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Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
Typical poorly written love story
First thing I though was it seemed like a twilight rip-off, then I come back and read it started as a fan written twilight spin off story.
Second thing is it's not porn, don't listen to the others who keep saying that. Likely they have never watched it and on moral reasons are posting bad reviews and giving it 0 stars.
The sex scenes were pretty toned down for what I was expecting, not even full frontal for either actor, just lots of close up boobs. You see more than that on an HBO series. The bondage scenes were pretty short also, a minute or two and they are done and she's being carried off to bed.
It features a fairly poor and uninteresting girl (like Bella) who suddenly has a rich guy from a wealthy family chasing after her (twilight again) who keeps telling her to get away from me you won't like me but come back I want you (twilight story again).
Both main characters were kind of jerks. He was kept telling her she can leave, you wont like me once you get to know me. So she would leave, he would track her down, just about kidnap her then bring her right back. She kept teasing him with that stupid contract. OK change it and Ill sign it, just kidding I won't sign it, yes I will sign it, let me think about it but have sex with me now anyway, I don't like you but I want to make you breakfast and go on dates...
My first thought was, why does he not just hire a girl to serve his needs ? He can get a high class, discrete, strictly business girl that will do exactly what he wants, when he wants. He admits she is girl #16, so none of the first 15 he ever had feeling for, nor they for him ? For whatever reason she was the first one ? Seems unlikely.
Bad Manners: Don't Knock the Bald Heads (2005)
A great show if you like the fat sound.
Over time this band has got louder and faster. After 30 years most singers tend to do slower and softer music but the front man, Buster aka You Fat Bastard, has kept it going. The sound quality is very good, the video quality is fair but the club seemed to be a little to dark for the cameras being used leading to some grainy shots. Im sure they had a limited budget, like 99% of the bands who fail to make super star money they must fund projects like this out of there own pocket. The set list and energy was very close to when I saw them play in 2007. If you can't make it to there show or even if you can, you will enjoy there DVD if you had a reason to search for it in the first place.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Why was this even released to theaters?
This movie was laughably horrible. Luckily we used half off coupons. After 20 minutes the audience was noticeably board and talking with each other, texting, etc. By the time it got half way though people starting walking out and kept leaving the rest of the way though. The acting and choice of actors was terrible. Some had poor to no acting ability. The real actors put in very little effort after working with so little talent. The movie made no sense, it started as if it was 20 minutes into the movie already and you never had a clue what was happening . It was 2 hours of randomly changing shots that did not fit together to make a movie. The bad guy charter looked like Wayne Newton and could not be taken seriously. The movie did not end, it just stopped and resolved almost nothing. The movie it self was very poorly made. The colors would totally change each time the shot changed, like each camera was using different lenses and had not been white balanced. One shot would be full color and clear, the next shot washed out and grainy, as if shot on a home video camera. The props did not fit the movie. A modern saddle with chrome plated buckles, stamped steel bladed shovels and lots of other little items that did not belong in the middle ages .