

Barbarella crashes on a planet and gets almost killed by kids, gets laid, finds a city that is a maze, gets laid, finds her way into the city, almost gets laid by a woman, finds the underground gorillas , gets laid, finds a scientist, and gets laid. The sex isn't very suttle and isn't crude in any way, but provides something to laugh at. This movie is crazy. It's a great wonderful thing to look at the styles of what was considered futuristic back then; the art direction of the psychedelic sixties, the attitudes of the actors, what was considered sexy, and the colors and visuals and textures and some wicked/demented looking places throughout the film. One of the Best nostalgic futuristic movies EVER!

The last time I saw this movie was 4 years ago. I was tripping off of the visuals when suddenly Barbarella turned into Mariah Carey riding on an angel's back. That's what ended the movie for me. Since than, I haven't tripped or seen the movie; the experience of Jane Fonda turning into Mariah Carey isn't something to take nicely, especially it being Mariah Carey.

I think that it should be mandatory for whole the culture that takes mind altering substances to watch this movie when tripping. IT"S GREAT STUFF!!!

This review has been a public service announcement.
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6/10
I saw the Maket research viewing of this in APRIL
3 August 2001
This movie showed lots of promise, but sadly the end made the rest of the film terrible. If you plan on watching a movie similar to the first one, you're out of luck. THe theater that I saw it in was full of rowdy teenagers fresh out of high school who wouldn't stop laughing at the stupidiest parts of the film.

Most of the characters in the first film show their faces in this one. The same old group of friends come back home from their first year of collage and decide to spend their summer vacation in a beach house. Stifler's dad shows up through somewhere in the middle of the movie and from there, this movie turns into one of those old cheesy eighties loving romance movies about proving your manhood by getting laid, but falling in/out of love doing so. It also shows the affects of a long distance relationship between two people in two countries and the trust factor involved.

It seems as though the script writer ran out of ideas a little more than halfway through and let a feminist finish it off; it seemed this like the ideas were running out once a trumpet was shoved in an anus. The high school is what ruined the movie. I walked out of the theater at the point when that issue gets resolved.

The acters look older and more uglier and the actresses look hotter and tastier. I do have to say though that stiffler really buffed up for this role though (his arms are so huge now) and looks good.

I don't want to spoil this movie, so I'll leave the comments to just what I've written.
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Chuck & Buck (2000)
9/10
This movie crushes you with Anticiptation
3 August 2001
I think that this is one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen.

Buck experiences the death of a loved one and sends an invitation of the funeral to his childhood friend Chuck. Once at the engagement, Buck verbalizes some words that make Chuck uncomfortable, so Chuck and his fiancée leave. With no one to turn to, Buck decides to move to the big city and seek out his old friend again. Chuck is all that Buck ever thinks about; the old times that they had in their youth, the separation between the two. Buck feels very alienated by Chuck's fiancée and makes a very drastic move to show his displeasure with her.

I think that this is one of THE BEST films to have made it out of 2000. It does have a low budget with unknown actors, but the script itself and the talent of the actors is what makes this film a modern masterpiece. The entire time that I was watching this movie I couldn't sit in my seat. Through the whole movie I was squirming and feeling for the characters.

The writer of this movie makes a point to make everyone watching it feel miserable with anticipation on what is going to happen next. This movie leaves every single scene with suspense. If you are one of the people who can't sit in your seat,and squirm every time you feel uncomfortable, I would recommend that you see this movie, it makes the experience all the better.

One of the more extreme movies I've seen. THis movie leaves you feeling violated and alienated. on an uncomfortable scale of 1-10, this movie leaves you feeling a 12.
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This movie is one of the most disgusting, disturbing and vile movies that I have ever seen; it's perfect for an audience with a strong stomach and a twisted mind.
12 November 2000
An artist happens upon a mermaid in a sewer and takes her home. While using the mermaid as inspiration, she slowly starts to sicken and decay. Aside from a strong stomach the director has quite the imagination for the strange and unusual. I think that the most upsetting part of the movie to me is, in the middle of the film where the mermaid has worms crawling to the surface of her skin. The painter cares little about her condition and keeps on painting with her body fluids while she lays watches his masterpieces.
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