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Darkness Falls (2003)
If you thought this movie was good, please never vote on a movie again.
This movie was ridiculous. The tooth fairy? Come on. The plot was non-existent, and the sound effects were even worse. Basically this tooth fairy was burned very badly when she was mortal, and because of this she could never go into the light again. Even artificial light, which basically means that all involved in this movie either think the public is retarded, or they themselves are retarded. But, the tooth fairy is bad, she apparently only goes after a few kids at a time, wears a god-awful mask, and must have some severe respiratory problems because of all of the scary gurgling sounds she makes when she's near.
Bottom line, don't rent this movie.
Lake Placid (1999)
Don't judge it by it's previews!
If you're anything like me, you saw the previews to this movie and thought "oh yeah, sure. I'll be seeing that one." The PR person for this movie should have been shot in the face. Repeatedly. This movie is a gem. The witty one liners by the cast make it golden. Sure, it's about a giant reptile that's killing people in a lake that isn't even Lake Placid (I'm serious -it's not even set there). It's freaking hilarious, and if my word isn't enough, you simply can't turn down a film in which Betty White tells people to suck her d**k.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
It sure aint Titanic...
It's a horribly sad subject, but then again so was Titanic. I found that the soap opera story line truly cheapened this movie, one that carried so much potential. Because of this, I wasn't able to connect to the characters.
Still, it's a sad movie and one that's well worth seeing. Just don't drink anything 3-4 hours beforehand or during the movie because the plot doesn't quite move along as fast as most individuals' digestive tract.
Milo (1998)
i would seriously expect better from 10 monkeys with a cam-corder.
This movie was by far the worst movie I've ever had to endure. I couldn't believe that they tried to pass it off as a serious movie, it was so bad I couldn't even laugh at it's pathetic attempt to entertain me. If you want cheesy horror that you can laugh at, rent Dr. Giggles instead.