My friend and I called the first Starship Troopers "The Shoe Movie", because that's all it would take to solve everything - one big shoe.
I wish I had a shoe to swat the creator of this worthless piece of crap. More along the lines of "The Amityville Horror" than the first movie, this poorly-written example of low-budget, blood filled gore made me want to leave the theatre. The only reason I didn't is that it was too awful to make it to theaters, and instead was released direct-to-video.
I wish the rental store had a return policy if you hated the flick. On the other hand, this movie is not worth fighting for your $6. I'd rather just try and forget I ever watched it.
The creators chose to stay far away from the original movie's tongue-in-cheek sci-fi spoofing, and decided instead to go with blood and gore. Lots of it. I won't give away anything by telling you what the source of the gore is, but don't get your curiosity up. It's not worth suffering through the eternally bad acting, directing, and writing that is - Starship Troopers 2.
I wish I had a shoe to swat the creator of this worthless piece of crap. More along the lines of "The Amityville Horror" than the first movie, this poorly-written example of low-budget, blood filled gore made me want to leave the theatre. The only reason I didn't is that it was too awful to make it to theaters, and instead was released direct-to-video.
I wish the rental store had a return policy if you hated the flick. On the other hand, this movie is not worth fighting for your $6. I'd rather just try and forget I ever watched it.
The creators chose to stay far away from the original movie's tongue-in-cheek sci-fi spoofing, and decided instead to go with blood and gore. Lots of it. I won't give away anything by telling you what the source of the gore is, but don't get your curiosity up. It's not worth suffering through the eternally bad acting, directing, and writing that is - Starship Troopers 2.
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