IdleHand Reviews

My Fair Lady (1964)

This movie spoiled a perfect record...

[10/10 · 27 December 2000]

I absolutely detest musicals. This film is the one exception that comes to mind.

Audrey Hepburn, besides being one of the most beautiful women to ever grace the silver screen, gives one of the most memorable perforances of any actress that I've ever seen.

If you have never had the pleasure of viewing this movie, your life is not complete!

Merchant of Death (1997)

Worth your time, if you like to watch for goofs...

[1/10 · 15 September 2000]

Ishtar, move over... This is one of the worst movies that I've seen. This movie is filled with goofs, blunders and unexplained exploding victims. At least in that respect, it was entertaining.

The plot slowly develops only after about 2 dozen people get killed. Michael Pare is the least of the problems with the film, although his character is akin to Superman dodging the bullets from dozens of machine guns while he shoots his way through.

If you are looking for a serious, semi-believable "shoot-em-up" don't bother with this one.